N/A; This starts in another one of my beautiful Ocs perspective and changes with every thick line. I'm not yet dead is by Monty Python, it's a Spamalot song. We Go Together is from the mighty musical Grease.
"It won't close!" yelled a disgruntled eleven-year-old girl.
"Maddi! Do you have to pack your whole room!" screeched her mother, Marcie.
"Yes but it just wont fit!" she yelled jumping up and down on her suitcase.
"Here honey, sit on your suitcase and I'll zip it up." Maddi compelled.
Maddi sat on her suitcase. Suddenly she felt herself being launched from the top of the suitcase and coming in contact with the solid wall.
"Mother!" yelled the re-faced girl "what was that for?"
But her mom was unable to answer she was on the floor laugh clutching her gut laughing. Hahaha
Hahaha
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Hahaha
"Oh very funny boys!" yelled Mrs. Potter looking into her cereal at the flies now doing the backstroke passed the cheerios. (Cheerios is a trademarked brand name and is not in any way being reproduced for cash in the use of this story.)
The two Potter men were clutching onto the table to stop themselves from doubling over in laughter.
"It's not funny James! Now if I get one note from Hogwarts about you tormenting your teachers or causing any trouble…"
"I get it mom howler, now come on I don't want to be late for Hogwarts."
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"Mom where'd all the food go!"
"I just went grocery shopping yesterday what do you mean where did all the food go!"
"Mother! I have scarcely had anything to eat! I just had three eggs, five pancakes and three waffles! Do you want me to starve!"
Mrs. Lupin went over to her son laughing. She messed up his hair.
"I think you'll live."
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"Mum I'll be fine!" said an exasperated Lily Evans to her mother.
"Oh I know honey, you'll do great." Said Mrs. Evans smiling as she hugged her daughter one last time.
Lily picked up her heavy truck and lugged it up onto the train. She searched around for an empty compartment. She settled finally when she found one with only one girl in it.
"Can I sit in here?"
"That is between you and your Doctor, I quite honestly don't want to know whether or not your body is fully capable of sitting, as for may you sit in here, yeah go ahead." She answered without looking up from the magazine she was flipping through. Lily sat down. The two girls sat in silence for a while as the train started to move.
"So what's your name?" Lily asked.
"Maddi, Maddi McKinnon. You?" she said finally looking up from her book.
"Lily, Lily Evans."
"Evans? Never heard it before, are you muggleborn?"
"Yeah, is that a bad thing?"
"Well to some wizards it is, but not to me. I know muggleborns who have out shown the best purebloods and purebloods who cant even hold up a cauldron."
"What are you reading?"
"Teen Witch Weekly. Want to see?" Lily moved over next to Maddi and they spent the rest of the trip laughing over the funny robes and odd hair accessories the witches were adorned in.
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Sirius Black walked down the aisle of the train. He was happy to be away from his parents. He searched for an empty compartment. Finally he found one with two boys sitting alone. He opened the door to find an air of awkward uncomfortable-ness.
"Can I sit here?" The two boys just shrugged in response and Sirius sat down opposite the sandy haired boy and next to the one with black hair that stuck up in a million directions.
"Hey I know you!" he said suddenly looking at the boy with sticking up black hair, "You're James from the party!"
"And you're Sirius!" James said in realization of who it was.
"Did I miss something?" asked the sandy-haired boy.
"We met at a party, who are you?" asked Sirius.
"Remus, Remus Lupin," he introduced sticking his hand out to shake the two boys hands.
"I'm James and that's Sirius," James said
Suddenly there came crash from outside the door and a small girl with blonde hair and blue eyes ran inside the compartment panting.
"If anyone asks, I was here the whole time," she said sitting down next to Sirius, "Hey Black, hey James, hey Remus." Remus opened his mouth wondering how she had known that. "I'm good with names, we met back at Gringotts in March."
"Oh yeah," said Remus, "How do you know them, wait let me guess, the party?"
"Yup," she answered before the compartment fell back in to an awkward silence.
Finally in an attempt to break the silence Addy turned to her right to face Sirius and asked, "Are you not yet dead?"
"What?"
"Are you not yet dead?"
"Yes…No…Maybe?" he answered confused.
"Well I'm not yet dead," said Addy confidently. Suddenly grinning James picked up on what she was doing. It was an old skit of there's.
N/A: this next part is written in script form because it's just so much that way.
James: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
Sirius: Here's one.
