One Wish Genie
Eric Cartman was walking home from school one day and he found a lamp. The lamp was made of cheap metal alloys and looked easily breakable. Cartman knew what to do and started rubbing the lamp once he came home. The genie was a bald old man with a cane and then the genie spoke "I will give you a single wish and that is all. Wishing for infinite wishes doesn't count as a wish". Cartman then said "kewl" and then made a single wish "I wish that Jews weren't allowed to live in South Park." That genie gave the wish.
The next day, he saw Kyle and it didn't affect him or his family at all and said, "What the fuck is wrong with you, why are you still here?" Kyle said, "was there supposed to me some kind of magic or something." Cartman then screamed "I found this lamp and it gave me a genie and the genie could give me anything I want." Kyle then said, "you know genies aren't real, right". Cartman then said, "you believe in Mr Hankey, that is way more fucked up than genies." The argument continued for 30 minutes until Kyle was told by his mother that his cousin Kyle couldn't ever come to South Park again, which secretly relieved him.
What neither of them was aware was given the Genie's power was so weak, the spell had gone differently. It didn't affect Jewish people or even Jewish celebrities like Carrie Brownstein, but only affected Jewish stereotypes. Kyle's cousin Kyle was not allowed to visit South Park as were anyone who looked like a Hasidic Jew with a big nose and a sack of gold. Any rat from Nazi propaganda was banned too.
At the end of the day, little had changed in South Park. Cartman had given the lamp to someone a little unexpected. The lamp had been given to Jimbo and Ned. The genie granted them their wish, which was seeing more Confederate Statues be put up. They got their wish, but the statues were all memorials to slavery.
The End