Third Person POV
It was a normal day in Tartarus. Souls were screaming, Titans being tortured, monsters fighting each other. All in all, it was quite a normal day in hell, but not exactly the environment one would like to raise a child. Sure it was peaceful, well as peaceful as you can get in Hell, but that wasn't the case in a certain mansion.
"OMC, someone do something!"
"What do you want me to do, it's not like I know why he's crying"
"He might be hungry"
"How do you know, it's not like you can read his mind"
"He might have done it again"
"EEEWWWW, no way I'm checking that"
"How do those tiny mortals do this"
"How would I know tiny dimwit, you're the only one who actually ever pays attention to them"
"No I don't, and besides, you're the only one who ever hooks up with them"
"Like seriously, we get that Hemera rejected you, but that doesn't mean you tap every woman you see"
"He has like 20 kids by now, all of which are confused to be the son of that sun god, Apollo"
"HEY, you're talking about me like I'm not even here"
"Where's Ouranos when you need him?"
"I bet you he's on the West Coast doing what he calls surfing"
"Pontus, why'd you ever have to give him access to your domain"
"For the last time, he kept on bugging me, and he wouldn't stop putting those bolts of his under my bed"
"Oh yeah, that was soo funny, you would scream every night"
"Aether, remember that time when we all woke up because of his screams and found all of his clothes burn of because of the bolt"
"Yeah, that was sooo funny, I think I still have the picture"
"Imagine what Thalassa would do for that picture"
"Don't you dare Tartarus"
"CAN YOU THREE SHUT UP, HE'S STILL CRYING FOR CHAOS' SAKE"
"Now you know why I rejected him, he can't take a moment seriously"
"I know right, no wonder he flashed himself inside the wall in mother's palace"
"That's right, he was crying the whole time, and he couldn't get out until mother Chaos flashed him out"
"Chronos, Ananke, I thought we agreed that we would never speak of that moment, and besides, it happened such a long time ago"
"HAHAHAHAHA, don't even try, it happened less than a month ago"
"Damn it, I hoped you wouldn't remember Chronos"
"You're such an idiot, the man controls the very flow of time, did you really think he wouldn't know when it happened?"
"You don't have to sound like such a nerd mom, honestly, it's surprising that dad even likes you. I get his dumb and all, but how he's not annoyed by your presence I don't know, you probably put some charm on him with the help of Eros"
"Hey, what do you mean I'm dumb"
"That's it, young man, you are going to be grounded for the next month, that means no electronics, no phone, no video games, and most of all, no visiting the mortal world"
"BUT MOOOOMMMM, you can't do that"
"I'm your mother, I can do anything"
"Now that you say it Nyx, where is Eros, I swear he promised to come and babysit Percy here"
"I bet you sister that he's probably off trying to seduce some woman in a bar"
The conversation continued in a similar manner, with Nyx and Erebus shouting the most. However, after a few minutes, a half-naked Ouranos flashed himself into the room holding a surfboard.
"Whoa dudes, why are yall shouting?"
Aether was the first to reply and immediately said, "OMC, you sound like some 1960s hippy, and what is that horrible accent of yours, it sounds like some cat dragged its claws across a large piece of glass".
Hemera then spoke, "I don't usually agree with Aether, but he is right, you sound like a hippy"
Gaia spoke next, "I knew spending time with the mortals would be a bad influence on you"
At that Ouranos gasped, "How could you, you can't insult Sebastian and Carlos like that, they're the best, they've even taught me some cool tricks that you'll never believe".
At that, Pontus burst into laughter, "OH LORD, don't tell me that's their name. Seriously, what human would name their child Sebastian or Carlos, that sounds like something a Spanish drug dealer or Mexican cartel leader would be called". (PS: I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SPANISH OR MEXICAN NAMES)
"Pontus don't say that, that's racist or offensive, although I'm not sure which" replied Erebus. Nyx quickly nodded.
Ananke spoke next, "Seriously you guys, we're meant to be trying to calm down little Percy and you're arguing over Ouranos' accent which I will remind you sounds stupid and trying to decide whether a comment Pontus made is either racist or offensive. Seriously, your all hundred of thousands of years old and your acting like 5-year-olds who've been told they can't have sweets"
Chronos glared at all of the mentioned people before trying to calm down his wife Ananke who was by the looks of it very tired. An awkward silence settled over the room as this happened, but Tartarus was the one to break it. "Now that you mention it, why is Perseus so quiet?"
At this, everyone's attention turned to the cot upon which a little baby lay asleep. "Oh look at that, little baby fell asleep" came the voice of Gaia
"Quick, Aether, take a picture of it with that camera that's always on you," said Nyx.
Aether, in turn, looked like he wanted to argue, but one terrifying glare from Erebus which made him gulp shut him up pretty quick and he took out his camera and took a picture with the flash turned off, not wanting to risk waking up little Percy.