"Are the rumors true!"
"What rumors?" Addy asked Maddi who had just cornered her, the look of an over excited puppy dog plastered on her face.
"The rumor that you set up Frank Longbottum with Alice Bones!" Maddi said, as though it was obvious. They were both standing in the girl's dorm where Lily was sprawled out on the bed reading Charms for the Charmed, while Amelia was hanging off the end of her bed reading one of the numerous Teen Witch Weekly Magazines that Maddi kept in the dorm.
"Oh, that, I mean, yeah that was me."
"Do you know what this means!"
"Um, that Frank and Alice are going out?"
"No! Here, I'm show you," Maddi walked over to her collection of Teen Witch Weekly Magazines and leafed through them, looking for one in particular. Finally she found the one she was looking for. She pushed it under Addy nose and told her to read out loud.
"Um, ok. The Matchmaker- A matchmaker is allegedly a person who decides who people ought to marry. Being a matchmaker assures a person a high position in society as well as much influence. So?" said Addy shrugging.
"So! You could be the Hogwarts matchmaker!"
'Well, I don't know,"
"Come on think of how happy everyone would be, plus, somebody has to arrange the matches, young people can't decide these things themselves!" N/A: alright bold is Maddi and slanted is Lily and normal is Lia and underlined is Addy, bolded and underlined is Maddi, Lily and Lia and after Addy joins in also Addy.
You could pair someone wonderful----
with someone interesting----
And well off----
And important---
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
make me a match,
find me a find,
catch me a catch.
Bring me a ring for I'm longing to be,
The envy of all I see.
For Lily,
Make him a scholar.
For Lia,
Make him rich as a king.
For me, well,
I wouldn't holler
If he were as handsome as anything.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch,
Night after night in the dark I'm alone
So find me match,
Of my own.
Since when are you in a match, Lily? I thought you had your eye on your books
And Maddi, you have your eye on the Quidditch Captain!
Well, why not?
We have only one Quidditch Team, and there's only one Captain.
Why shouldn't I want the best?
Because you're a first year!
And he's a fifth year!
Addy, oh Addy,
Please make a match for me!
Make him handsome, make him young!
make him a twelve out of ten
make him a nice man, a good catch, true?
True.
I promise to repay you,
And even if I don't,
I'll always be in your debt- Forever and always
Addy, I please find him.
Make me a lucky bride!
He's handsome, he's tall,
And not from side to side.
Make him a nice man, a good catch, right?
Right.
I know I have a temper.
But I no since I'm in your debt,
I'll never blow up at you,
So you'll alright.
ALRIGHT!
Yes!
(Maddi rushes out of the room)I'll be the Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
But, you know that I'm
Still very young.
Let me take my time,but if you don't like what you get, it's not my fault.
Up to this minute,
I misunderstood
That not all men are good.
Dear Addy,
See that he's gentle
Remember,
You are also a girl.
It's not that
I'm sentimental
It's just that I'm terrified!
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Plan me no plans
I'm in no rush
Maybe I've learned
Playing with matches
A girl can get burned
So,
Bring me no ring
Groom me no groom
Find me no find
Catch me no catch
Unless he's a matchless match.
"Are the rumors true?"
"What rumors?" Addy asked Sirius, making a mental note to pay more attention to gossip from now on.
"The rumors that you are officially the school matchmaker!" he said excitedly sitting down next to her on the couch. The Gryffindor first years were all sitting down in th common room. Lily, Remus and Amelia were immersed in studying and Maddi was sitting on the edge of their table trying to get Lily to explain some charm to her. James was practicing his charms on random and helpless flowers while Addy was making up a song about the goblin rebellions to help her remember everything better for the test. That annoyed Lily greatly because she did not consider writing a stupid pointless annoying song studying, but it helped Addy.
"Oh that, I mean, yeah, that was me," said Addy getting a light feeling of dejavu.
"Do you know what this means?"
"No?"
"I'm friends with the matchmaker! I'll get the best match in the whole school! What do you think?"
"No!" said James, "I get my match first!"
"You and Lily," she said obviously.
"You think?"
"I know."
"Right, cuz you're the all knowing matchmaker now, right?"
"No, mate," said Sirius, "Everyone knows that."
"That's not true!"
"So what about me?" asked Sirius, with a puppy dogface.
"You are destined for a future full of break-ups, most of them self imposed,"
"How do you know that?"
"It's written all over your face, mate."
N/A: My second update for today, I just thought it need a little something extra, I don't know, it might be crap.