N/A: Just a Humor bit for all those of you who ever wondered how Neville's parents got together.
Disclaimer:I obviously don't own this.
"Whatever it is I swear I didn't do it!' yelled Addy as Gryffindor Prefect, Frank Longbottum, approached her after school one day in the library.
"I haven't even accused you of anything yet!"
"Yes! Yet! I'm just covering the basics!" she said, Frank had been out to get her since he had been unable to prove it was she who let the pixies out.
"I'm here to employ your help."
"My help?"
"Yes. You are a sneaky, deceiving, adulterous, double-crossing, fraudulent, witty, shifty, devious, histrionic, over-dramatic, know-it-all."
"Thanks?"
"Usually I wouldn't be caught dead with you, I do want to be head boy. But desperate times call for desperate measures. Do you know the prefect Alice Bones?" Addy nodded, as she did in fact know Lia's older sister quite well. "Good," Suddenly, Frank got very nervous and fidgety.
Addy cocked an eyebrow at him, as he got more uncomfortable by the minute.
"Maybe you should sit down," she said motioning to the chair across from her and turning back to her books. It might be a while before Frank was able to string a sentence together. Frank looked over her many books on werewolves.
"You interested in Lycanthropy?"
"Yeah," Addy answered simply.
"Of coarse you are, why else you have all these books," he said, a little too quickly.
"So anywhere, where was I?"
"Alice..." supplied Addy.
"Right, you do know her right?"
"We've already established the fact that I know her," said Addy, starting to get a little impatient.
"Good, well recently I've been having this feeling, an odd sensation.."
"Like a fever?"
"No, it's more like butterflies at the pit of my stomach..."
"Stomach flu?"
"No, it's a like a frog's in my throat when I try to speak..."
"Strep Throat!"
"No you bloody thick child I think I'm in love with her!"
"Who?"
"Alice!"
"Well why didn't you say so?" said Addy and Frank just rolled his eyes, "so what exactly is your problem?"
"I don't think she knows I exist."
"So you want me to bring her attention and affection to you?"
"Yes, but don't use a love potion, I wouldn't be able to bear it if she only liked me because of magic."
"Ok," said Addy sticking her hand out to shake Franks.
"Frank, I think this could be the start of a beautiful new friendship," Addy said solemnly, and Frank rolled his eyes.
"How about we start as acquaintances."
"Comrades?"
"School Mates."
Addy nodded seriously, "I'm cool with that."
Frank stood up to leave muttering something about a prefects meeting, just as Maddi, Lia and Lily came to sit down.
"Did you just have a conversation with him?" asked Lily and Addy nodded.
"But, like a real conversation, that didn't include him yelling at you?" asked Maddi.
"Yeah."
"What about?" asked Lily
Addy retold them about her conversation.
"Wait, what did he call you?" asked Lily
"A sneaky, deceiving, adulterous, double-crossing, fraudulent, witty, shifty, devious, histrionic, over-dramatic, know-it-all."
"A sneaky, deceiving, adulterous, double-crossing, fraudulent, witty, shifty, devious, histrionic, over-dramatic, know-it-all?" repeated Lily, "Isn't that a little redundundant?"
"Maybe, I don't know what it means," said Addy
"Redundundant?" asked Lia.
"Well that too. But I don't know what the first thing means either."
"Well, first of all the word isn't redundundant, it's redundant," said Maddi
"Then why did Lily say redundundant?" asked Addy.
"Because, saying redundundant instead of redundant makes redundant redundant!" explained Maddi.
"Huh?" said Addy
"But if you wanted to make redundundant as redundundant as that redundundant calling someone a sneaky, deceiving, adulterous, double-crossing, fraudulent, witty, shifty, devious, histrionic, over-dramatic, know-it-all, then it would have to be redundundundundundundunddant!" said Lily, laughing
"Or Redundundundundundnndundant!" continued Maddi.
"Ahh!" said Addy, standing up and leaving the library to fin a quieter place where she could come up with a plan for Frank.
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