"Dammit!" Kyo shouted, climbing on top of the table to avoid the gaggle of girls surrounding him. "Get away from me!"
"Kyon!" Tamaki yelled from behind him. He pushed his way through the girls, eyes shining angrily.
"Don't call me Kyon!" The cat screamed, upsetting the teapot onto one of the girls.
She screamed, the tea steaming from her dress, and fled the room.
Hikaru and Kaoru, drawn by the noise and chaos, laughed and climbed onto the table with Kyo, grabbing his arms and beginning a hapless dance on the tabletop.
"Get off me!" Kyo shouted, trying to fling the twins off.
"Calm down, Kyo," Yuki said calmly from the next table. "You are drawing undo attention to yourself."
"Shut up, damn rat!"
"He's right, Kyo," Haru said from his own couch. His arm was draped around a first year's shoulder; she was grinning widely. "Shut up."
"Don't tell me what to do!" He kicked at the teacup, shattering it.
"Touchy!" Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison, grinning at Kyo as they danced him off the table and back onto his couch. They jumped down and walked casually back to their own group, immediately starting the "which one is Hikaru game" once they were seated.
Tamaki grabbed Kyo's arm and dragged him to the windowsill. "You're supposed to entertain the ladies, not frighten them!"
Kyo grumbled something under his breath, glaring out the window to the pool far below.
"Kyon?" Hunny asked, having followed him to the window. "Do you want—"
"Don't call me Kyon!" His arm lashed out toward Hunny.
It connected solidly with Mori's palm.
They stood still for a moment, Mori crushing Kyo's hand in his own, before Hunny stepped in.
"It's ok, Takashi. Let's have cake!"
Mori nodded, releasing Kyo's hand and following Hunny to his table.
"What's wrong with Kyo?" Tohru asked Yuki quietly, glancing at the cat still huddled on the windowsill.
"He doesn't like the attention," Haru explained. "Afraid some girl's going to hug him."
Momiji ran past, followed by a bunch of girls.
"Momiji doesn't seem too concerned," she pointed out.
Haru shrugged. "He's never concerned about it."
"He should be," Yuki muttered. "If he transforms in front of this many people, there's no telling what Akito will do."
"Wrong!" The twins shouted, dissolving the girls into a fit of laughter.
"Why do you do that?" Haruhi asked as she passed by. "Tell them they're always wrong when sometimes they're right?"
Hikaru and Kaoru looked at each other, pretending to be confused.
"Maybe you should dye your hair again," someone suggested laughingly.
Seeing as this was supposed to be a bunch of short stories in one and I seem to have run out of ideas already (suprised it took this long...) I'm looking for any ideas...thoughts? Pairings? Anything? Please? begs