Okay let's get this straight...

This is a random story idea that just popped into my head. There is no real significance to this story just a dumb idea I cooked up

The Shuriken of Love

Ino and Sasuke were having tea at a café where they were talking about their next date.

"Can you come next Friday after the exam for lunch?" asked Ino.

"Yeah but I have to meet Naruto for ramen at one so yeah from noon to one is good" Sasuke put down his empty tea cup and it made a clanging noise on the saucer. Meanwhile somebody stood in the shadow of a wall across the street.

"Okay well in Makeout Paradise it says to throw the charmed shuriken near the heart and the two people will fall in love. Damn I love this book" it was Kakashi. He was trying to help Sasuke and Ino get along without knowing they were already dating each other. Naruto had told Kakashi that Sasuke needed a little push but Naruto didn't expect this. Unfortunately, Naruto was eating ramen and was too busy to stop Kakashi even if he knew what he was doing. Kakashi took out a Shuriken and wrapped a charm around it. He took aim and threw. The Shuriken hit a passing car and the car ran into a tree.

"Okay, that could have gone better... Again!!" said Kakashi. Kakashi took aim again and threw. This one hit a bystander that had just witnessed the wreck.

"Uhhh, third times a charm right?" he took aim again and this one was on the right course, it was perfect and hit in the right place. But, Sasuke didn't fall in love (he was already in love) he fell face flat on the table and broke the saucer and cup. He had a dazed stare on his face.

"Wait, why didn't that turn out like I thought?" Kakashi turned the book over and looked at the label "FICTION!?!?!? Oh..."
Kakashi was about to run when he was stopped by a man in a suit.

"Ummm, uh yeah?" he said.

"Your electric bill sir" the man handed the bill to Kakashi.

"So, the weakness of the lightning fist has been found. If only I could really use chakra and not that damned 12 volt cable to make the lightning I wouldn't be broke! Oh right... I can't pay this, I don't have any money!"

"Well then you are under arrest for tax dodging... again!"

"Hey look over there!"

"Wha..." Kakashi performed a substitution jutsu and was gone.

I told you that this was a dumb idea and not one of my best works but I felt like writing something and this was the only thing I could think of. Sorry if this stunk.