Disclaimer: I don't even own my own soul… my damn bird took it
Warning: Some cursing and sexual themes and attempted rape
Boxers or briefs?
Naruto had to know. HE HAD TO KNOW!!!!! Did Sasuke wear boxers or briefs?
He decided to ask…
Kiba: What the hell?
Shino: …
Gaara: …umm…
Naruto is so oblivious…
Chouji: mmmfphm
Translation: How should I know?
Shikamaru: Why do you ask me? So troublesome
Neji: …Naruto? Um… how should I answer? …
Hinata faints.
Iruka blushes.
Sakura and Ino: We would tell you but that's classified Sasuke club information
Kurenai: Why do you ask me?
Asuma: … Ask someone else
Kankurou: …I don't know you little twerp
Jaraiya gives a thumbs up and continues peeping.
Tsunade: Get out of here brat!!! I'm Busy…(taking a nap)
Orochimaru: Wouldn't you like to know?
Sandaime: is dead but he would have said. Naruto you're asking for trouble.
Tenten pulls out a kunai.
Lee: YOUTHFUL LOVE
Temari: Go bug someone else
Anko: I want to know now.
Gai: YOUTHFUL LOVE!!! GO AND FROLIC WITH ALL THE POWER OF YOUTHFUL LOVE
Kabuto: … WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN SOUND?
Itachi tries to rape Naruto. He is left with only two choices…
Kakashi: Find out yourself…
Sounds good
Mishka: submit yourself to him and let Itachi take photos while I take notes… hopeful tone and smile …
Um, no
And so he set off in his hunt for Sasuke. Found him angst-ridden. Wow didn't see that coming…
"Sasuke, do you wear boxers or briefs."
"Thongs…"
"UHHH! Sick!"
"I was joking, dobe."
"You made a joke. OH MY GOD YOU DID!!!!"
"Why do you want to know?"
Hmm. Let's consider this one… Nah I'm Naruto Biatche!!
" YOU have a sexy tight ass and your smexy and damn I want you to fuck me!"
Wait did that come out right. Before I could decide I was swept away by a very smexy and horny Sasuke.
Boxers or briefs I guess I'll just find out.
Um… It's sucks I have a 101 degree fever and I'm sleep deprived and I apologize profusely… read and review what do you think boxers or briefs or dare I say thongs!?