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AverageFanficReader04: It was a gift from Hiroshima and I don't think him owning a mansion after living in a foreign place for one year dumb he-'s got shadow clones and we all know the amount of shadow clones he can make so he's got his own labour force and making money wouldn't be a problem for Naruto. Thanks for adding your two cents bro.
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"Kage bunshin no jutsu" for magic spells and jutsus
"The fat lady sings" normal dialogue
"Are those melons real?" for thoughts
"Insignificant human" Bijūs, gods, summons and dragons dialogue
"Puny humans" for thoughts.
Disclaimer: I'm doing a disclaimer! I'm officially a fanfiction author, yay! I don't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden. It Belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
Chapter 2
Naruto and company were in front of their new home in Kuoh staring at the little mansion in awe. He couldn't help but smile because this was his first gift in this world and he'd be damned if he let those wild beasts destroy this one.
"Well, guys let's go check it out." Naruto's words were followed with a chorus of, Yeah!, from his partners in their chibi forms.
"Wow, this place is beautiful." Naruto looked around with childish-like awe on his face and was very eager to explore the house.
The living room had all kind of furniture with a black LED tv on the wall, three couches positioned at the right angle to have a full view of the tv; a dining room, a kitchen with the master bedroom beside it, and stairs leading to the first floor(I suck at describing things).
Naruto started unpacking and brought out a blank paper, brush, and ink. It was time to fortify his new home with the new seal he was working on.
Fuinjutsu at its basic was ink and paper performing impossible feats. The Bijūs were at the top of the food chain in the elemental nation but even the majestic Tailed Beasts fell to the power of fuinjutsu.
It was no doubt one of the strongest ninja arts in the shinobi world, a whole hidden village was wiped out because of their affinity for fuinjutsu. It was a good thing Naruto picked up this art while on his training trip with Ero-Sennin, bless his perverted soul.
Naruto made shadow clones to unpack and make sure the first floor was ready for use while handing seals to them that had a specific function to put around the house.
While the shadow clones were busy fortifying their home, Naruto had bigger fish to fry and that was the chibi family he had left and their tendency to destroy his house.
"All right, line up, guys."
All the nine-tailed beast in their chibi form line up in a row on the glass table.
"Now, this is a new house and that means new rules to go by and I've got two rules for y'all," Naruto said with his game face on. "No one, I mean no one"—Naruto glared at the ones that had the tendency of getting into trouble—"is allowed to fight inside this house. If you have a beef, go settle it in a forest away from civilization."
"And?" Kurama yawned staring at Naruto with a dry look.
The strongest of the Nine Bijūs just wanted all this over and done with so he could watch that soap opera he loved so much.
"You'll all return into the seal when I'm out."
"I'm not going back into that sewer!" Shukaku's crazed voice was accompanied by a nod from all his siblings.
"That's my mindscape we're talking about, baka tanuki!" Naruto snapped.
"This is outrageous! You're taking away our rights to free movement."
"Don't question my authority, Shukaku. It's either you're in or out."
"Oi, Kurama, do something!"
"Sorry bro, every Bijū for himself kukuku."
Shukaku muttered something about evil blondes and stupid foxes under his breath but complied with the rules set in stone.
"Boss, the kitchen is filled with all kinds of food commodities and there's instant ramen too."
Several poof sounds were heard all around the house to signify that all the clones were done with their individual tasks.
Kurama switched on the TV as soon as Naruto entered the master bedroom. Each Bijū wandered off to do their own thing. Naruto came out wearing a burnt orange sweater and black pants. His wet hair sticking to his forehead.
"You're going out?"
He glanced at the sex scene airing on the TV and shook his head in amusement. "Gotta get myself familiar with the roads and stores "
"Bats are crawling this city. Be careful."
Naruto waved over his shoulder and strictly ordered Kurama and Shukaku to main order while he's gone. A simple but… Maybe effective solution. Anyway those two are prone to destroying things so putting them in charge of protecting his property seemed logical to him.
Naruto seemed to ponder over his decision as he neared the gate. "Ah, fuck it."
The roars of protest that hit his ears was well worth it. He didn't want to come back to a destroyed mansion.
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The hero of Konoha was walking down the streets of Kuoh taking in the sight of the sky scrappers, the cars, different kinds of cars, the bill boards, the aeroplanes in the sky and a lot of other fascinating things.
He saw two couple holding hands and kissing in public while others waited for the green light before they crossed the road inhabitants and their strange behaviour and traditions.
Imagine Naruto's surprise when he saw the map of the world. This world was bigger than the elemental nation by a fair margin. Learning about the seven continents and the seas, mountains, and other wonders of this world was a very pleasant experience for the unpredictable ninja.
