Grads.
Gahh its only my second story XD but please tell me if its a good idea. I'm just pitching the University idea BTW :3
Stan Marsh's soft blue eyes shimmered as he stared up at the University of Health Science in Denver, Colorado. He was fresh out of high school, and prepared for a long, hard year of studying. He, despite the 'pussy' remarks from fatass, still wanted to pursue his dream to become a veterinarian. At least he was miles away from his hick town.
His life flashed before his eyes as he pictured himself away from his friends. Sure it was only until Christmas, but it seemed generations away. He'd been lucky enough to get accepted, but also to share a dorm room with Craig Nommel. They weren't really friends, but he had to make the best of it. He held his bags and started up the dozens of steps ahead of him.
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Kyle Broflovski crossed his fingers as the cab pulled up to Yale Law School in sunny New Haven, Connecticut. He was a lucky little fuck to get into probably the best law school ever, so his mom had pressured him to comb his fro out. He flicked his bang to the side and took off his long since worn out, bright orange jacket with the velcro pockets, and stuffed that memory in his Jewbilee duffel bag. From the other side of the cab, his soon-to-be roommate Tweek sprung out of the cab in fright. That was one awkward cab ride.
Kyle had no idea why Tweek
wanted to major in law, but had a hunch that Tweek was just forced to
travel across the country by his 'calm' parents. He shook his head at
the thought of three months without his best friends, but figured
he'd make the best of it.
"This is gunna be one looooong
ass semester."
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Eric Cartman folded his arms across his B-cup man boobs and scoffed. Butters was such a pussy. He was flirting with a couple of giggly girls and subtly stroking their arms. Since when did Butters become such a charmer?
He sighed at the thought of a year at Aims Community College, in Greeley, Colorado. He just wanted to start over again, but assface 'Leo' was ruining it. Plus, Stan not being too far away, in Denver, also made it hard to keep kosher in Greeley. Ew, he hated that Jewish term. At least he was away from the goddamn ranger district of South Park. "AHHHH!" Butters ran and hid behind Cartman. One of the girls had pinched his ass, then snorted at them both and strutted away. "Fags," the blonde one remarked, while the brunette looked at them both apologetically. "BITCH!" Cartman shot at the ugly blonde one.
Cartman tried to console his pain in the ass roommate; he was stuck with him anyways.
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Kenny and Clyde were hanging out at the local bar. A few empty glasses surrounded the drunk nobodies. Clyde hadn't gotten into the University of Conifer, (who knows 5x2 anyways?) so he was chilling in his hometown with his new best buddy. Kenny couldn't afford to go, duh, but the school wouldn't give him a scholarship either. Kenny figured he'd get a job at Wall-mart or something. Anything to pull in more money to his dying sister. She was never even named, how could she die? The town was deserted without his dudes. He looked at the only other 19-year old in that town, and cringed. Where was Bebe when you needed her? I'll tell you where: she's studying marine biology in fucking Canada!