Ice: Hey all. Thank you for taking the time to read this story. this is chapter 1 and it has been revised.
Pixie: welcome.
Ice: hope you all like this story this was started as boredom but escalated and know look where at.
Pixie: I'm so proud.
Ice & Pixie: well we hope ya enjoy it. And we don't own Yu Yu Hakusho but we own Sam and Kat.
It was a day like any other day. The birds where singing and the crickets where chirping and the fish where... well they where doing what ever they do, but over all of this serenity, laughter could be heard from inside a temple, a mile away.
"Oh...My...God... Hiei in a dress! Who got him drunk for that one? Better yet what was he on?" Sam laughed.
She reached over showing the picture to her vampire vixen friend who also was looking through a shoe box of pictures. Her friend laughed at the sight of Hiei in a dress, looking back down at the box. She noticed a picture hidden at the bottom. She dug the picture out of the box, looking at the picture she tried to stifle a laugh, but to no avail.
"Sam look at this one. It's Kurama in drag." She reached over showing the ice Ookami the odd picture.
Sam let a fit of laughter escape her. Yes the calm serenity of the forest was now gone. The laughter seemed to trail on for hours. That is until a scream broke through the laughter.
"Damn it Hiei let go of me! If you didn't want us looking at these pictures you should have hidden them. Well better anyway."
Explained the onna as she fought at my grip.
"Onna they where hidden. In my room and in my closet."
The annoying onna smiled, "Oh! Yea I forgot about that." She sweat dropped.
I growled at her. I was surprised as a smirk played across her face and grew until it became laughter.
"Onna what's so funny?" I asked confused for once. "The picture… You were in a dress, a pretty pink one with frills." She gasped out between laughs.
She was laughing and literally loosing her mind or so I thought. I decided this would be the right time to just tie her up and force her to cough up the rest of the pictures.
"Hiei let me go!" She screamed ordering me.
"Hn. I don't take orders from you onna!" The baka ookami struggled against me.
"Hn. Onna you need to learn your place."
"I know my place! The question is do you know yours?" She spat at me with distaste.
It only took a matter of minutes for Hiei to tie her to the chair. It would have taken a lot less time, of course, but the ookami decided she would try her luck to get away from him again. She 'tried' to run, running to the living room where Hiei tackled her to the floor.
She growled at him venom in her growl. Oh if only looks could kill.
When Hiei was finally finished with the struggling girl, Kat made her presence known in the room.
"Kat...! Help...! Hiei's got..." Before she could finish her plea Hiei gagged her smirking at the over hyper demoness.
Sam scowled at Hiei and stared cursing the demon, but all they heard where he muffled growls and curses. Hiei smirked at the pathetic ookami and took his seat at the window sill.
"Hey Hiei where is Kurama at." Kat asked completely ignoring her rampaging friend.
"Hn. Why should I tell you onna?" Hiei asked stubbornly crossing his arms over his chest.
"Well why not?" Kat countered making a good point.
"Hn." Hiei lifted his finger and pointed right behind Kat.
"Oh my god Kurama you scared me. Don't you know not to do that to a vampire?" Kat said placing a hand over her slow beating heart trying to calm down.
Kurama chuckled, "Then my job here is done…..and besides it's not like you can die from a heart attack." Kat shook her head while rolling her eyes,
"Am I the only sane one here?" A bleak silence fell over everyone. Well minus the tied up ookami.
Sam had finally got the gag off, and was trying to reach the demon ropes that where binding her to the accursed evil chair
"Where you ever sane?" Kurama questioned Kat taking a seat on the couch.
"The sane shall never win." Sam laughed insanely while trying to remove the demon ropes that bound her to the stupid evil chair.
"Ok Sam have you had your pills today?" Kat asked jokingly.
"Have I had my... Hey I don't have pills! Now let me out of this damn thing!" Sam yelled!
Everyone had decided to ignore her. Hope peace would come of course this serenity didn't last long. Not even five minuets after Sam's random outbreak. Yusuke and Kuwabara walked through the door.
"What did you all do to Sam? Is this a party? If it is why wasn't I invited?" Yusuke asked complaining.
"Great another party I was invited to. Why does no one ever think about me and my needs?" Whined Kuwabara.
"Why do you even care Kuwabara? You never will get invited to any party." Yusuke replied with a smirk on his face.
"What's that Urameshi?"
Yusuke sighed from the fact that his friend was seemingly getting dumber by the second.
"It's not a party you stupid monkey." Kat said trying not to kill him….She hated being around the idiot. Every time she was around him she would say something like
"With each breath that idiot takes another one of my IQ points drop." She didn't like him.
"Then what is it?" Kuwabara asked stupidly as always.
Kat sighed rubbing her temples. Kurama stood there with a smirk on his face, and Hiei just of course Hn'ed. Sam had chosen this moment to start cursing at people for leaving her in the evil chair
Hiei growled at the girl, for most of the insults where directed at him. Getting up from his seat at the window. He walked over to the girl and hit her in the back of the head. Knocking her unconscious
"Why did you do that Hiei?"
