Title: The Poor Think The Rich Always Win
Authoress: BeuitifulDisgrace246
Authors Note: Please review? That would SERIOUSLY make my day.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto or anything that is copyrighted in this story. I get no moneys from writing this so…yea getting sued would ruin my whole day.
EDIT: Again, I didn't change much…meaning that if you've already read this, you can read it if you want to. It's not that big of a deal if you don't…
NOW ON WITH THE STORY I SAY!!!
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Everyone could just feel it welling up inside them in the very bottom part of their beating bodies. But only the fully aware of the whole population could actually feel it. It made itself known in only the strongest of the many and will live there…until it erupts…
It will decide when very soon.
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"Ohhhh Sasuke-kunnn!!!" giggled swarms of fan girls as Sasuke just simply…blinked. 'Really that's ALL I did now friggin get away from me!!!' Sasuke really couldn't take much more of this…he might just have to get a fake girlfriend or something. This was really starting to become a hassle…
I walk out my front door…and trip over a million boxes of chocolates and love letters
I walk to my car…and my car is flooded with love letters AND giggling fan girls squabbling to just TOUCH me…god..
I forcefully pull all of the offending objects out of my car and start driving…..and hear a little "bu-bump" Wondering what I hit, I get out of the car…and under my car….is a fan girl…squished by my tire. She looks kinda dead…I poke her with a stick. Nothing. Ah well. I pull her dead body from under my tire and drive away. "SASUKE!!" I turn to find the "dead" girl up and running after my car. Humph. Stupid zombies. These girls will come back from the dead to be with me…haha.
On the days that I DON'T have school, I go to my company…and sometimes go on trips to out of town places and do business. Some kind of training I guess…I walk through my office door and…SNAP!! A blinding flash goes off in my eyes.
The fan girl simply giggles and disappears. This leads me to covering my eyes and yelling in discomfort. Which leads me to knock over everything in my office, including hot coffee.
Which in turn falls on my lap, which makes me yell at the top of my lungs, which makes my father walk in to find my eyes bloodshot, a torn up office, and a stain that looks like I peed myself. Just friggin GREAT!! Thank you so VERY much fan girls!!!
And that my friends, was my very enjoyable and relaxing day. 'I wish I could be away from it all…' Sasuke thought bitterly as he stared out his busy city window. "Where are you…?" Sasuke mumbled to himself.
Where was his special person?……XoXo
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A obnoxious snore echoed through the decrepit old farmhouse yet again, waking up a very annoyed younger sister. "Naruto.." Hazel said yawning. She turned on her other side in an attempt to become comfortable. She closed her eyes again feeling sleep slowly coming to her….
"Nnnnahhhhpsssshhhuuuu…." 'AHHH THAT'S IT!!!' Hazel sprung to action and made her route straight to the booming noise, or straight to Naruto's room. "Naruto!!! WAKE YOUR LAZY BUTT UP!!!" Hazel said, shaking him until her arms felt like jelly. 'Dang it…why won't he wake up…OH I KNOW!!!' An idea popped into Hazel's head. You could almost see the little devil horns coming out of her head.
Making her way to the bathroom, she gathered a few items. Grabbing them all, she quickly went to the kitchen and also picked up a few things. She went back to Naruto's room and grinned evilly. 'This HAS to get him up…'
She blew the whistle…seeing no response from Naruto. 'DANG IT!!!' She quickly used the other items at her disposal. FREEZING cold ice water. Nothing. Horseradish right next to his nose. Nothing.
Very carefully she placed a jalapeno pepper right on his tongue. She ran away screaming. She knew how hot that stuff was. A bomb was about to go off. She quickly armed herself with whipped cream. She was ready….
"AHHHHHH!!!" Naruto sprung up from his bed running around like a lunatic. She securely clenched her whipped cream and started spraying the attacker. She ran out of that bottle, and grabbed another one. She knew such luxuries were limited, but her revenge needed to be dealt with before all else.
Soon, Naruto looked like a little blond snowman. The burning in Naruto's mouth still hadn't subsided and he was crying a waterfall. 'Omigosh!!! Snowmen can come to life!!! Just like frosty the snowman!!!' Hazel stood in shock. Oh yea…that was just Naruto.
With much trouble, she grabbed onto the mental snowman and brought him to the kitchen. To water. But before he got his water…she just had to do it. She grabbed a carrot and placed it on his nose in the whipped cream. Kodak moment!!
A camera came from nowhere and she flashed a picture of him. Buwahhaa. She now had attained blackmail!! Aw. Now she felt bad for the little guy so she…let him have his water.
She gave Naruto a second to calm down…before…SHE RAN FOR HER FRIGGIN LIFE!! "Ahhhh!!!" Arms flailing, she made her escape through the corn- fields, hoping to not be spotted…
But Naruto was tracking the little devil and was about to get his payback…
Buwahahhaa.
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Tumbling, it made its way blinded by the light. It sure was coming…Look up to heaven's door and you will see that little speck of dirt that is slowly growing. It's getting closer…and closer………………and closer…
NO! Don't Leave Me!!
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A/N: DUN!!! I am REALLY looking forward to some reviews!!! Well anyways…
-TNT- Till Next Time!