N/A: Alright this chapter is dedicated to Stephanie, for, well for I don't know, but I was babysitting her when I came up with this.
Disclaimer: Not Mine.
P.S. Ug is not a word.
"Oh Lily, stop worrying, you know you did well!" complained Amelia.
"No, I put down that Griphook lead the Goblin Rebellion of 42' and he obviously wasn't! He was the goblin who helped my parents at Gringotts over the summer! How could I make a mistake that stupid!"
"See, you should have written a song! I am positive that I got everything right on that exam," said Addy smugly.
"Yeah, yeah whatever, come on Maddi hurry up! McGonagall's posting the results today!" complained Lily again.
Maddi walked out of the bathroom, her hair wrapped in a towel.
"I just have to do my hair," she said.
Addy rolled her eyes and grabbed the towel off of Maddi's hair. She gave it a tug and it fell off, revealing Maddi's flowing brown hair.
"Now shake it," she said to a bewildered Maddi.
Maddi shook it and looked in the mirror.
"You're fine," said Addy and she pulled her down the steps. When they got down to the bottom they saw Sirius, Peter, Remus and James waiting for them.
"What took you so long?" asked James, the only boy who was still capable of speech as Sirius and Remus were both starring at Maddi, mouths hanging open. And Peter, well Peter was never really capable of human speech; he just kind of squeaks and hopes people understand him. (N/A: Die you evil rat die! Can I just have him spontaneously die at the spot? No? Oh well (Peter fans glare at me evilly) wait, is there such thing as a Peter fan, if so who and where are you! I must use you in a new scientific study of the world's weirdest human beings!)
Lily and James walked out of the portrait hole, discussing how they think they did on the exams, James was the only one who could stand Lily's I think I failed rants. Amelia had ushered Peter forward.
Maddi and Addy began whispering to themselves, ignoring the two boys who were trailing behind Maddi, asphyxiated by her hair.
N/A: Maddi seems to think I should define asphyxiated, it means like put into a trance by, something on that line.
"See, I told you, just shake it," said Addy smugly, "Now you've got Black and Lupin to chose from!"
"I could just take them both," said Maddi slyly.
"Ug, you Mormon!" said Addy
"Hey, I thought they just had multiple wives not the other way around,"
"I know, that's sexism," said Addy, peeking behind her to see Remus and Sirius quietly whispering something about something. (N/A: is that redundunant?)
"But, Seriously Sirius," whispered Remus so that only Sirius could hear him.
"I'm always Siriusly, Sirius,"
"That pun got old the first time you used it!" said Remus, "But really, what is different about her!"
"I don't know!" Sirius looked in front of him at Maddi and Addy whispering between each other frantically.
Suddenly they parted and Maddi went up to talk with Amelia and Peter and Addy made her way back to the two boys.
"Having fun gawking at my friend?" she asked, putting her arms on either boys shoulder and using them as crutches, a normal hobby of hers, although it was easier with Sirius and James who were exactly the same height.
"We weren't gawking at anyone!" lied Remus.
"Right, you were staring at the stairs, examining the difference between them and the boys stairs. Well in that case I will save you of all that trouble, I've been up both of them numerous times and I can tell you there is absolutely no difference what so ever. So now that you don't have to worry about that, you can spend your time boys, starring at Ms. McKinnon," said Addy, "Her hair is different by the way."
Finally they made their way up to the results.
As everyone expected, no one failed, although Peter was quite close.
Lily got top marks in Charms as well as potions, followed by a close second of Severous Snape. (Much to Addy's horror who had come in third)
Addy and James tied for top marks in Transfiguration, with Sirius in a close second.
Remus was quite proud of his top marks in Defense Against the Dark Arts and resolved to spend more time studying for potions.
All to soon it was the last day of school and time to go on the train.
Addy, Lily, Amelia, Peter, Remus, Sirius, Maddi, and James all piled into one small compartment. For thirty minutes they played musical seats trying to make everyone happy.
Addy refused to sit next to or across from Peter. Lily wanted to sit next to James who would not be parted from Sirius, (they were conjoined by the hip) Remus wanted to sit next to Maddi, but so did Amelia because they were both sharing a magazine.
Also there were only six seats in a compartment.
In the end, Remus, Maddi and Amelia sat across from Lily James and Sirius. Peter sat on the floor and Addy hung upside down from the luggage rack for the entire trip grumbling something about stupid friends.
For a half an hour they talked about summer plans. Maddi was going to invite everyone over for a pool party. They then spent the next hour listening to Maddi describe her house. (Apparently it was quite large)
Finally she was done!
"So, what do you guys want to talk about now?"
"Me! " squealed Maddi!
"No" yelled everyone in the compartment at the same time. (except Peter, who had once again forgotten how to talk)
"Why not?" she pouted.
N/A: alright the code it slanted for Addy, Bolded for Sirius, normal for James and underlined is Remus. Slanted and bolded is all (like everyone except Peter who cant sing and Maddi, for obvious reasons)
We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
Come on remy, join in!
We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
Youyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
Oh me!
"Wow Remus," said Maddi, "I didn't realize you were such a good singer, why don't you do it more often?"
Remus just shrugged, blushing, and Addy smirked at him with a look that clearly said I told you so.
"How often do we spontaneously break into song?" asked Lily
"I don't know, at least once a week," said Addy.
N/A: They do spontaneously break into song (I spontaneously break into song)
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