Season Four
We meet Riley.
(me): This guy is so boring!
Buffy getting her ass kicked by Sunday.
(me): That's gotta hurt.
KATHY: I'm 3000 years old. When are you going to stop treating me like I'm 900?
(me): What planet does she live on? Oh wait, she's not human.
Buffy sleeps with Parker, then Parker bushes her off lightly.
(me shaking my headWhen is she going to learn?
Anya and Xander having sex.
Spike has a slight moment of daylight.
ANYA: Bunnies frighten me.
(me): She probably watched Donnie Darko too.
Oz leaves Willow.
Spike gets zipped by the Initiative. Spike comes back paler.
(me): Any more of that, Spike can camouflage with the snow.
Buffy and Spike kissing.
(me): That's just disturbing. I think I'm going to vomit. (Even though I am a loyal B/A fan, I accept and understand the relationship between Buffy and Spike. Everything here is just me having fun.)
Half of "Hush" is a no-talk episode.
(me falling asleep on the sofa
We find out that Riley is with the Initiative.
Giles turns into a demon.
(me): Finally, Giles' real image comes out.
Riley gets kicked out of the Initiative.
(me): Guess they thought he was boring too.
Faith wakes up from a coma.
BUFFY: Five by five.
(me): This looks bad.
TARA: I am, you know.
WILLOW: What?
TARA: Yours.
(me drops my jaw in amazement.
Jonathan stakes a vampire with ease.
(me): Did I just miss an episode here?
Buffy and Riley have a lot of sex.
(me): …………
Oz comes back.
(me): This is turning into a soap.
Angel and Riley fighting.
(me): Go Angel! Kick his ass!
Buffy kicks Adam's ass.
The first Slayer appears.
(me): Who invited the freak?!