Say Nada to CORONA!

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Guest: thank you. But I don't think I can do a harem. It unfortunate really. This Is DxD! But I just don't see Naruto having more than one babe. Raynare had no major role to play in Canon and also in this story. I just don't see Naruto interacting wit her at all. Sorry bro but she's gone. Thank you for the review. Argatou gozaimasu!

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Hmhmm, this chapter is fairly long and I've tried my best to review it. I rest my case.

Kage bunshin no jutsu for magic spells and jutsu

"The fat lady sings" normal dialogue

'are those melons real?' for thoughts

"Insignificant human" Bijūs, gods, summons and dragons dialogue

'Puny humans' for thoughts

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden. It Belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and I don't own Highschool DxD.

Chapter 5

The morning rays of the sun crept in through the brown curtains behind the windows of a certain shinobi. A blue bird perched on a tree chirped loudly with its eyes closed shut as if it was screaming at a certain shinobi to wake up. Said shinobi squeezed his eyes shut in exasperation due to the intense rays of the sun.

The first thing he noticed was that his orange blanket wasn't covering his body and there was extra weight around his chest down to his legs and unmistakable numerous tingling sensations of hair sprawled all over his arm chest and jaws.

The shinobi wondered which Bijū was sleeping on him but that thought was thrown out the window when he opened his eyes to a mess of black shiny silky hair.

With reflexes gained from his time in the elemental nations, he flipped the intruder on the bed and a kunai poofed into existence in his hands with its sharp edge resting on the pale neck of the intruder.

A feminine gasp of surprise was what stopped Naruto's reflexes on time. He took his time to actually look at the intruder and was a bit annoyed to see it was the Cat-woman. He watched as her expression went from surprise to fear before finally settling on mischievous.

"Hmm, I never knew you were into something like this nya~" she moaned under him.

Kuroka's verbal tic was really weird for Naruto.

"What the hell are you doing in my room?" he asked in suspicion.

Naruto knew his seals were active so how did she get in his room? He suddenly remembered something about devils and their teleportation circles. He'd have to do something about that.

"I was cold and lonely and you were so warm nya~" she replied.

Naruto took the kunai away from her throat and got off her to prepare for the day.

"Where are you going?" Kuroka asked as she sat seiza style on Naruto's bed. Her kimono had fallen off her shoulder exposing a good portion of her boobs.

"The next time you sneak into my house will be your last," the shinobi replied and closed the door to the bathroom with a click.

Naruto was a very interesting person for Kuroka. Many men would have stared blatantly at her tits but he didn't even spare a glance at the insides of her revealing outfit. It takes great self-control to not gaze at a supernatural woman in a lustful way but here was a human not even taking a glance at her orbs.

Naruto Uzunaki came out of the bathroom 10 minutes later with a knee-length white towel wrapped around his waist and another one wrapped around his hair. He made his way downstairs to make breakfast only to see Kuroka in the kitchen.

He raised an eyebrow at her as she poked her nose into his cabinet.

"Don't you have any food item in your house other than ramen?" she asked but got no reply from Naruto. "You need to eat other things than ramen nya~"

"You'll never understand the divinity of ramen like I do," Naruto replied sagely with a bitter smile.

"What are you doing here anyway? Don't you have work to do?" the knucklehead ninja asked.

"I've decided to stick with you for a while and you don't know everything about chakra like I do," Kuroka boasted.

Naruto scoffed and shaked his head while he wolfed down his ramen.

"What? You think I'm a slouch when it comes to chakra? Do you even know what senjutsu is?" Kuroka was getting irritated at Naruto's lackadaisical attitude towards her offer of teaching him how to use chakra.

Naruto actually laughed out loud at her statement. "You know nothing about senjutsu… brat," Naruto replied smugly.

Kuroka grit her teeth hard and a low growl escaped her mouth. She was about to spit another retort before Naruto stood up and dumped the bowl in a sink inside the kitchen and traced his step back to his room.

Naruto walked out fully dressed for work a few moments later.

"Cat-woman, I'm going to work so you're... Huh? She's gone."

Naruto shut the front door and pocketed the keys and took off in the general direction of Kuoh Academy. He couldn't shake off this feeling that he just created trouble for himself.

Meh... Everything will work itself out.

(Scene change: Kouh Academy)

"Kya! Naruto-sensei!"

"Look at how he's so modest."

"It's that blonde bastard again!"

"Looks like something's never change," Naruto mused as he walked around school to the staff room. His musing was cut short when he heard a busty bespectacled female student with black hair styled in a bob-cut called out to him and, beside her stood, another bespectacled, female student with long, black hair. He remembered her to be the Student Council's president. What was her name again?

