N/A: I'm sorry that it took me so long to update, I know you all don't want to hear my complaints cuz you really don't care but I'm taking three AP's so leave me alone if it takes a whole week to update! But anyway, I wrote this durring math, opps did I say math, I meant lunch.
N/A: This chapter is dedicated to KRP! I won't answer your questions yet, but most of them will be answered in this chapter. Also I promise there will be spontaneous songs galore in this chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own this or the songs. The songs are from Be 'witched, Weird Al, and Tom L'her.
P.S. Luigi the Mexican Cowboy say hi to all of you. (This is fur yuo Linnet!)
Remus awoke early on the 18th of July. He jumped out of bed and inspected his trunk again. It had been packed weeks ago but Remus had continually unpacked and repacked just because he had nothing better to do.
Finally it was the day he would be leaving to spend a week at James's house along with Sirius. He ran down the stairs and wolfed down his breakfast his aunt had made him before fluing (is that a word?) over to Quality Quidditch Supplies.
As soon as he landed in the Potter's shop, he was greeted by James and Sirius arguing over what broomstick was better, the nimbus one thousand or the cleasweep five.
"The Nimbus has much better acceleration! I can go from zero to seventy two miles per hour in thirty seconds!" argued Sirius.
"So! The cleansweep may not have as much acceleration, but it can maintain a spend of eighty miles an hour for over forty-eight hours!"
Remus laughed and stepped through the fire. Suddenly the two boys caught sight of Remus and broke from their argument to greet him.
"Remmy!" yelled Sirius.
"Remmy?" he said cocking his eyebrow.
"Yes, yesterday I couldn't sleep so I made up multiple nicknames for everyone."
"Great," said Remus rolling his eyes, "What are they."
"Well, yours are Remmy, Remmy-poo, Remsicle, Bookworm, Smarty-Pants, Dictionary, Lonny Lupy Lupin and the Lupinater. James, you're Jamie, Jamesie, Quidditch boy and beaver,"
"I don't want to know where you got beaver from," said James rolling his eyes.
"Peter is Sticky Pete, St. Peter and Pettholeow. Then Addy is Bumblebee, cuz Bumblebees go buzz, Princess, cuz she's the only girl, at least the only pranking girl, and elfie cuz she's so short."
"You forgot one," said James.
"I did?" asked Sirius.
"Yeah," he said, "Sugar lips."
Sirius's jaw dropped and charged at James, who dodged with ease and began to tell the story of the past week to a laughing Remus.
Meanwhile, Addy was standing over a hot fire brewing a potion that was supposed to help with warts. Mrs. Crouch had been suffering from a sudden wart attack and since Addy was still grounded and the whole orphanage had already been scrapped of every piece of dirt she had been put to the job.
What Mrs. Crouch didn't know is that Addy had been the one who put the wart powder in her bed in the first place.
The potion took thirteen hours to brew so by the time Addy had added all the in all the ingredients and finished stirring it, it was past ten at night.
Addy walked up the stairs to her dorm. Rather than going to bed she went and sat on the window sill, looking up at the stairs.
Starlight Star bright, First Star I see tonightI wish I may I wish I might have the wish I wish tonight
In fact, she was so busy starring at the sky that she didn't notice three figures making there way towards her window until the largest shouted
"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her maid art far more fair than she.
Be not her maid, since she is envious.
Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off."
"Ay me!" responded Addy laughing at the figure she recognized as Sirius and the two others of Remus and James.
"She speaks.
O, speak again, bright angel, for thou art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head,
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned wond'ring eyes
Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
When he bestrides the lazy puffing clouds
And sails upon the bosom of the air."
"O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet."
"Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?""
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy.
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face. O, be some other name
Belonging to a man.
What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other word would smell as sweet.
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name;
And for thy name, which is no part of thee,
Take all myself."
"When did you two learn Shakespeare?" yelled Remus, laughing.
"We have a lot of free time, it's not like we study."
Remus just rolled his eyes.
Addy swung her legs over the windowsill and jumped landing on her feet like a cat.
"Ok, so if I remember correctly, we have the muggle clothes so now we're on to step two. Muggle movies!"
The four children spent the next eight hours watching
Mannequin on the Move, all about when mannequins attack helpless shoppers,
Lawnmower Man Two, Beyond Cyberspace, although they had not seen the first one,
Santa with Muscles, an epic about when a crude millionaire suddenly believes he is Santa for odd, unexplainable reasons
Yûgiô: Gekijô-ban, although they did not understand a word of it,
The Never-ending story III, the last never-ending story (hmm, I wonder how that works out?)
Bad News Bears go to Japan (A real movie, I swear!)
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians, self explanatory,
And Last but not least
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill, But Came Down a Mountain, a romantic comedy.
It was five in the morning when Addy finally crawled into bed, after making the three boys promise to pick her up the following night at ten, ready for the final step of the plan.
