So guyz Sprit-Sprit just finished her first juicy motherfucker of a Thanksgiving turkey. (there'll be more to come) It was delicious, but now she weighs about as much as Kru, and looks like a sumo wrestler (diaper and all) so ya better watch out. Oh, and thanx to all who reviewed, mainly Silver Horror (actually only Silver Horror) BUT THERE WILL BE MORE OF YOU HAPPY PEOPLE NOW WONT THERE!
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Up in the very tall and dripping with horny goodness apartment building Jak feels his tongue slowing entering Torn's slit that produces
salty penis milk. Torn throws his head back (spinal cord cracking loudly in the wind) and shrieks in pleasure while Daxter is crawling
mischievously up Jak's salty breast milk/ass. Then Ashelin walks in and says, "Oh my god, Daxter you're cheating on me, Jak you're
cheating on me, and Torn your cheating on me! You guys are in for it!" and she dives on the pile and grabs all three of their cocks, shoves
them into her mouth, and bites down hard feeling warm blood trickle tenderly down her salty breast milk/throat. Everyone screams then
starts a sing-a-long, "Pain without love, Pain can't get enough, Pain we like it rough cuz we'd rather feel pain than nothing…" but the
sing-a-long is interrupted by a hot tub coming down from the heavens and landing on the slick apartment floor tiles with a bang. They all
groan as they crawl into it mischievously, then Jak screams, "Fuck Daxter get back up me you mother!" Torn tries to slam himself up
Jak's ass but Daxter's already halfway inserted, so he gets pushed all the way in. Jak squeals in pleasure. Daxter's like, "uh…does
anybody have a flashlight it's kind of dark in here…oh wait here it is." And he grabs something randomly in Jak's body. Jak's like, "OW
MY SPLEEN!" Then Ashelin says, "Now boys I think you're forgetting the point of this, you've been very VERY naughty and now I'm
going to punish you…WE'LL BE WORST ENEMIES!" Torn's like, "Oh goody, not best friends. I lost twenty pounds." Ashelin's like,
"I only lost five." Torn's like, "Ya, you can tell look at those superb roles." Then Ashelin yells, "I AM NOT FAT!" and she bites his man
boob off chewing it rapidly and delectably. While thrusting her hand up the slit in his penis that's up Jaks ass, in a salty breast milk kind of
way.
Then Jak can't bear the pain anymore and says, "Okay guys I've plugged the toilet a few times with some of my massive logs but really
this is getting painful. I think you're stretching my asshole, and not the kind where it goes back to normal." Then Torn thrusts his head in,
and a big glob of booby shit mixed with salty breast milk comes out of Jak's butt. Jak giggles mischievously, as Torn and Ashelin slurp it
up. (they're still in the hot tub by the way) Then Daxter bites Torn's cock. (they're both still up Jak.) because he's running out of air.
Torn's like, "Oh Daxxy you're such a tease, you know I can't get you there silly." While he's giggling playfully, and twirling his dread
around his finger. Everyone else rips out as soon as they hear this, and yell, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? JEEZ YOU"RE SUCH
A MOTHER." Then they look at him strangely for a while before ramming back in.
69(end of chapter three)69
Read chapter four to find out what Pierre did about his urge to fuck screwed up whore/female rapist (or Kiera)
Ya! Holy salty breast milk! (I hope you're all scared of hot tubs now cuz you should've been for all your life. U never know what people, or elves do in there.) So REVIEW, tell us about your hot tub story, make it scaring, and firmly grasp it!
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