Was it Sena or Sabirina? Meh, he'd figure it out eventually.

"Good morning, Naruto-sensei." Her elegance reminded Naruto of the clan heads, especially the Hyūgas, back at home. This one would be a stick-in-the-mud type no doubt.

"Good morning to you, Sonic," Naruto greeted her.

"It's Souna, Naruto-sensei," she corrected, "and this is Tsubaki." Tsubaki greeted Naruto and he did the same.

"Naruto-sensei, we have a lot to discuss, please walk with me," she admonished her blond teacher.

"Lead the way Sokka." Naruto shrugged off the glare he got from Tsubaki.

"Don't look at me like that, people's names are really hard to remember," he defended himself.

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Naruto and co entered the student council room which had a round table and chairs in it and the walls were painted light green. She took a seat in one of the chairs while Tsubaki stood behind her. He noted that she was a bit tense but Four-eyes's body language was really calm.

"So, what's up?" he asked sitting with his legs crossed and his fingers folded on his lap.

"It's come to our attention that your way of teaching is a bit crude," Sona said.

"What?! You calling me a lousy teacher?" Naruto retorted as he uncrossed his legs.

"No, A student complained about you outrightly refusing to help a student in need."

"When did I…" he pondered for a moment before realization dawned on him. "It's about that Gremory kid, huh?"

Naruto had a feeling that, that was all this was about. That meant only one thing; this girl's a bat too.

"You seem a bit annoyed, Naruto-sensei. This is not something to scoff at. You refused to help a student in need of your expertise and other students complain about your lukewarm attitude in class. You are one of the most intelligent teachers in school, having graduated from a prestigious University with a ph.D. And you also..."

Naruto couldn't help but yawn because of the current situation he found himself in, the girl wouldn't just shut up.

"Yeah, so all you're trying to say is that I should smile more right?" Naruto asked.

"Naruto—" Whatever she was about to say was interrupted when Naruto stood up from the chair he was in and made his way towards the door.

"I get it, glasses-chan. I promise to be a good teacher from now on," Naruto said as he exited the room.

"What a Madao," Tsubaki scoffed.

Souna stared at her queen and couldn't help but give a nod of agreement. "I think he's aware of the supernatural, Buchou. There's something about him that keeps me on edge."

"Who knows, maybe he possess a low-level Sacred Gear," Souna said. She remembered her new pawn, Saji, was ready to have a familiar and wondered if Rias wanted a familiar for her pawn too.

(Scene change: Kuoh park)

"Stupid humans of this dimension!" Naruto grabbed his hair and yanked at it in exasperation.

Today was quite like any other day except he had to introduce a new student to his homeroom class, Asia Argento, and it turns out that she knew the Hyoudou kid. The boys wouldn't shut about how cute Asia was and even some female students thought he was in a relationship with her.

Naruto cursed as he walked around the park and couldn't help but notice that the section he was in seemed empty. Like, he couldn't sense any human nearby.

That only meant one thing; A magic barrier had been set up.

As he was wondering who would place a magic barrier in a park of all places and why, his analysis was interrupted by a certain cat.

"Uzumaki Naruto!" Kuroka screamed out as she emerged from a magic circle,

The blonde shinobi couldn't help but groan in exasperation. "What is it with you Cat-woman?!" he asked, clearly frustrated.

"Fight me!" Kuroka took off at Naruto with her fist balled up and her cat-tails and ears out.

The ninja easily sidestepped her attempt letting her sail past him. "I don't have the time for this Cat-woman," he said.

Kuroka's pride took a blow when he not only refused her attempt to teach him how to control chakra but also turned her attempt at teaching him senjutsu. That was unacceptable and when she's done with him, he'd regret not letting her teach him.

"Come at me Naruto!" she rushed at him this time with a war cry, intending to get a punch in but all her attempts to cause bodily harm to Naruto were futile. The Blondie just dodged all her attempts with a bored face on.

Frustrated, she jumped back to create distance between them and cast a fire spell at Naruto. Said shinobi stood idly looking at the ball of doom coming at him with a bored face on.

Kuroka's eyes widened when he didn't move from his position and a second later, Her flames exploded upon contact with it's target and a cloud of dust kicked up from the impact.

Kuroka waited with bated breath for Naruto and as the dust cleared out, she saw him inside a sand construct relatively unharmed.

She knew it was going to take more than that to defeat him. She was merely testing the waters before she launched a full-scale assault.

"Last warning, Kuroka, I don't have time for this," Naruto warned, getting slightly serious.

Kuroka gritted her teeth and took off at him again but this time, she created four illusions of herself and they all surrounded him.

Naruto chuckled at the illusions and took a deep breath before he summoned four shuriken and threw them at all four Kurokas and did a one-handed tiger seal.

"Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu." the projectiles multiplied and took out the illusions while the real Kuroka charged up a lightning spell. As she was about to take aim, a tendril of sand wrapped around her feet before she could react and threw her at a tree.

The huge tree cracked in two was Kuroka hit the trunck of the tree, small spliters flying around in the air as Naruto appeared in front of her face with a kunai in hand.

She thought she had him put under an illusion but it seems that he broke out of it easily.

"How?" she asked in shock before she passed out, courtesy of a karate chop to the neck.

"Troublesome woman," the ramen-loving blonde sighed. Now he had to take care of her unconscious body. He carried her body bridal style and was about to Hiraishin her home before he heard the familiar voice of a certain student.

"Naruto-sensei! What are you doing here with an unconscious woman?" Issei noticed it was an extremely hot woman. He curse his luck in tears.

"Someone I know," Naruto sighed at the current situation before he walked away from the park.

"You have a hot friend, Sensei?" Issei asked.

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"What happened to her?" The brown-haired pervert asked curiously.

"She tripped and fell," Naruto answered.

Issei faceplanted at the sheer absurdity of his reply. "How can a trip knock someone unconscious?"

"You ask too many questions, Hyoudou. What happened to you?" The blond teacher inquired about the current condition of Issei. He looked like he just went through hell.

"Oh, I was training," Issei answered with pride.

"Why did you train?" Naruto asked. "What is your purpose for training? What drives you?"

For some reason, he immediately regretted asking that question.

"I want to become the harem-king!" Issei screamed in glee.

He was the weakest member in Rias's peerage and only high-class devils were eligible to have a harem. That's why he desired to power, strife harder to reach his goal.

Naruto facepalmed when he heard his reasons. "Why did I ask anyway?" He picked up his pace.

"Wait for me, Sensei. let's go home together." The brown-haired pervert ran towards his Sensei.

(Scene change: Uzumaki Mansion.)

The time read 5:15pm when a ding rang from the kitchen and Kuroka woke up with a gasp. She wondered where she was before she remembered what happened In the park.

"That jerk!" she barged into Naruto's room but the blonde wasn't in.

She checked the rooms upstairs but still no sign of the blonde. She idly wondered why his house had a lot of rooms when he lived alone. She checked the kitchen and bathrooms and still no sign of Naruto. Her anger was rising to epic proportions and she needed an object or a certain blonde to vent her anger on. She'd rather it be the latter.

As she drew in senjutsu chakra to find Naruto, her eyes widened to the size of dinner plates when she was bated in calm, serine chakra which did wonders to her nerves and mind. She let out a purr of satisfaction and she almost forgot about the blond she was looking for.

As she gathered herself, she quickly noticed that Naruto's bright chakra wasn't around the house or neighbourhood. All she could do was enjoy the feel of senjutsu. If this was Naruto's doing, then she really needs to ask him how he does it.

She explored the house for a while before entering his spacious backyard which had different kinds of flowers and plants. She sighted Naruto on the floor in a meditation pose. She wondered how he looked so calm and peaceful for someone who walks around with a bored expression on his face. He was in front of her but she couldn't sense him at all. It was as if he became one with nature.

Kuroka smiled bitterly when she realized he was a sage. His connection with nature was on a different level entirely. Her chakra and senjutsu were inferior to his. He was a true sage.

She almost regretted disturbing his meditating form... Almost.

"Naruto-kun, When were you going to tell me you were a sage nya~" she asked as she walked closer to his position with her tails swaying happily behind her.

The pigments around his upper eyelids faded away and a bead of sweat rolled down the side of his face. She could once again sense his warm, bright chakra.

"I'm hungry," he dully stated. Looks like the annoying Naruto was back online.

"You blonde, human bastard. My pride as a Nekoshou and Youkai is bleeding nya~" she whined.

"I'm hungry," he repeated, musing to himself. "What should I eat?"

"Come on in, what would you like to eat?" Kuroka beamed and hopped off toward the back door.

"Oi! It's my house dattebayo!" he screamed at her retreating form, a tick mark appearing in his face.

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Kuroka placed a bowl of miso ramen in front of Naruto, his mouth watering as he split apart his chopsticks. "Itadaikimasu." he wolfed down the first bowl of the evening.

"So, you live alone? How about your parents?" Kuroka asked.

"They're dead."

"Oh. When did they die? Did they leave you this house?"

"No. They died a long time ago," he replied after he took the second bowl from her.

Who knew sennin mode could calm the agitated cat like this.

"That's sad. Don't you have siblings or relatives?"

"Too many questions, too little ramen."

She rolled her eyes at his reply and doubled her ramen cooking speed.