He also learned this world has been through two bloody world wars. The cycle of hatred was everywhere it seems and most of these humans don't even know that there's so much more that lurks in the dark, that all the legends and stories were all true.
It was a shame, really, without magic, these humans have devised ways of traveling at abnormal speed, deviced weapons of mass destruction, and learned to heal many different kinds of ailments.
Makes you wonder how much they would have improved if they had something like chakra at their disposal.
With a heavy sigh, The child of prophecy sat on a bench in the park as his mind drifted back to the first time he woke up in this new world.
(Flashback)
The beeping sound of a patient's monitor filled the ward where a certain someone that just survived fighting a goddess for several days without food or rest was lying in. An IV drip supplied fluids into his body.
In a certain sewer, drops of water created ripples on the knee-length water. It was so silent the sound of a drop of water rippled across the entire room.
The gate restricting Kurama was long gone but the tales beast and his siblings were nowhere to be found in the dark. A lone ray shined on a blonde haired boy lying on the surface of the waters.
"Wake up, Naruto," a certain feminine voice called out to the blonde Uzumaki, barely above a whisper.
Naruto laid down unmoving, his eyes devoid of emotions. He just stared on lifelessly with half-lided eyes.
"Naruto?" Naruto slowly blinked at the calll of his name. It seemed like the voice was coming from a great distance.
It kept on reverberating, rising in volume and intensity to the point where he felt bothered by the incessant calling of his name.
The water droplets started dripping faster, the ripples reaching the blondes position.
"Wake up!"
Naruto's eyes snapped wide open in his mindscape and a second later he regained consciousness in the physical world.
"I'm not dead?" Naruto tried to open his eyes but the fluorescent lights stung. The last thing he remembered was a Hiraishining out of that weird dimesion.
After his eyes adjusted to the lights Naruto noted that he wasn't in his tattered jumpsuit, his pouch nowhere to be found and his Hitai ate missing.
He was in a light-blue hospital gown with a white flower pattern scattered around it.
His sensitive ears pick up indistinct chatter, the smell of strong disinfectant hits his nose. He felt sore and hungry. He brought a hand to his temple to massage the throbbing headache he had wondering where the Hiraishin Kunai brought him.
"I see you're finally awake."
Naruto snapped his head to the source of the voice to see a black-haired man wearing spectacles dressed in a doctor's garb.
The blue-eyed youth tried to sit up but the pain wouldn't let him.
"Take it easy, you've been asleep for a week now. We thought you wouldn't wake up for a while because your wounds were very fatal," the doctor told the awakened blonde. "I thought you wouldn't survive but your body miraculously healed itself in front of my eyes Mr..." the doctor trailed off.
"Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto introduced himself.
"Damn! A whole week? That fight really took a lot out of me, huh," the shinobi pondered.
"Uzumaki-san, My name's Takasugi Azumi but you can call me Doctor Tak," the doctor introduced while helping Naruto to a sitting position and cushioning his back with a pillow.
"Where am I?" was all Naruto could manage to wheeze out before he started coughing due to his dry throat.
"You're in Takeshi teaching hospital in Shingahana District. I have a lot of questions for you, Uzumaki-san." The doc offered him a cup of water.
"Please call me Naruto. I was never one for honorifics."
"How did you receive such fatal injuries Naruto-san?"
"Had a big fight, doc."
"It must have been a very brutal one." Doctor Tak said with a hint of disbelief in his face.
"You have no idea." Naruto replied, rolling his eyes
"Your Japanese is great but you don't look like the average Japanese. I tried to find anything that would identify you, like a wallet, a passport, an ID card or a phone but all I could find was three tri-pronged knives and a headband," the doctor pointed at the objects beside the table.
"You're not from here are you?" The doctor's entire body language shifted to that of someone on edge and Naruto grew nervous because he wasn't sure if this guy was hostile or friendly.
"I came from a very far away place," Naruto replied to the doc.
"An illegal immigrant?" Takasugi quarried.
"Yes," the shinobi lied.
Dr. Takasugi's wary expression morphed into an emotionless as he asked the blonde, "What are you, Naruto-san?"
"What do you mean, doc?" Naruto raised an eyebrow at the question.
"I saw your wounds heal by themselves, Naruto-san."
"I heal faster than normal."
"Humans don't heal that fast."
"What do you know about the supernatural?"
Naruto withheld his tongue before he spit out another answer. What was this guy's angle? What's a supernatural? He's never heard of the term.
