Mr. Twinkie speaks
By Kawaii Yashie
Disclaimer I do not own Inu Yasha or any of the characters. So don't sue or I'm having Mr. Twinkie attack you.
Before you read
Mr. Twinkie is Inu Yasha's
Boobs and bootie is Kagome.
Mr. Twinkie speaks
"Hi there! I'm Mr. Twinkie, welcome to my random thoughts."
"Hmm look at that nice pair of boobs."
Mr. Twinkie said looking at her boobs.
"What wouldn't I do to rub myself in between them."
"Don't even think about it pervert. You're as bad as Miroku." The boobs said.
"Yeah he keeps groping me! I'm no longer a virgin. Waaaa!" The booty said crying.
"I'm sorry baby let me rub in between you to make it better." Mr. Twinkie said
"NO! She's mine." Miroku's hand said rubbing Miss Booty.
"Get him away from me!" Miss Bootie said.
"Kirara to the rescue!" Kirara said biting Miroku's hand.
"Heeey! I was enjoying Miss Bootie." Miroku's hand whined.
"Let's get back to me!" Mr. Twinkie said jumping up and down.
"Mr. Twinkie do you want me to help you?"
Miroku's hand twitched.
"NO! EWWWWW!" Mr. Twinkie said hiding in his hair.
"Is it safe to come out?" Mr. Twinkie asked looking around.
"Kirara! Find Miroku's hand and open the wind tunnel and suck him up!" Mr. Twinkie said smirking.
"Yes Sir!" Kirara said going to find Miroku.
"That's all folks! Now give me attention I demand it!" Mr. Twinkie bounced.
…….TBC R&R tell me what you think.