So...Obviously I had to write a fanfic for this special holiday and I chose FAKE. Yay! My first FAKE fanfic! smiles dreamily...FAKE 7... Excuse me while I daydream about Dee and Ryo.

----

Bang! Bang! Bang! "Ryo! Open up!" Dee screamed, pounding on Ryo's door.

"I'm coming, I'm coming." Ryo sighed, slowly walking to the door, taking his time.

"Ryo! I know you're in there! You're just doing this to annoy me! If you don't hurry up, the minkeys will get me!"

"Calm down Dee." Ryo finally reached the door. As soon as he opened it, Dee flew in and crouched behind Ryo, hugging his legs. "Save me! Save me!"

"Save you from what? Why are you so scared?"

Dee stood up and ran into the living room, screaming. When Ryo followed, he found him huddled under a blanket on the couch. "Dee, what's wrong?"

Sticking his head out, Dee whispered, "It's Friday the 13th," then pulled head in.

"So?"

"So…."

"So?"

"So…?"

"So?..."

"So?"

"So it's just a day. Wait. How did- oh never mind. Nothing is bad about Friday the 13th. It's just superstition. Why are you terrified?"

Silence.

"Dee, answer me!"

Nothing.

"Dee! What the hell is wrong!"

Dee poked his head out again. "Wow, Ryo. Out of character much? Don't look at me like that! You're scaring me! Ryo! Fine, I'll tell you." He motioned for Ryo to come closer. "Tonight is the only night of the year, except for Halloween, when the minkeys run loose."

"That's just an urban legend. Wait, what are minkeys?"

"Minkeys are primates that look like monkeys, but they eat you while you sleep," Dee explained, squeaking and diving back under the blanket.

"What if I said I would protect you tonight? Would you calm down?"

"All night?" Dee whimpered like a child.

"All night," Ryo reassured him.

Dee threw off the blanket. "And if I get scared, you'll hold me?" Dee looked up at Ryo with puppy dog eyes.

"Yep."

"And-"

"Yep," replied Ryo, knowing what Dee was going to say.

"Yay!" Dee squealed in happiness and skipped into the bedroom Ryo followed, sighing, yet smiling at the same time.

The End!

So...Review or I will send a pack of rabid minkeys after you! Oh, and the minkey is copyrighted by my friend. He didn't give me permission to use them, so if you steal them, you and I both will have some visitors tongiht...If you catch ,my drift.