Addy: I'm not dead!James: Here, he says he's not dead!
Sirius: Yes he is.
Addy: I feel happy. I feel happy.
(sung)
I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the Highland Fling
I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
Cause I'm not yet dead.
All: He is not yet dead
That's what the geezer said
No, he's not yet dead
That man is off his head
He is not yet dead
So put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead.
(James mines hitting Addy on the head.)
Well now he's dead
You whacked him on the head
Sure, now he's dead
It makes me just see red
You are such a brute
To murder that old coot
You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead
Who is the knave who put him in his grave
And who needs to manage his anger?Sirius: My name is Lancelot
I'm big, and strong, and hot.
Occasionally I do
Some things that I should not.
James: I want to be a knight
But I don't like to fight
I'm rather scared I may
Just simply run away
Sirius: I'll be right with you
Robin, through and through and through
So stick with me
And I'll show you what to doJames: We'll remain good chums
You can teach me how to dance
Both: We're going to enlistJames: I'm RobinSirius: And I'm Lance
All: Oh we're off to war
Because we're not yet dead
We will all enlist
As the Knights that Arthur led.Addy: I am coming too
My name will be Sir Fred
I'll be your musician
Cos I'm not yet deadAll: Oh we're not yet dead
To Camelot we go
To enlist instead
To try and earn some dough
And so although
We should have stayed in bed
We're going off to war
Because we're not yet dead
Addy: I am coming, too
My name will be Sir Fred
I'll be your musician
'Cause I'm not yet deadSirius: To kill
I will
It gives me such a thrill
James: To sing
And dance
And keep an eye on Lance
ALL: We're going off to war
We'll have girlfriends by the score
Addy: We'll be shot by Michael Moore!
ALL: Because we're not yet dead.
Remus clapped, laughing at the antics of the other three in his cart.
"How come you didn't join in?" Addy asked him.
"I can't sing," he said simply.
"No, everyone can sing. It's just like talking, only to a tune. Alright I'll start, but you better join in," Addy said.
"But then you'll just drop out and I'll wind up singing on my own like an idiot.
"Fine I promise I will not drop out to leave you sounding like an idiot," Addy spit into her hand and stuck it out for Remus to shake. Remus looked at her hand hesitantly before shaking it.
Addy: We go together like
rama lama lama
ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom
Addy, Sirius and James: Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
That's the way it should be
Wha oooh yeah!
All: We're one of a kind
Like dip di-dip di-dip
Doo-bop a doo-bee doo
Our names are signed
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
boog-e-dy
Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
We'll always be like one
Wa-wa-wa-waaa!
When we go out at night
And stars are shinin' bright
Up in the skies above
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance
Maybe it might be lo-oh oh oh-oh oh-ove
Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding a da ding de dong
Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-ed-y
Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-y boom de boom
Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding-a de ding de dong
Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-ty boom de boom
Addy and James: A wop ba-ba lu-mop
Sirius and Remus: A wop bam boom
All: We're for each other like
A wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom
Just like my brother is
Sha na na na na na yip-pit-y dip de boom
(Everyone ese drops out leaving remus singing alone):
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
We'll always be together
Wha oooh yeah!
We'll always, be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
A wop ba-ba lu-mop a wop bam boom!
Suddenly, Remus realized he was the only one singing.
"Hey!" he said, "What was that for? You promised!"
"I promised I wouldn't drop out and leave you sounding like an idiot."
"She has got a point," interjected Sirius, "You didn't sound like an idiot!"
"What he means is your good," Addy said "Think about that next time you're feeling shy."
"You know, we should make a band," said James, "We could be like, the Furious Four!"
"Why are we mad?" asked Remus
"I perfer Sirius and the Sirius-etes"
"No way," said Addy, "we should be the marooners!"
"Marooners? That's cheesy!" said Sirius
"How about the Marauders?" suggested Remus. James and addy nodded their heads in agreement, but sirius just grumbled-
"I like the Sirius-etes better."
For the rest of the train ride the four children exchanged anecdotes of their past experiences.
Just as the sun was setting, a large castle was seen on the horizon. Addy turned to look at it.
"Wow," she muttered, turning her attention away from the boys who were now discussing the most disgusting thing they had ever eaten.
Addy looked up into the sky and closed her eyes.
Starlight, Star bright, first Star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the wish, I wish tonight.
N/A: short if you exclude the songs but I'm going on a plane tomorrow so I can promise a long next entry!
