N/A: This chapter is dedicated to my beautiful reviewers. I love you all! FuzzMonster, Lady-Weasly123987, and Polaris101. Go read their stories! Well read my first, then go read and review theirs. And review mine too!
Disclaimer: These characters are all property of J.K. Rowling. Also the songs are property of Jimi Hendrix and Monty Python.
Three days had gone by since the incident with Sirius and Addy. James had not let them forget, always making snide comments about the two of them being busy with other things. Sirius ignored these comments and pretended it had never happened, so Addy reluctantly followed his example.
Addy had been thinking about what Sirius told her about his family and she had concocted a plan to make him feel better.
Early (earlier than the sun least ways) the next morning Addy ran to the Potters. So not to awake Mr. and Mrs. Potter, Addy went to the alleyway behind Quality Quidditch Supplies and pulled herself up to James's window.
She opened got to the window only to find it locked. She had her wand tucked in her robes and she knew she could easily have opened it with Alohamora, but she wasn't allowed to do magic outside of Hogwarts. Suddenly she had an idea.
Addy pulled a hair clip from her long blonde hair and stuck it inside the lock. A couple of seconds later she had the thing unlocked and she went tumbling into the window.
Addy landed in a pile on top of Sirius's open trunk. Standing up she looked around the room. Both James and Sirius were still fast asleep so she began to concoct fun ways of waking them up.
Finally she settled on lighting the ends of their beds on fire with James's blue fire. The blue fire would not burn them; only send a tickling sensation through their bodies. First she did James's and then she proceeded to the trundle bed that Sirius was occupying.
Five minutes later-
"Ahhh!"
"Bloody Hell Buzz what the about!"
"Yeah, what's the big idea Blondie!" yelled Sirius
"I have plans for today," she said, "and they involve you two lazy prats so get out of bed and we can go on with them!"
"Oh, we going to fly some more?" asked James.
"Is Quidditch all you think of?" asked Addy, opening James's draw and throwing him some clothes to put on, "Now go get these on!"
Addy then bent down at Sirius's trunk and threw him an outfit at random.
The boys came back into the room a few minutes later clad in the clothes that Addy had thrown at them.
"Alright, so if these plans aren't Quidditch, what exactly did you have in mind?" asked James.
'We are going to help Sirius scorn the name of Black," she said smirking largely.
"What exactly did you have in mind?" asked Sirius, a little worried.
"Well, it is actually a quite simple plan, five step plan. The first step is clothes shopping," she said.
"So we're going to Madam Malkins?"
"No, we are going to the muggle mall," she said straddling the window, as she was about to jump down.
"Addy!" said James walking over to her, "You know they don't let orphans out of Diagon Alley!"
"Which is why I grabbed this!" she said holding up an over large coat and a hat. The get all types of folk in the leaky cauldron, I can pretend to be a hag."
"Don't need much help there!" said James, Addy just turned her back to him but when he turned to give Sirius a high five he saw that Sirius was glaring daggers at him. If looks could kill, James would be pushing up daisies right now.
James and Sirius jumped off the window and followed Addy down the deserted Alley.
Just as they reached the entrance to the leaky cauldron Addy threw on the cloak and the hat. James did have to admit that if he didn't know it was she, he would never have thought to look twice.
The three kids snuck out of the leaky cauldron and into muggle London.
Addy led them down the street to the mall. They walked into the large glass doors into the mass of shops and people hurrying from one to another.
(N/A: I have never been to a mall in London, therefore the description of this mall is actually the Pheasant Lane Mall near where I live so I'm sorry that it's not London.)
There were large banners hanging from the ceiling inscribed to promote muggle movies that had just come out to theaters. The floor was tiled with an array of multi-colored tiles of all shapes and sizes making a pattern that maybe from the air actually showed something but from here was just a mess of colors.
"I bet you can't just step on the yellow ones!" dared Addy beginning to hop from one tile to another. James and Sirius followed suit making there way into the nearest Department Store.
It just happened to be Macy's.
"Alright," said Addy, "Step one, dress like a muggle. We are going to buy muggle clothes."
The three friends walked into the clothing department. Addy began grabbing random outfits and thrusting them at the guys to try on. She herself was grabbing outfits to put on, some more ridiculous than others.
N/A: Addy is slanted, Sirius is bolded and James is normal. Slanted and bolded is all. I would think you people would know this by now.
At the monterey pop festival
Come on man sing it with me
Wild thing, you make my heart sing
Oh
You make a everything, groovy
Wild thing
Wild thing I think I love you
But I want a know for sure
Come on and ssssssock it to me one more time
(click) I love you
Wild thing, you make my heart sing
Oh
You make a everything, groovy
A sing again
Wild thing
Yeah
Wild thing I think I love you
But I want a know for sure
Come on and ssssssock it to me one more time again
Oh shucks I love ya
Wild thing, you make my heart sing
You make a everything, groovy
Yeah wild thing
Yeah wild thing
Yeah yeah wild thing
Yeah yeah yeah wild thing
Oh sock it to me
Wild thing
James ran into the fitting room to throw another outfit on, causing him to momentarily drop out.
