Chapter 9 - The Wonkamobile

Author's note: Hey readers! I'm back with the next chapter. I'll respond to your reviews right now.

Gs33022, I wish I could answer your question, but then I'd be spoiling part of the story. ;)

JOHNHAMMOND1993, I was inspired to write this story while playing Dead Space. It certainly is a different take on Wonka's factory, isn't it?

Turrislucidus, you're right in regards to the layout of the Administration Offices from the movie. I probably just forgot about that fact for a moment. Whoops! As for the Wonkamobile, I know it's primarily associated with the 1971 movie, but the vehicle was featured in one of my other stories, "Where All the Bad Nuts Go", and that story was clearly based on the 2005 movie.

XXCandyLoverXX, yup, something is very wrong here. You'll find out what's really up with Stella as Mike nears the end of his mission. Now, on with the story! :)

Audio log # 4: ID number 586749...Mike Teavee here. This mission is only getting more and more strange, and now I'm riding this stupid Wonkamobile or whatever it's called towards wherever I need to go next. I absolutely—what the hell is this?! I swear I just got sprayed with foam! And it tastes like orange soda! I'd better keep my mouth shut from now on—agh! Shit! It's in my eyes and my hair now, but my head was practically cooking inside my helmet, hence the reason I took it off! I can only hope this stupid ride will come to an end. Wait, I see something that looks like a car wash up ahead. If it sprays me with chocolate, I'm done for!

Okay, it's taking me inside...what is that weird creaking sound? Those are some weird looking brushes and nozzles there. Thankfully it's not chocolate, and I'm now clean as a—aw, screw it, the word's not coming to my mind. And now I'm pulling into another station. Thank goodness, I can finally disembark now. Oh no...time to put this stupid helmet back on again. Damn. Uhh, this is Mike Teavee, and I'm signing off.

Author's note: I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and I hope you got a laugh or two out of it. I intended to inject a little bit of humor into the story, to lighten the mood for just a little bit before the horror continues. And trust me, it will continue! Mwahahaha! Anyway, feel free to review, and as always, stay tuned for the next chapter! :D