"Your chakra seems different from normal chakra; Can you control sand with it?" Naruto nodded his head at her question, his mouth currently preoccupied to justify her with a verbal answer.

She was kinda surprised to know that he could do that with chakra and that shuriken trick too.

"How did you break out of my illusion so fast?" she asked the question that has been non her mind.

"I'm impervious to illusions," Naruto answered as he slurped the last strand of noodles in the 8th bowl.

"That's impossible. I understand you being resistant to it but being impervious? That's a lie nya~" she replied as she dropped the tenth bowl of ramen.

"Whatever you say." Naruto replied nonchalantly

"Who taught you how to use senjutsu on a level like that?"

Naruto dropped the bowl, patted his stomach and shifted his gaze to the clock which read 8:40pm.

"That's enough questions for today." He stood up and made his way towards his room. "You can sleep in one of the guest rooms upstairs,"

When Naruto reach his bedroom entrance, he went through a short series of hand-signs and whispered, "Genjutsu: Kokuangyo no Jutsu."

He heard a clatter in the kitchen and laughed out loud after a panicked yell of 'I can't see!' came from Kuroka in the kitchen.

"Hehe, that's what you get for calling me a liar," he grinned and went through another hand seal before all the defensive seals in his house activated.

He wore his pyjamas and dropped on the bed haphazardly. Nine poofs and the chibi Bijūs were on the bed with him.

"Good night guys," he said as he shut his eyes

(The next morning)

A yawn escaped Naruto's lips as he stretched on the bed. He groggily left the bed and stumbled his way to the bathroom. He wondered if Kuroka had dispelled the illusion he put her under yesterday.

It's been a while since he pranked anyone and the sense of accomolishmet was sayisfiying, albeit short lived. For some reason, he had this feeling that this week was going to be really boring.

Oh well, he'd better get ready for school.

Naruto nodded at his reflection in the mirror. Never really fancied the color blue but the blue suit looked just perfect on him, complementing his blue eyes. He strapped a Rolex on his wrist and was good to go.

He left his house and decided to travel Ninja-style today He enjoyed the rushing wind on his face as he blurred from rooftop to rooftop, Kuoh Academy appeared in the distance and he upped his speed.

Landing on the floor with a soft thud, he took a steady gait towards the school's gate and he couldn't help but notice a lot of girls and women eyeing him like he was some sort of candy.

Fangirls...

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"Good morning class," Naruto greeted as he entered Class-3B.

"G-good morning, Sensei!" they all choroused, surprised at the fact that their Sensei wore a suit.

"All beautiful blondes should just die!" A male student cried out loud.

"Settle down!" Naruto ordered as he wrote the topic of the day on the board. He elaborated on it and asked if there were any questions. Receiving none, He noticed the new girl and Hyoudou weren't in class today. The resident devils were also missing… How strange.

Naruto didnt give it much thought and summed it up to devil business. The rest of the day went by in a flash… boring and uneventful.

(Scene change: Uzumaki Mansion)

Naruto dropped on the long couch in his house with a sigh. He laid his head on the armrest and his legs were on the other one.

Finally… Some peace and quiet.

His leisure time was interrupted by a certain woman who appeared via magic circle, on top of him, rubbing her face on his chest.

Naruto sighed again this time in exasperation.

There goes his peace and quiet.

"Naruto-kun, let's make babies nya~" she said as she tried to unfasten his buttons.

He took hold of her wrist and directed an emotionless stare at her. "What's up with you and wanting babies?" he asked.

"I want to have strong babies so I can repopulate my clan," she answered honestly.

Naruto grabbed her by the waist and lifted her off him like a baby and dropped her beside him.

"What kind of youkai are you?"

"A Nekoshou, a rare species of Nekomata," she answered.

"So are you a Nekoshou or Nekomata? Get straight to the point."

Kuroka facepalmed at Naruto.

"Are you the last of your kind?" he inquired.

"No, I have a little sister," Kuroka answered. Naruto hummed at that. "She actually attends the same school you teach at."

Naruto was surprised at that bit of information. A youkai was in that school? What's next? Angels? Fallen angels?

"Is her name perhaps Nekoko? Haineko? No it's, it's..." Narruto struggled with her name.

"Koneko?" Kuroka raises her eyebrow taking a guess for the blonde.

"Yes! That's it!" He nodded.

Kuroka's mood dampened and her eyes glistened with unshed tears and her miserable look was augmented when her cat ears deflated.

"You guys have history?" Naruto asked.

Kuroka sniffed as she told him about her childhood and how she had to become a reincarnated devil in order to protect her little sister. She told him about how she killed her king and became a SS-Class criminal to keep her sister safe.

Naruto listened to it all without moving an inch. Her sacrifices reminded him of Itachi and she was making the same mistake he did back then.

