N/A: This chapter is dedicated to SeverusSnape'sLove! Thanks for the review!
Disclaimer I didn't own this when I wrote last chapter and I still don't own this. If I was a rich girl is by Gwen Stefani.
P.S. did you all know that pranking isn't a word?
The first week of January came and the students piled back into the school. The whole of January passed by with out a single prank and Lily had begun to worry. Everywhere she went she watched her step and Maddi had begun to worry for her sanity.
"When are you guys planning your next prank?" she asked Addy for the thousandth time.
"If I told you it wouldn't be a surprise!"
"Yes but it's not like it's me you're pranking!"
"I wouldn't be so sure if I were you," said Addy smirking as they made their way up to their dormitories along with Maddi and Amelia. As they got ready for bed, Lily was obviously double checking it for anything out of place.
"Was this hairbrush here this morning?" she asked Maddi, "I could have sworn I left it on the other side of the dresser!"
"Alright Lily, give me the brush," said Maddi calmly walking over to her friend, "You need to calm down. I think I know just the thing… Maddi grabbed onto the hairbrush and began to use it as a microphone.
N/A: again this is written in script format (It really is easier)
Maddi: na (some large number of x)
Maddi: If I was a Rich Girl
Maddi and Addy: Na (15x)
Maddi: See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
Addy: No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Maddi: Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
Amelia: Think what that money could bring
Maddi: I'd buy everything
Amelia: Clean out Vivienne Westwood
Maddi: In my Galliano gown
Amelia: No, wouldn't just have one hood
Maddi: A Hollywood mansion if I could
Addy: Please book me first class to my fancy house in London town
Lily: All the riches baby, won't mean anything
All the riches baby, don't bring what your love can bring
All the riches baby, won't mean anything
Don't need no other baby
Your lovin' is better than gold and I know
Lily: If I was rich girl
All: na (15x)
Maddi: See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
Amelia: No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Addy: Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
Lily: I'd get me four Harajuku girls to
Maddi: Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue
Amelia: I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names
Addy: Love, Angel, Music, Baby. Hurry up and come and save me
All: All the riches baby, won't mean anything
All the riches baby, don't bring what your love can bring
All the riches baby, won't mean anything
Don't need no other baby
Your lovin' is better than gold and I know
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
Laughing the girls finally dropped into bed after a very angry Alice Bones came and yelled at them to keep it down.
Addy waited until she was sure that all of the other occupants of the of the dorm were sound asleep before creeping down the stairs to the common room.
James, Sirius, Remus and to her surprise, Peter, were already at the feet of the stairs to the girls dorms, arguing over whether or not to send someone up to get her.
"Everything ready?" she asked looking at Remus, who nodded in response, "Good, I did a little research of my own. I learned this charm. It'll make it so that when he looks in the mirror, he'll see what he expect to see. That means as long as someone does tell him,"
"Which they won't," Sirius assured her, "It's not like he has any friends!"
"Then we can expect to have a nice little scene to wake up to in the morning."
The five kids slowly opened the portrait whole and crept down. James led the group through the halls with Sirius and Addy following closely behind. Bringing up the rear was Remus and Peter, trailing behind the others, shivering nervously.
"Why is he here?" Addy whispered to Sirius.
"Who?"
"You know very well who! Peter! He's going to get us caught!"
"No, you're the one who's going to do that if you don't stop whispering!" said James turning around and the subject was dropped.
They snuck down to the dungeons turning sharply to the portrait hole that opened into the Slytherin Common Room.
"Um, how are we supposed to get in?" asked Addy.
"We have the password," said James as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"How?" she persisted.
"If you must know, Peter hid behind that statue for three hours to over hear that password," said James, not making eye contact with Addy.
"Wow…" Addy whispered softly, causing Peter to blush.
"Mudblood Scum."
"What did you say?" Addy demanded looking at James.
"It's the password!" he protested.
"The password! That shouldn't be allowed-" Addy began to argue when Sirius put his hand over her mouth.
"Unless you shut up, you are going back to the common room," he said in her ear.
Addy gave in and followed he boys in the Slytherin Common Room. Addy and Sirius stayed in the common room to keep guard while Peter, Remus and James tiptoed quietly up the stairs.
A minute later there came a large crash and Remus, James and Peter came rushing down the stairs and back out the portrait hole, closely followed by Sirius and Addy.
The five did not stop running until they reached Gryffindor Common Room and collapsed on the couch.
The next morning Snape was nowhere to be found. When Lily pointed this out, James and Sirius began laughing uncontrollably.
"Why do I have a feeling you two have something to do with his disappearance?" said Amelia.
"Let's just say we made be feeling a little feverish today," said James laughing into his porridge.
Lily, Amelia, Maddi, Remus, James, Sirius and Peter made their way to the first class of the day, Transfiguration.
When they got into the classroom, Addy was already sitting in a desk towards the back. Unfortunately, they had transfiguration with the Slytherins.
"Today class, we will be turning tissue boxes into jewelry boxes," Professor McGonagall said, as the late bell rang.
Suddenly a red and gold blob came waddling into the room. His name was Severous Snape.
The class burst out laughing. His hair was bright gold and his skin had been dyed crimson red.
"Oh, my goodness!" said Professor McGonagall, "What did you do that for?"
"I didn't do it!" said Snape, "But, I found this in my bathroom!" he said sticking out a red and gold scarf.
Addy immediately recognized it as Remus's. She jumped up, remember what Remus had told her about wanting to be a prefect, and so far he had a clean slate.
"That's mine!" she said, "Thanks for finding it Snape," she continued in a falsely cheerful voice, "But if you would be so kind as to bring it down to laundry, I need to get the grease off of it."