Hiei ignored the detective and resumed his seat on the sill.
"What?" The idiots asked at once; Kat only rubbed her temples, she was getting pissed. She sighed at the idiotic detectives.
"Yusuke you ignorant block head this isn't a party!" Kat said storming over to Sam.
"I swear I'm the only sane one her."
Kat was usually all about business not letting things get in her way really. She didn't really throw parties with the boys, and she didn't like people who whined a lot. (cough the idiots cough)
"Kat come on we could make it a party!" whined Yusuke.
"No... Cause then the baka would want to stay." Hiei stated.
"So... Hiei we could always kick him out." Yusuke pointed out but Hiei just ignored the detective.
"Hey I resent that." Kuwabara declared stomping his feet.
Kat sighed walking over to Sam. She slapped ookami to wake her up, untied the girl, and walked out the front door of the Temple.
"I'm free... I'm free."
Sang the ookami as she danced around the room. She suddenly stopped right in front of Hiei, sticking her tongue out him then bolting behind Yusuke. Hiei just ignored the hyper onna and stared at his reflection in the window. Changing hi focus from him to the annoying ookami who was about to the killed the dimwit and the buffoon. A small smirked played across the short apparitions face shaking his head vigorously trying to get the thought of her from his head. Wiping the smirk off his face before anyone noticed. Or so he thought.
I was looking at the planets with the telescope that I had received for Christmas. Along with listening to the sound irrupting from the temple from Sam's torture on the detective and his friend. A smile crept across my face.
"I better go check Sam and make sure Hiei doesn't kill her."
I mumbled to myself sighing. I stopped what I was doing and quickly headed for the temple. Only to find Sam tying Yusuke and Kuwabara to the evil chair and bringing Hiei to a rather violent twitch and of course Kurama was on the coach trying his hardest to read, but still smiling about the activities in the room.
"Sam stop! What did I do to deserve this?" screamed Yusuke from his prison.
"This is for leaving me in that evil chair and those demon ropes and letting Hiei knock me out. Now you shall feel the wrath of the evil chair and the demon ropes. Mwahaha..." Sam laughed crazily.
Watching Sam finish tying the boys to the chair. I noticed Kuwabara was crying and Yusuke was starting to beg for his life.
"Onna let the idiots go!" Hiei ordered starting to get pissed with how noisy it was getting.
Sam countered it, but in some what of a childish way though she had a good point, "You don't control me Hiei! So I don't have to listen to you."
"Onna...!"
Hiei glared at the ookami raising his voice. Sam stuck out her tongue at the fire demon. And within a second she was tackled to the ground by one pissed off fire demon.
"Hiei get off me! Kat help me!" Sam hollered.
"Onna...!" Hiei straddled Sam and sent her face first into the floor.
"Kat help me...!" Came Sam's muffled cry. I was to busy laughing at the demons to really pay attention.
"Kat help!" Came another muffled cry.
"Hey don't get me involved with your lovers quarrel."
"Hahaha... Them lovers... Oh My God that would be so funny. Hiei would die from Sam."
"I agree Urameshi. Hahaha..." Kuwabara declared.
"Detective you would do good to shut your mouth." Hiei growled.
"Hahaha... Hiei and Sam... Hahaha..." They didn't stop.
"Detective..." Hiei warned one last time. As I watched Yusuke's face turn blue from laughing, which was very funny to see, Hiei got off Sam's back and was heading towards the detective.
"Wait no Hiei I was kidding."
The screaming from Yusuke was rather overwhelming and hurting my sensitive ears.
"Yusuke, Hiei stop." I yelled. No matter how funny it was I wasn't going to have a headache over it. Both stopped in there tracks, Yusuke stared dumbfounded while Hiei glared.
"Onna why should I listen to you?" Hiei demanded
"Yeah, Kat. Why should I. Hell I hate you." Yusuke retorted. I was stunned by this comment. I knew Yusuke didn't care that much for me but I never realized he hated me with so much spite.
"Detective your a fool. Maybe even bigger than the one tied to you." I said spitefully for what he just said.
"Kat you're pushing your luck." Yusuke said coldly.
"I'm not scared of you and your little boy tactics." I declared smirking evilly.
"I'll kill you..." Yelled Yusuke as he lunged at me.
"Yusuke stop!" Screamed Sam from her sitting position on the floor. There where tears streaming down her face.
"Hn. Onna let them fight." Hiei said smirking amused with thoughts of what might happen.
"No..." Sam whispered while staring at the floor.
I approached Sam, she stood suddenly and mumbled something about seeing shinnies ….which really confused me, but Kurama came up behind me and grabbed me around my waist in a tight embrace. And dragged me away from Sam.
"What is wrong with you let me go!" I ordered trying to pull away from him.
"No! You'll just get hurt." He told me, but why would I listen to him.