Wild thing, you make my heart sing
Oh
You make a everything, groovy
A sing again
Wild thing
Yeah
Addy suddenly tripped over the step into the dressing room and went flying to he ground, just to be caught by Sirius Black. He continued to sing, in a slight whisper, barely audible to anyone except Addy, who he was still holding after her fall.
Wild thing I think I love you
But I want a know for sure…
Sirius bent down closer to Addy. Addy could feel his breathe on her face. She however, could not breathe. She felt a knot in her throat. Three…two…
"Man guys we really should make a band, we rock!" said James walking out of the dressing room. Sirius was so surprised he dropped Addy.
She stood up rubbing her back and muttering something about bad timing.
"But I'm serious," continued James, oblivious to anything he had just disturbed, "We could be on Broadway!"
(N/A: alright slanted is Addy, bolded is Sirius, Normal is James and bolded and slanted is everybody, like as in every single person in the whole entire bloody store.)
No James… we don't stand a chance there.
Why not?
Because...Broadway is a very special place,
filled with very special people,
people who can sing and dance, often at the same time!
They are a different people, a multi-talented people,
a people...who need people...and who are, in many ways, the
luckiest people in...the world. I'm sorry sire, but we don't stand a chance.
But why?
Well...let me put it like this.
In any great adventure,
that you don't want to lose,
victory depends upon the people that you choose.
So, listen, Arthur darling, closely to this news:
We won't succeed on Broadway,
If you don't have any Jews.
You may have the finest sets,
Fill the stage with penthouse pets,
You may have the loveliest costumes and best shoes.
You my dance and you may sing,
But I'm sorry, Arthur king,
You'll hear no cheers,
Just lots and lots of boos.
Boo.
You may have butch men by the score
Whom the audience adore,
You may even have some animals from zoos,
Though you've holes and krauts instead,
You may have unleavened bread,
But I tell you, you are dead,
If you don't have any Jews.
They won't care if it's witty,
or everything looks pretty,
They'll simply say it's shitty and profuse.
Nobody will go, sir,
If it's not kosher then no show, sir,
Even Goyem won't be dim enough to choose!
Put on shows that make men stare,
With lots of girls in underwear,
You may even have the finest of reviews.
You're doing great!
The audience won't care, sir,
As long as you don't dare, sir,
To open up on Broadway
If you don't have any Jews.
You may have dramatic lighting,
Or lots of horrid fighting,
You may even have some white men sing the blues!
Your knights might be nice boys,
But sadly we're all goys,
And that noise that you call singing you must lose.
So, despite your pretty lights,
and naughty girls in nasty tights,
and the most impressive scenery you use...
You may have dancing mana-mano,
You may bring on a piano,
But they will not give a damn-o
If you don't have any Jews!
You may fill your play with gays,
Have Nigerian girls in stays,
You may even have some schizas making stews!
You haven't got a clue,
If you don't have a Jew,
All of your investments you are going to lose!
There's a very small percentile,
Who enjoys a dancing gentile,
I'm sad to be the one with this bad news!
But never mind your swordplay,
You just won't succeed on Broadway,
You just won't succeed on Broadway,
If you don't have any Jews!
James, can you hear me?
To get along on Broadway,
To sing a song on Broadway,
To hit the top on Broadway and not lose,
I tell you, Arthur king,
There is one essential thing...
There simply must be, simply must be Jews.
There simply must be,
Arthur trust me,
Simply must be Jews.
"You know," said James, "I think Remus might have a second cousin who's Jewish."
"Really?" said Addy, "Then we just have to get him to convert and we'll be all set."
James and Sirius bought a couple of outfits but they noticed Addy had put all of the outfits she had tried on away.
While James was paying Sirius walked over to Addy.
"You didn't like anything here?" said Sirius; after all she had tried on just about the whole entire store.
"I did like them, but, they didn't have my size," she casually lied.
"I think they were, at least you looked bloody hot in them," he said directly at her.
Addy broke eye contact and felt herself blushing. My god I'm turning into Lily, she thought.
"How do you lie like that?" asked Sirius, giving Addy a side ways glance, "You lie like it's second nature to you, How do you do it?"
"No one ever told me the truth when I was little, so I picked it up from them," she said coldly.
She hung up the last shirt. She gave it a long look. She had really wanted that shirt. Tearing her eyes away from it s walked away towards James.
"Let's go to the food court," James suggested, "We can get some breakfast."
"You guys go, I'll catch up," said Sirius.
He waited until James and Addy were out of eyeshot before walking back over to where Addy had hung up the shirt. He picked up the shirt. He brought it to the counter and pay the twenty pounds (about forty dollars for you Americans and two hundred pesos for the Mexicans.) it cost before stuffing it in his bag and walking out the door to where James and Addy would be waiting for him.
N/A: Alright, it typed that up quickly, it's kinda short excluding the songs. Hope you all liked it. The next chapters will have Addy's nxt steps to getting Sirius even with his parents. Remember they are still at the mall. A place where many muggle gather. Dun DunDun Dun! (suspense music)
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