"Surely you must have some kind of Sacred Gear that grants you the ability to heal faster than normal. So, what faction would want you dead, Naruto-san?"
"I don't think I understand you, Doc." Naruto answered a bit confused. Factions? Sacred Gear?
"My Sacred Gear shows me the affinity of magic in a human and every human no matter how miniscule it was had an affinity for magic but you had zero magic affinity."
"Magic? Like parlour tricks?" Naruto frowned.
"Are you perhaps a youkai?"
"Look here, doc, I'm 100 percent human the last time I checked so stop questioning my humanity." Naruto was confused right now. All he wanted was some rest and maybe food, ramen would have been better.
"Wait... does this place have ramen?"
"I don't know what you're talking about so If you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way." Naruto tugged at the syringe in his vein and was about to get up before his negative emotion sensing started blaring.
"We're not done yet, Naruto-san, you see the people I work for need special people like you in their ranks whether you like it or not."
Naruto had a Hiraishin kunai, his own Hiraishin kunai, mind you, to his throat in an instant.
The disrespect was strong in this one.
"Calm down, doc, you don't wanna do this," Naruto replied coldly.
"Any why wouldn't I, pray tell?" He asked drawing a thing line of blood from his neck.
"Someone is about to enter the room."
True to Naruto's words, a nurse with a tray filled with drugs and water entered the ward.
"Ah, Doctor Takasugi, he's up I see." She beamed at the patient with a smile.
"Yes I was checking up on him to see how he was doing," the evil doctor replied casually like he hadn't just threatened the convalescent blonde. "You can leave the tray on the bench beside the bed."
"Thank you, Kagafu-san," Naruto smiled at the young nurse who returned his gratitude with a nod. Five seconds later she was out of the room.
"Now, we could do this with your memory intact, or do you prefer to be brainwashed?" The doctor had him in their previous position.
Naruto was officially pissed and not to mention in an inner turmoil now. On one hand he could just beat the shit out this guy then interrogate him to gain info on this world but that was the only scenario he could think of where the doc did not lose his life but on the other hand all other scenarios he thought of ended with the poor sap dying.
Naruto had to make a decision, and fast.
"Look bro, I really don't wanna kill you so let me go and I'll pretend like this never happened, hmm?"
"Aren't we a little cocky, Naruto-san? After all, I'm the one with a weapon here." The doc had a crazed gleam in his eyes that Jugo had when he was high on senjutsu.
"Tch, you leave me no choice then." He sighed regrettably
Before the doc could blink, Naruto had him in a chokehold with his feet dangling in the air.
Takasugi was really afraid because he just became the prey in an instant but when he looked into Naruto's glowing, purple eyes, he knew his time was up when the last shinobi alive placed his right hand on his head.
"Ningendo." He intoned.
The lifeless body of one Takasugi Azumi dropped with a dull thud.
"Hmm... Interesting. Looks like there's more to this world than meets the eye." A poof later and a perfect replica of the dead doctor stood in Naruto's place and the body of the doc was nowhere to be found.
(Flashback end)
Naruto stood up from the wooden chair he sat in to backtrack through the busy street back to his house.
"Mind out, Coming through!"
A brown-haired boy on a collision course with a stationary Naruto, who was having a conversation with his tenants, screamed out but, unfortunately, the Uzumaki was too engrossed in the conversation going on and so they collided.
Well, more like the brown-haired boy ran into a brick wall and rebounded off of it, landing with his ass on the floor.
"Are you all right?" Naruto was concerned about the boy before he felt a familiar sensation, a tingle ran round his skin.
"A pervert, huh."
You see, after spending two and a half years with Jiraiya, Naruto developed a seventh sense. That's right, a seventh sense that is activated when a pervert is within a certain radius of him.
"Damn! This guy's pervert aura is on par with Ero-senin's!" He whistled in awe.
Issei was a little disoriented but managed to get his bearings. "I'm fine, stranger-san." He replied, gazing up at the person he bumped into.
The mop of blonde hair reminded Issei of Kiba, the pretty boy of Kuoh Academy.
"I'm sorry but I gotta go, my mom's going to kill me if I'm late." The boy dusted his pants and continued his race back home.
Naruto continued on his path back home, the same path the perverted brunette took. Naruto wondered if they were neighbors but dismissed that thought because his pervert radar would've picked up on something. He could have Hiraishin'd home but didn't because he wanted to walk today. And besides, those Tailed Monstrosities would want out when he got home.
Now, all that was left was to eat as much ramen as he could and then get some much needed sleep.
AN: Expect more dxd characters to make their appearance in chapter 3 and do you guys want Naruto to attend Kuoh Academy or not?