"Kurama..." I said through gritted teeth. "Let me go!" finally getting away after kicking him in the crotch. I stood and grabbed a katana after realizing what the shiny thing Sam was talking about, a sword from Hiei.
"It's your turn for the comment a little bit ago." I smirked,
"Okay then come get me….I don't start the fights the men do….I finish the fights is all I do."
Yusuke and Kuwabara somehow got out of the ropes, and left the room in quite a hurry.
"That's telling him…." Sam proclaimed. Getting a confused look on her face, "Who do I cheer for?"
I couldn't help but smile at this, Sam could be so funny at times, but then at others she was straight forward, and concentrated,
"Well the saying goes ladies first, but then again I'm not exactly a young lady so I guess you start it off."
Hiei smirked putting up his sword, "Never mind you're not worth the time." I shrugged as Hiei turned his back to me, I pulled out a dagger and began playing around with it, and looking at it.
"I'm glad you see me as that." I stated walking out of the room, and outside. I sat down on the highest branch of a old oak playing with my dagger, Sam came out and sat under the tree.
"Need something Sam?" I asked looking out towards the sunset.
"Do you love Kurama?" My gaze jerked down to her at such a random question.
"Do I love Kurama?" I repeated to her. I saw the smirk the played across her lips,
"That's what I asked."
I shook my head looking back to the sunset,
"I don't love anyone….a life as a vampire…….you stay alone." I said. It was most definitely true for someone with a past like mine.
"That's so beautiful, but also bold faces lie." I raised an eyebrow and looked down at her.
"How would you know?"
Sam smiled, "I watch TV. Everyone needs love."
I shook my head, and looked away,
"I'm not part of every one." I looked away distant of everything remembering my past.
"Of course you are." Sam cried.
"No….trust me, if I was part of everyone….I wouldn't have been alone for the last few centuries." I was trying to keep some of my past away from all the people around me, and this was the only thing I could think of to tell her.
"And what am I chopped beef. I've been with you going on over a little than 450 years. I was just a pup compared to now, but I still believe it is true that everyone won't be alone forever." Sam said jumping up to my branch. I looked to her after the sunset,
"Well at least one of us believes……Let's go back inside and see what kind of mess they've made for me to clean up." I said patting Sam on the head. Like always she made this small little noise as I jumped out of the tree, but I still heard what she said.
"Don't worry you'll think it to one day……HEY WAIT FOR ME." She finally caught up to me making me smile.
I opened the door for her and she walked in. I then walked in after her and looked around to find the temple all neat and clean.
"WTF……..what happened to the temple? Where did my cds go?" I screamed slightly as I looked at the table where my cds were always.
"I swear who ever touched my cds is going to pay!" I declared pissed.
No one touched my cds….no one. My music is my music, and I love my music like I love my rose garden. My roses are like my children….thus the same with my cds.
"Wow, I can actually see the floor for once." Sam said amazed looking all around the room. As I got an anime vein I looked around thinking maybe one of the guys placed them near the TV or something, but they weren't,
"Where are those boys? Their heads are mine!"
"There's no sign of them….I don't like this it's creepy." She said softly as if she just saw something. I started to get the feeling someone was watching me from behind my back so I unsheathed my sword, and turned pretty fast placing my blade to…..Yusuke's neck. I smirked evilly still pissed.
"Where are my cds? NOW!"
Yusuke's face went pale, "Kurama took them and hid them….I tried to stop him!" Yusuke pleaded for his life.
Sam snickered at how Yusuke was acting.
"Where did he hide them?" I asked menacingly Yusuke, Kurama stepped in I guess you could say.
"I'll never tell." He said smiling. I looked at Kurama,
"Why do you want to lose your head?" I asked putting my sword away looking at Kurama.
"Follow me to your room." Kurama said walking down the hallway.
I'm not used to such responses, so I checked for all me hidden daggers first just to make sure nothing would happen that I couldn't take care of, before I followed Kurama. The thieving Kitsune lead me to my room, and opened my door,
"See we organized them." I looked all around upset they even thought about touching my music, and for entering my room without permission.
"Awww, how cute." Sam said as she stared into my room smirking at me.
"Why couldn't you leave them out there so I could listen to them on the stereo?" I asked glaring around scanning my room.
"We moved that too see." Kurama said pointing to the other side of my room. I looked to see the Stereo was indeed in my room.
"Kat, you should feel so loved." Sam said hugging herself smiling at me.
I was starting to get annoyed, not really with Sam and her comments, but with why people were messing with my things.
"Why is it people like messing with my things? First that evil bastard……..then you!" I turned on my heel and walked away from them and back outside.
Sam stopped hugging herself, slapping Kurama on the back of the head, then followed Kat outside.
"Well didn't I tell you it wouldn't work?" Hiei snickered.
Kat jumped in the one tree she was in earlier, and stood on a branch leaning against the trunk of the tree her arms crosses watching the moon trying to calm down. Hello again my dear friend…
Kat & Sam: R&R