Addy barely closed her eyes before a five thirty, Mrs. Crouch was shaking her awake to start preparing breakfast.
Addy endured the rest of the day thinking of what she had planned for that night.
Slowly enough the day passed.
Finally it was ten and Addy was sitting on her windowsill dressed in full muggle garb.
A few minutes later three figures in muggle clothes were seen creeping towards her in the distance. Addy jumped off of the window and met them half way.
"Come on guys," she whispered, dragging then towards the leaky cauldron.
"Where are you taking us?" whispered Remus.
"Muggle London, I've heard of a very nice club there we can go to, we'll just have to lie about our ages. You have to be thirteen to enter."
"Muggle London!" said Remus, grabbing her shoulder and turning her to face him, "you're going to get in trouble again, Addy you can't get in trouble!"
"We won't get caught!" she said shrugging him off.
"That's what you said last time!' said James, running up to meet them.
"I can take care of myself!"
"Guys, leave her alone, it's not like this is first time she has snuck away," said Sirius.
"Wait, " said Remus, "You've snuck away before!"
"Duh!" said Addy, "How many broken wrists do you think I had to get before I could nail that landing every time?"
"You broke your wrist?"
"It's easy to fix, I just copied what your mother did back at Gringotts."
With that Addy walked ahead of the other three.
"Gringotts?" said Sirius, "what was she doing in Gringotts?"
"I don't know, I never got an answer, except a lie," said Remus looking at James.
"She was robbing it," said James casually.
"No, no one can rob Gringotts!" said Remus, rolling his eyes.
"Believe what you want," said James, shrugging his shoulders and running to catch up with Addy.
"She didn't rob Gringotts right?" said Remus looking at Sirius, he too shrugged.
"I don't know, you never do know what that girl is capable of when she puts her mind to it."
The four finished their walk in silence until they came up to a small club with a skew neon sign the read-
Luigi's Mexican Cowboy Club
and in smaller letters beneath it,
Kareyoki Night!
(I'm oh so sorry about that spelling but I really don't know how to spell Kareyoki)
"Alright," said Addy turning to face the three boys before they entered the club, "this is the final stage, Kareyo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yoki!"
(N/A: copy-righted to my great friend copy, the one and only kareyo-yo-yo-yo-yokier)
With that Addy ran into the club and sat down on a table. Remus, Sirius and James followed her, but as soon as they reached the table she stood up and ran to the stage. Unscrewing the microphone from it's base she chose a song to sing.
Ah Ohh Hey Hey
I said, hey boy sittin in your tree
Mummy always wants you to come for tea
Don't be shy, straighten up your tie
Get down from your tree house sittin in the sky
I wanna know just what to do
Is it very big is there room for two?
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey
Let the fun begin hey
I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey
I'll huff I'll puff
I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away
Say you will say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie
Do you play with the girls, play with the boys ?
Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys ?
We can talk, we can sing
I'll be the queen and you'll be the king
Hey boy in your tree
Throw down your ladder make a room for me
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey
Let the fun begin hey
I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey
I'll huff I'll puff
I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away
Say you will say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie
Say you will say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say you're true, say to me c'est la vie
She finished and the hall burst out in appaulse.
"I bet I can do better," said James, "I could kill this crowd in laughter!"
"Yeah right," said Addy handing him the mike, "Prove it!"
(N/A: alright underlined is James and Bolded is Sirius and slanted is Addy)
Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me.
Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came.
Just us, eatin' all alone,
You said take the pizza home.
No sense lettin' all this go to waste,
So then I faced
Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock,
It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for
irregularity.
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I
feel the pain
Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.
No, no, no.
"Man, that was nothing!" said Sirius, also going on to the stage and grabbing the mike from James.
I was feelin' pretty down,
'Til my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissing her so tenderly,
But woe is me.
Who would have guessed, her family crest?
I suddenly spy, tattooed on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
Tell me.
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with
11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.
No, no, no.
(no no no)
"Now, boys step back and watch a pro at work!" bragged Addy stepping up for her turn.
Ooh, I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide...
Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.
Tell me.
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
It's such a drag now.
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or
yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
Oh no!
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
No, no, no.
"Alright, Remus, your turn!" said Addy throwing the mike at him.
"What me?" he said, still sitting on the table.
"Yeah, come on, give us your best material!"
"Fine," said Remus relunctantly going up to the stage and giving a little intro to his song. "I would like to take a moment to regress from this nights arranged events to sing a song that is completely pointsless. This may prove useful to some of you, in a bizarre set of cercumstances, it is simply the names of the chemical elements set to a possible recognizable tune.
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Ha'vard,
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discavard.
The room errupted with appaulse and the club's anouncer took the mike and turned to face the audiance.
"Alright, we just had four great acts, now it's up to you, only one can be the best! so who do you want to be tonights winner?"
N/A: honeslty, who do you want to win Review and put it in your review and the winner will get the prize!