Alice and I spent the rest of the night looking up blonde jokes on the internet. Which I'm not sure if that was the best thing to do considering I'm blonde and now Alice has hunderds of ways to insult me. Mean while, Jacob was sleeping and Bella and Edward were busy being "spontaneous."

"Oh! Look at this one Jera!" Alice squealed. I leaned toward the computer screen.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!

"Ha ha, very funny," I remarked sarcastically. There was a knock on the door.

"Jera?" It was Jacob. Yes! Jacob! I wanted to scream, but I didn't. It would be very odd if I did that. Especially for Bella and Edward who weren't in the room with us. They might get the wrong idea...

"Yes," I said happily.

"Can I-" I ran to the door and opened it before he could say anything more. Then he pulled me into a kiss. "Ok, never mind." Alice giggled. He looked at her. "Did you tell her?"

"Uh...well, remember, Jacob, Alice is physic...she...I'm just going to put this out there. Alice had a vision of us doing it."

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

"Language," I reminded him lightly.

"Sorry."

"No, I wasn't."

He groaned. Then looked at Alice and shook his head. Alice burst into laughter. I shushed her while trying to supress a laugh myself. It had been a while (Ok, two weeks, but that was also enough time to debunk Alice's vision of the Volturi coming.) since I had heard of Alice's strange vision and so now to me it was, dare I say, comical.

I dragged him out into the hall. "If this makes you feel any better, we 'inspired' Bella."

Jacob looked at me like I was crazy. "Are you kidding Jer? That made me feel worse." Despite what he said, Jacob started laughing. I joined in and soon we were rolling on the floor laughing.

"Would you two shut up?" Edward called. For a few seconds we were quite before we started laughing again. I heard Alice giggle from her room.

Finally Jacob and I calmed down. We laid next to each other for a little while before we started making out. Then we laid next to each other. I watched with him quietly as the sky outside got brighter.

Alice jumped over us, we were still in the hall, and headed downstairs. "Hey, Alice what are you doing?" I asked.

She turned around and shrugged. "I don't know, maybe TV, or I could watch Lost Boys and make fun at how incredibly wrong it is." I smiled and nodded.

"Let's do that!"

"What?" Jacob asked.

I turned on my side so I was facing him. "Let's make fun of crappy vampire movies. Maybe we'll watch some werewolf ones."

He sighed. "I guess that sounds fun..."

"It is!" Alice intercepted. In reply, Jacob got up. However, I decided that I was bored of walking down the stairs, so I rolled down them. It was fun. But when you added in the quick glimpses of Jacob's worried face, it was even more fun. You would think that by now he would know that he has no reason to worry but no.

Quickly, Alice popped in te DVD and turned of the lights. That was really pointless, considering that it was getting sunny outside. Jacob and I snuggled on one side of the couch, while Alice sat cross-legged on the other side, watching the preveiws excitedly.

Almost 87 of the time, we were in hysterics.

"'What's that smell?'" came from the TV's speakers. "'Vampires, my friend, vampires.'"

"See, they agree with me and they aren't even werewolves."

"Hey!" I screeched as I hit Jacob with a pillow.

He nuzzled my neck. "Well, except you."

"Hey!" Alice hollered as she threw a pillow at him.

"Would you be quiet?" Bella and Edward shouted in unison.

Once more, we were all laughing. "Mmm, maggots. Alice I could really go for some maggots."

"Yeah Jera, you are right, maggots do sound good right about now." We giggled; Jacob just rolled his eyes.

"Aw, come on now, Jacob. It's funny. I don't have bad breath, do I?" I leaned in and kissed him.

When we parted, Jacob said, "Well, actually..." I growled, playing a game. "Just kidding, Jer!"

"I know," I smiled happily.

After the movie ended, we decided that we were going to put in a werewolf movie. I was going to choose Ginger Snap, but then I had a little flashback, from when we were in the hotel.

"Jacob, I killed a family. And continued killing many others for years." His eyes were wide in shock. This is what I was afraid of.

"Oh, Jera, it's all right. You don't do that anymore."

"But Jacob I was a monster. I still am."

"No, no you aren't."

"Yes I am. And I figured out why that boy looked so familiar. It was Mark. The guy I was going out with before my parents' death." I gripped Jacob's shoulders and buried my face in his chest. "I'm a monster," I sobbed.

"You aren't," he said firmly, starting to shake.

"I am; that's why you werewolves exist, to destroy, us, the monsters. Why don't you destroy me?" I wailed.

"Because I loved you, and you aren't a monster. You did horrible things, but that wasn't your fault. Ok? It was out of control. So please don't call yourself a monster. I've done some horrible things as well."

"You are just saying that," I said coldly.

"No, I'm not. You know about everything between me and Bella right?" I nodded my head. "When she left me after Alice came back...I-I killed a man." He started shaking more. "And I bit one, she became a werewolf. But Sam banished her and I don't know what's become of her now." I looked up at him. A hot tear hit my face. Jacob was crying...

Yeah, this would definately remind him of that girl that he bit. I searched around a little and came across The Wolf Man and chose that.We watched the movie butchering it just as much as we had done the last one, having a very good time.

Then, during the ending credits, Alice had a vision.

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