"Hn, You remind me of someone I once knew. He killed off his entire clan to protect his village and above all, his little brother."

Kuroka's eyes went wide in shock when she heard what Naruto said.

"He manipulated his brother to hate him and that hate drove his brother to madness. He backstabbed his friends, joined a criminal organization and even abandoned his own village for power to defeat his brother." Naruto said with a serious face. "To be honest with you, all the cool guys I know were criminals," He remembered people like Nagato, Zabuza, Itachi, Obito, and even Madara..

"Don't push your little sister away, Kuroka. She deserves to know the sacrifice you made for her." Naruto used her name for the first time.

Kuroka wiped off her tears as she stared at him in awe. Who knew the blonde had a side to him like this.

"Thank you, Naruto," she thanked him for understanding and using her name for the first time.

(The next day)

Naruto entered the living room expecting to see Kuroka's sleeping form but found a note on the table. 'I have important business to attend to nya~ PS: Don't miss me too much Naruto-kun.' He scoffed when he read it. "Who's gonna miss you, you stupid-cat." he dropped the letter on the table and went out.

Naruto was on one of the dense trees inside a forest far from Kuoh. He decided to skip school today and purify nature energy today. He found a good spot and began mediating.

(Flashback)

It's been a month since Naruto's fight with Daisuke and ever since then, he's been trying to escape the Hero Faction who kept sending other people after him, mostly pawns in large numbers. They always seem to know where he was holed in no matter how good of a hiding place it was.

He was inside a fortified forest which has served as his home for two weeks now. He ate different fruits from the trees around and rabbits for source of meat. The Bijūs were still in their slumber and he hadn't found a way home. All he did was hone his skills and learn new ones.

He even had different groups of clones working on Katon and Suiton jutsus he remembered from memory.

He had tried to summon the Toads from back at home but no matter how much chakra he pumped into it, only the intricate, dark pattern appeared.

No poof of smoke.

No giant, orange toads.

No space-time ninjutsu achieved.

He was really angry that day so he tried to summon them again and again and again before he was tired. He tried reverse summoning but unfortunately, he couldn't reverse summon himself.

When he tried to, he was pushed back violently as it felt like his body was disintegrating cell by cell. His tired form lay down on the clearing as he watched the clouds slowly drift off.

He cursed his luck and punched a mini crater on the floor in exasperation. He tried to summon again but this time, his Rinnegan activated.

"Kuchiyose no jutsu!"

Poof!

Naruto stared on at the massive cloud of smoke, hope surprise and expectation etched into his face.

An enormous three-headed dog stood in front of Naruto dampening his mood instantly. Allghe excitement, down the drain.

He sighed and dispelled the dog.

Talking about the Rinnegan, Naruto's Rinnegan was different, he could use all six paths. He hadn't explored this new Rinnegan yet due to the fact that he hadn't mastered the base Rinnegan Abilities.

He could control up to four clones to harness the chakra in Nature's energy which wasn't abundant like in the elemental Nations. Something else was in the air.

It took a lot of meditation to enter Sage Mode once again. He was even tempted to use Gakido to absorb chakra from nature one time but he changed his mind because of his pride as a sage.

Naruto noticed that every time he tried to enter Sage Mode or when he was in Sage Mode, it was like someone was trying to talk to him. Like someone was trying to summon him into a different plane. The connection itself was very weak and fragile but there's something that's telling him not to find out what or who was calling him.

In Sage Mode, Naruto can sense supernatural beings within a given area. It required his utmost focus if the supernatural being was well hidden.

Talking about modes, it seems his Six Paths Chakra was much more powerful than ever. Having both powers of the yin and yang sealsl had its perks.

The Bijūs were suffering from extreme chakra exhaustion and the only way to wake them up is if they were in a place with high chakra concentration and with the Hero Faction on his tails, the task was minimized.

A light disturbance entered Naruto's range in Sage Mode and a second later, six clones Leaf Shunshinned to where Naruto was sitting.

"Boss, they're here, Hero Faction members and, their numbers are the largest they've sent so far," a clone said.

Naruto closed his eyes and grit his teeth. He never really enjoyed killing or too much violence, he'd rather bring out the good in people but these guys just don't know when to give up and his patience was running thin.

Naruto snapped his eyes opened and the fabled Rinnegan appeared in his eyes.

"Let's give them a warm welcome, shall we?"

All the clones went stone-faced and they all disappeared into the forest to start the operation.

(With the Hero Faction)

"What's so special about this guy exactly?" a random lackey asked. Said lackey was among a group of people sent to capture Naruto.

How did they know where he's at, you ask?

