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Down on the sweaty pavement of the swelling road underneath the tall, horny apartment building Keira comes back to consciousness,and

the first thing she sees is Pierre leaning over her breasts dramatically. So she smiles friskily and does the antelope mating call. Pierre gives

her a weird look and backs up. Then Keira does a ten out of ten full on pirouette dive into his tightly-whities and bites his cock playfully.

Pierre's like, "ooh kitty has claws. Rawr! Keira's like, "yeah I sharpen them with my handy-dandy pencil sharpener every night. It

tickles." Then she scratches at his dangling testicles, (making the blood ooze out.) while purring playfully. Pierre can't resist, so he slurps

up her salty breast milk tenderly, gurgling the fluid in his throat, and twirls her tit around his finger. He says, "I likey frisky kitties." And

rams himself in her harder and more lustfully than ever before. (with Kiera's fingers still around his balls.)

Meanwhile up in the tall horny apartment building with the smokin' hot hot tub, the elves were having there own kittenish fun. Tess had

just skipped in mischievously and was now squealing majestically while banging her chest like King-Kong. When she was done she said,

"Ew! Torn you're cheating on me, Jak you're cheating on me, Ashelin you're cheating on me, and Daxter if you're up there, which I

know you are because you're always up something, you're cheating on me too! I LOVE IT! Then she does a spinning backside five forty

into the pile and returns five minutes later with Daxter in her mouth. She says, "ahh Dax you're so cute, you crawled right through me, I

love it when you do that." Daxter's like, "you should see me on Jak…I mean in Jak…I mean in my pony…NO! I mean on my pony.

(clutching its testicles.) We should do my pony…I MEAN go riding some time." Then Tess's like, "Ya! Bareback!" Daxter says, "we

could go now!" Then Torn shoves his salty breast milk/scrotum into Tess's mouth. Tess's like, "mmm…Daxxy you're gonna have to wait

a second darling muffin-cake." He's like, "Okay!" and he shoves his face back up Jak. Ashelin's like, "yum, I like a man with hair on his

chest." And she grabs Daxter by the tail and shoves him up her. Daxter's like, "OH YA! This is ALL good!"

Then Rayn stumbled in using her thirteenth century walker for support, she looks at the mound of bodies thinking dirty thoughts, and then

says, "Jeez, Torn you're cheating on me, Jak you're cheating on me, Daxter you're cheating on me, Ashelin you're cheating on me, and

Tess you horny bastard you're cheating on me too! Then she growls lustfully and wades into the sweaty liquid of the hot tub. She splashes

her way over to the squirming tadpole/pile of naked HORNY bodies…and after that you can't really tell what happens, they're just

REALLY INTENSE horny elfish and mischievous. You can hear the sound of moans, groans, and peeps of pleasure from six hundred

ninety six thousand nine hundred and sixty nine decimal six nine miles away. (that number looks like this: 696969.69)

But all the happy noises were interrupted by Damos crawling in. (skirt blowing up in the wind.) He says,"Torn you're cheating on me,

Jak you're cheating on me, Daxter you're cheating on me, Ashelin you're cheating on me, Tess you're cheating on me, and Rayn you

snowblower bitchface you're cheating on me too. Oh and Jak Praxis is your mom."Then he flings himself into the pile while doing a

sexual octopus mating call. Jak's like,"WHAT THE HELL?!My mom raped me on a regular basis and I'm currently fucking my sister…

COOL!" Suddenly Rayn's like, "Damos you're sexy." Then Damos gets a fan and blows it at himself like a mother, making his hair and

horny crown blow in the breeze. He says, "I'm going to be a super model." Then Rayn's says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" Damos's

like, "I'm gonna ride you all night long." And he straddles her, grabbing his pocket leather whip, doing the catwomen, and splashing salty

breast milk and hot tub water everywhere.

69(end of chapter four, betcha can't wait for more)69

-we should be poets

Okay so in response to one of our reviewers, we're gonna try to get Kru and Praxis in on the chicken noodle soupy action pretty soon. And to all the other reviewers: you rock! REVIEW MORE!

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