"Ms. Mae, may I ask, why was your scarf in Mr. Snape's bathroom?"
"You could, but I'm not sure if you would get an answer."
"Ms. Mae, why was your scarf in Mr. Snape's bathroom," Professor McGonagall asked again.
"Well, you see that's a funny story,"
"Don't make me ask again!"
"Well there were these elves and they carried me off,"
"That's it I've heard enough. Let's just get back to class!"
"What! I'm not done with my story!"
"I don't care Ms. Mae, back to class. I'm the teacher here."
"O see look, this a monarchy! We need to fight for our democratic rights!"
"Shut up!"
"Oh, now we see the violence inherited in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
"DETENCION!" Professor McGonagall roared, and Addy finally took her seat grinning from ear to ear.
Addy was to serve her detention at 5:30 the next evening.
"Now," said Professor McGonagall, "You are to write I am not being repressed on this paper for an hour. You may begin."
Addy turned the paper over and began to write. 60 minutes later Professor McGonagall came back into her office to check on Addy.
"Are you done," she asked and Addy merely nodded. Professor McGonagall packed up the paper and rolled her eyes. "Detention again tomorrow. We're going to do this right!"
Addy had written I am being repressed for the whole hour.
Addy paid for her ignorance the next day as she sat down for an hour again, coping the sentence over and over.
Finally her punishment was over and she was released. Out in the hall she saw Professor McGonagall talking to an enraged house elf.
"No, listen the pixies are supposed to be delivered to the third floor office! They are for defense against the dark arts! Not Transfiguration!" With that she turned and walked back into her office.
Addy suddenly had a stroke of brilliance.
"I'll bring the pixies there in the morning," she told the house elf.
"Oh, thank you mistress Addy, that would be greatly appreciated!" said the house elf in a high-pitched voice.
The next morning, Addy waited until the first bell was about to ring before undoing the lock and letting all the pixies escape through out the school.
Addy doubled over in laughter, running into the charms classroom just as the bell rang.
The whole morning teachers went insane trying to capture all of the pixies.
Nobody had been able to pin the incident on Addy, but Frank Longbottum, the sixth year Gryffindor Prefect, had been infuriated by the fact that he could not prove it had been Addy. He had been one hundred percent certain it was her.
Flitwick had been so busy all through out the class that he never got around to assign the Gryffindor first years homework.
"Man, this is awesome," said Sirius, "No homework!"
"What do we have next?" asked James.
"I can't believe you!" said Lily, "it's the first of March and you still don't know your schedule!"
"Why would I bother when I have the human schedule by my side!" he said, causing Lily to blush and Maddi to roll her eyes.
"Potions," said Lily, making a sharp turn to the dungeons.
Once inside, Lily went to a seat in the front row next to Amelia and Remus, so that they were sharing a table. Sirius, James and Maddi shared another table, leaving a pleased Peter and a rather annoyed Addy to share a table with Snape, who was now back to his black hair and pale skin.
"Alright Snape, let's get one thing straight. If I see you mess up this potion in any way you are going to resent the day you were born!" Addy threatened, using very intricate hand motions.
"I would be more worried about your little boyfriend if I were you," he responded, motioning at Peter.
"The day that you're me and I'm you is the day Grindlewald rises from his grave!"
"That day maybe sooner than you think," he muttered.
Addy tried to shake Snape's comment off as she worked on her potion but she found that harder and harder. Even as she was stirring the potions towards the end of the class she could still hear Snape's voice echoing in the back of her head, "Sooner than you think."
Soon enough, class was over and the Gryffindors filed out of the classroom. Addy, Lily, Amelia, Remus, Maddi, Sirius, James and Peter went outside and sat down by the lake.
Remus was reading aloud from "A Standard Book of Spells Grade One" to Lily and Amelia as they discussed which spells Flitwick was most likely to put on the exam. James and Sirius were diving into the water trying to catch a glimpse of the giant squid Addy had been certain she saw on the first day of school when she fell in. Maddi was lying in the sun, half asleep, perfecting her tan. Peter had waded in knee deep to collect some plant for herbology. He was animatedly telling Addy all about it, who was leaning against a tree in the shade, not even attempting in the slightest to hide her disinterest.
Suddenly, James jumped out of the water, splashing water all over Remus, Lily and Amelia.
"Hey, watch the book!" yelled Amelia.
"Sorry Lia!"
"It's ok. Hey wait, Lia?" she asked, cocking her eyebrow.
"Yeah, you need a nickname! Everyone has a nickname!"
"I don't have a nickname," said Lily.
"Yes you do, you're my Lilyflower," said James, making Lily blush scarlet.
"Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the nickname if it's longer than the original name?" pointed out Maddi.
"No, Buzz has the same amount of letters as Addy," said James
"Yes but Addy is a nickname within itself, her full name is Addison," remus said, "And I don't a nickname either."
"Yeah, why does Addy have two nicknames and I don't have any!" asked Sirius, pouting.
"Come to think of it, I don't a nickname either," said Peter
"Alright," said Addy, "Let's just agree that James was completely wrong when he said everyone has a nickname and Lia is a good name for Amelia."
"Agreed," said Sirius and everyone collectively nodded and returned to what they had been doing.
"And did you know that the algae from the bottom of these rock can be used o cure werewolf scars!" said Peter excitedly.
"Peter?" said Addy at long last, "I really don't care about plants."
N/A: Review please! Do you guys think I use suddenly too much? I don't know, I guess I use it alot but Maddi thinks I need to come up with a new adverd. (My sister not the character)