Well, it's because they placed a tracking seal on the blonde shinobi. Their orders were to bring him back using extreme lethal force. The organization even sent some powerful members to apprehend him if he was proving too difficult.

These orders were given by Cao Cao himself.

"This guy took out Daisuke, man!" another random lackey stated.

"Yeah! And I heard he defeated dozens of other people, man," a brown-haired lackey stated.

"Hn, these guys are so noisy," a man with a sword and shield complained.

This man was Perseus, the reincarnation of the demigod Perseus.

"We should be hunting down devils," a man in a black coat grumbled.

"This guy is going to fall to the power of my Sacred Gear," a man in white muscle shirt and grey pants boasted.

"I wouldn't be so arrogant if I were you," Perseus warned.

He knew the blonde wasn't any pushover even though Daisuke was a low ranking member lucky enough to have achieved balance breaker, his sword skills were good.

A sudden heavy fog descended on the group and Perseus knew this fog wasn't a normal occurrence.

"Stay sharp boys, this is the enemy's doing." he warned.

A cold chuckle rang from every direction around the fog. "8 kill points... which one shall I start with?" The voice seemed like multiple people were talking at once, cold chills ran down their spines, feeling a kage-level shinobi's pure killing intent for the first time.

A scream of terror rang out before a squelching sound reached the ears of everyone. A body fell later and all hell broke loose. Bodies started dropping around like dominoes.

Perseus kept a level head through the clandestine assault and he deduced that this fog was actually a camouflage for Naruto.

They need to remove the fog-screen.

"Clear the fog!" he screamed out and most of them caught onto his idea immediately.

A few wind based Sacred Gear users used their powers to clear out the fog. As the fog cleared out, six Narutos surrounded them, all armed with kunais. They sneered in contempt at what they thought were magic illusions as the clones rushed forward paying them no heed in favour of looking around for the original.

One of them even taunted Naruto to come out and stop hiding before a clone kicked him square in the face.

Multiple gasps came out from the Hero Faction members upon seeing doplegangers draw blood from their comrades. All of them had schock written all over their faces and a battle between clones and Sacred Gear powered humans ensured.

As the battle went on, Perseus analysed every one of Naruto's moves and he couldn't recognize the style he was using.

"It seems this guy can multiply himself, huh," Persues pondered before one man stabbed a clone of Naruto with his Sacred Gear and, a second later, the stabbed Naruto poofed out of existence.

"It seems like one attack is all that is needed to take out these 'clones' of his," he mused.

Five other poofing sounds followed later as the clones were defeated. Perseus, the black hooded man, and Yagi, the arrogant one, along with a few low ranking members remained.

"Yknow, I've been angry and frustrated lately," the original Naruto perched atop a tree said.

All the remaining members turned thier gaze to him and a member with a discerning Sacred Gear knew he was the original and warned the rest about it.

"Naruto Uzumaki, Come with us peacefully and we'll forgive you for your actions," Perseus tried to reason with the blonde.

"I have no intention of joining you and I'd rather you stop sending people to apprehend me. It's becoming more of a bother lately," Naruto replied.

"Get him!" Perseus ordered and the remaining low ranking member charged.

Naruto made quick work of them and four men stood in the small clearing.

"Hn, you're not bad but your Sacred Gear's power is below mine," Yagi boasted. "Let me show you the difference between you and me,"

Yagi held his right wrist with his left hand. The hand mutated into a furry, red limb with a long, sharp claw.

"This is my Sacred Gear, Dobutsuton!" he screamed with glee as he charged at Naruto and the black-hooded guy followed.

Naruto, who was bare chested with a black, tight pants on, lowered his body a bit and waited for Yagi to charge at him. His punch was very sloppy and the shinobi easily ducked under it with a kunai in hand, ready to cut off the offending arm before he was forced to block a punch from the hooded guy. The latter went for a haymaker but Naruto brought his second hand to block again and Naruto was clinched. Yagi took this opportunity and brought down just transformed hand hard down on Naruto with a cry.

"Hn, not so tough now, are you?" Yagi asked as he expected to see a downed Naruto under his arm as the dust dissipated. He was dumbstruck when he found a log where Naruto was supposed to be.

"Futon: Renkudan!" Naruto went through hand seals and spat a cannonball shaped wind at them.

The black-hooded guy shot a ball of fire at the incoming wind and the fire attack gained more power as it flew at greater speed and size at Naruto.

Naruto backflipped out of its path as it set dozens of trees ablaze.

"A fire user?" Naruto noted as he dropped down. He went through another hand seals and he breathed in deeply. "Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu," he called out the name of his technique as a truck-sized ball of fire came out of his mouth.

Yagi's eyes widened when the scorching flame came at them. The hooded guy responded with his own white flames, canceling both flames out.

"This guy is no pushover, Yagi, I suggest you become serious," the hooded guy admonished.

Yagi gritted his teeth out of frustration because he had to use his balance breaker.

His balance breaker allowed him to transform into any kind of mystic animal he wants.

He took the form of a red, six eyed Giant beast with white bone armor around it's mid section, arms and tails. He roared and charged at Naruto on all fours. The ground shook and trees toppled as he neared the blonde shinobi with both fist raised up and joined together. The shinobi took a massive leap over his hammer fist, easily avoiding the attack.

"Katon: Endan!" Naruto breathed a stream of fire on the beast while he was upside down in the air. The flames covered the red beast and it raged on as Naruto landed. Yagi transformed into a dragon-like beast with two pairs of insect wings as he fanned the fire away from his body.

"Aren't you forgetting about me?" The hooded guy threw a punch at Naruto which was ignited with white flames as a ball of flame passed through Naruto's face. He took a step back and brought his fist to block a jab, he redirected a palm strike and slapped a flaming punch away. He noticed his hands were singed off a bit even though he actively tried to avoid touching the cloaked man.

He jumped up and away and the cloak man followed. Caught up in his fast paced skirmish with the cloaked man, he notice the dragon beast tails its tails a tad late. He managed to turn in time and absorb most of the impact with his hands but he was rocketed forward by the force behind the tail, headed on a collision course with the Hooded guy.

He lit his fist up and buried it in Naruto's stomach, scoring a punch in.

Naruto coughed up blood and went on his knees, going through a fit of cough, gripping his stomach in pain.

"I don't have time for this," he said coldly.

Naruto chuckled let out a smirk and alarms went blaring in Perseus's mind.

"Art… is an explosion!" The shinobi did a one handed tiger seal and exploded right in front of the hooded guy who was sent skidding across the floor with his cloak burning off.

"He exploded?" A wide-eyed Perseus was having a hard time believing that the shinobi just committed suicide.

Just when he finally came to terms with the fact that Naruto was dead, a cry of "Futon: Kazekiri no Jutsu." made Yagi's blood run cold.

Wind-blades came out of Naruto's hands and cut off the limbs of Yagi's transformed state. He roared in pain as he fell without his limbs for support.

The down hooded man earlier stood up to receive the Uzumaki Rendan performed by the clones of Naruto.

Yagi transformed again into a huge snake this time as he charged at Naruto with his fangs dripping poison.

The charging snake reminded Naruto of a certain time in his youth. "I will not be swallowed by a snake again!" his eyes shoned in defiance.

Poof.

Another clone of Naruto descended from above with a huge Rasengan which was big enough to cover the snake's head entirely as it grinded its skin to mush. The snake transformed back into a bleeding Yagi in the crater created by Naruto's attack.

Most of the forest had been destroyed and their fight was bound to attract attention without a barrier.

"This fight has gone on too long, Uzumaki Naruto," Perseus grimaced. "I'm afraid I am going to have to end this in an instant," he said as he unsheathe his sword.

Naruto had a feeling this guy was different from the other and he was proven right when he blurred into existence in front of him with his sword about to stab him through the heart. He quickly substituted with a log and he appeared behind Perseus with an Hiraishin kunai ready to pierce his spine. Perseus used his sword to slap Naruto's kunai away and he used his shield to block Naruto's haymaker. He kicked Naruto's unprotected midsection and Naruto flew back due to the power behind the kick. He righted himself mid-air and landed on both feet.

"Just come with us, Uzumaki-san," Perseus said.

"Why do you want me so bad?" the shinobi asked.

"Your abilities would be very useful for the Hero Faction" he answered.

"I'm sorry but I can't join you. I can't afford to join any organization," Naruto said.

"A shame really. Perhaps we can come to a negotiation?" he asked in hope.

Naruto pondered for a while and he made up his mind. "Forget it. We can't come to a negotiation."

The shinobi wondered if he could find someone in their ranks that could help him get back home but dismissed the thought because these people wouldn't let him go.

"Your Sacred Gear is quite unique, Uzumaki-san. It feels a lot like chakra but what you are doing is impossible for a youkai," Perseus stated.

"There was that word again… Youkai."

The word seemed to have a link with chakra, Naruto thoughts but it couldn't be true, right?

"Tell me about these youkais," Naruto requested. More like ordered

"You know nothing about them and you live in Japan?" Perseus asked as if it was something Naruto should know.

"Just answer me!" Naruto screamed out in frustration.

Perseus dropped into another stance. "You'll have to beat that out of me," he said.

Naruto narrowed his eyes and then his chakra levels spiked for a second before Perseus couldn't feel his energy anymore. Perseus eyes dilated to epic proportions at the sudden development.

He had only one hypothesis in mind and he didn't like it one bit; This guy was on a level he couldn't comprehend.

"I'm sorry but many people are counting on me," Naruto said as his face became emotionless.

Naruto raised one hand up as a Rasenshuriken came to life in his hand accompanied by jts loud screeching sound.

Perseus knew he had to act fast because of the amount of energy he felt in that technique. He didn't even want to know what would happen when that attack hit its target. He knew he had to act fast or he was toast.

"Kaputo- Medyusa and Minerarizeshon Naito." Perseus had activated his balance breaker.

Medusa's head flew off of Perseus's shield, grew in size, and stayed afloat in mid-air. The snakes on his blade came to life and charged at Naruto.

Naruto reared his hands back.

Medusa's eyes opened.

The snakes were four feet away from Naruto.

The shinobi leaned forward and threw his technique at Perseus with a cry of "Futon: Rasenshuriken!"

The snakes stood no chance against the technique as it cut through them and took off at a frightening speed at Perseus He brought up the shield. Medusa's eyes charged up a green beam. Naruto stared at the floating head. A bright light engulfed the whole forest.

Flashback end.

It was evening when the shinobi was done purifying Nature around the forest shinobi opened his eyes to see a group of fallen angels and a priest surrounding him with light Spears and holy weapons pointed at him.

"Oh look, it's a group of crows… a murder," Naruto laughed at his own pun.

"Devil loving trash!" a female fallen angel screeched. "We will purify your tainted soul."

Naruto sighed. "Do I look like a bat to you?" he questioned, still seated on the ground.

"Shut up devil lover!" the priest screamed out as the four of them charged at Naruto.

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Issei was out jogging for the last day of their training before the rating game. He knew he was the weakest member of Rias's peerage but there was this chibi Issei with devil wings on his shoulders screaming out Asia! Asia!

"Damn it!" He screamed out.

At least she was better at magic than he was. He sucked at it but he still wanted to protect her. There was something about her smile, her countenance, and how his mood brightened up every time he saw her. He wanted to be strong enough to protect her and, maybe then, he could be rewarded with the sight of naked oppai.

Riser's peerage had lots of Oppais!

"Blonde bastard!" Issei screamed out with anime tears. As he was lamenting his lack of touchy-feely of Oppai, he sensed a familiar energy. A familiar fear gripped him but, this time, it wasn't as worse as before. He picked up his pace as the Boosted Gear appeared on his arm.

"Boost!" a voice called out from his gauntlet as his speed doubled.

A minute later he came to a halt behind a tree. He could see a group of fallen angels and they had their weapons out, pointed at a blonde man sitting on the floor. He heard the man ask them a question and then it clicked.

That dull tone, it was the broody sensei! And he was in danger. Issei knew he stood no chance against three fallen angels and a preist but he knew he could at least fend them off so as to buy time for his Sensei. As he was about to intervene...

(With Naruto)

A moment ago, Naruto's eyes twitched violently. It was as if someone had wronged him. Someone called him broody!

There was no way in hell he would allow someone to compare him with an Uchiha Bastard.

Naruto Uzumaki doesn't brood. Don't know how.

What he was doing all this time was called selective participation, not brooding.

Curse you, Sasuke! Even in death you still torture me!

Naruto sighed at the slow speed of the crows who were trying to 'purify his soul'.

This one is for Sasuke.

Lightning danced around his body and a loud of chirping sounds filled the forest.

"Chidori... Nagashi!"

Lightning danced from his body and travel through the ground before it engulfed all of them. The lightning died down to show an unharmed Naruto wiping off imaginary dust from his clothes and four unconscious or maybe dead bodies on the floor smoking.

Issei stood there with his mouth agape and his legs shaking violently. Naruto-sensei was not human? His sensei just took out three fallen angels and one priest in a single attack. Hell, he didn't even move!

Issei hightailed out of there faster than he could say oppai.

The end.

Oh yeah I'm done with chaputa Faifu. Till the next time I update, stay bloody healthy! Say No to Corona Virus! You have stay alive so you can read my story till the end..

CONVID-19 have nothing on me, my family, you, and your family amen!

Like seriously, there are no case of Corona virus in my Neighborhood and areas around me. We are free to move like the wind here just in my community! I don't know about other places though. My neighbours believe that Corona virus is a disease for rich people (no offense to rich people). The virus only affects our political leaders and very rich influental people in general. Never knew belonging to the poor and middle class could be this awesome. Let it be known! Poverty is a life saver in this trying times, lol!

All I'm trying to say is this thing is going to pass. Stay pozitibu, And I pray may God console anyone that has lost loved ones to this pandemic. May God be with you all

Goodbye for now.