Disclaimer: Inuyasha is already owned
A/N I'm baaaaack!
Ah, the question I knew that would come up, came up... is this like Rozefire's Dead Famous? To put it in yes and no – kind of. I mean, how many people haven't taken the popular meets unpopular and they fall in love plot? Mine will be different... I hope. I have 21 days worth of stuff to do... as the chapter titles will be called the day and what the main theme of the day is. So, if you're confused, email me or review a question, and I'll try to answer, though I don't do review responses very often... just look at Beautiful Stranger...I did, what, about twice!
I'm really tired because I just got back from an over night field trip canoeing... Very tiring. My muscles are sore...REALLY sore...
As many of, well, everybody reading fics, has noticed, asterisks (the star things) and the little up arrows people use in the smilies don't work. So, dashes and colons...uh...and other stuff has taken their place for now...so, until then...be prepared for boringishness stuff... ((Beta: That made great sense in a way.))
Hehe- after typing this for a while, I warn you of later language! Hehe! ((Beta: It's PG-13! What do you expect! Lol.))
Day 1 – The Arrival
Inuyasha was restless that night – er – morning. He just couldn't get to sleep, seeing as according to the rules of the contest, the girl would be arriving at his small household at 8 in the morning. Now it was 3 and the hanyou still hadn't fallen asleep.
"That creep... I told him to put a yes to a public school not some contest for a stupid girl!" Inuyasha mumbled some incoherent profanities as he rolled over. "He'll pay for this..."
"Inuyasha... hey...wake up..." Some said as they poked the sleeping...log?
.:snore:.
"WAKE UP!" The person yelled.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" Inuyasha shouted as he sprang up from his bed. Sunlight poured in the bedroom despite the gloomy attitude. "What the hell! ... MIROKU, WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"
The black haired teen smiled. "You're date will be her in ten minutes..."
Inuyasha groaned as he scratched the back of his head and muttered, "Don't remind me..."
"Aren't you going to do anything to get ready?"
The hanyou gave Miroku a sarcastic look. "What do you think!"
Miroku shrugged. "I would.."
"Yea, we all know you would." Inuyasha grumbled as he slipped out of bed. "Hey, why don't I make you a deal."
A mischievous smile crept across on Miroku's face. "Yes...?"
"I give this chick a try, and you buzz off!" Inuyasha said, the smirk from Miroku's face truned to a frown then an inwardly grinned.
"My intentions were honorable." The black haired boy said then left the room.
"Yea, whatever...perv..." The hanyou groaned getting up. As soon as he stepped into the small kitchen area, the doorbell rang. "Oh goody... the circus has arrived..." He muttered.
"I got it!" A voice yelled. A quiet, "Right this way.." followed by a thud could be heard for miles.
"Oi..." Miroku... Inuyasha walked out to the living room to see two women standing in the doorway. When the two giggled, Inuyasha realized he was standing in front of two girls half naked. This was not cool. "Be back in a sec. Miroku, hands off." The hanyou threatened.
"My, my. Going for her already. Such a quick learner!" Miroku teased sitting up on the ground with a rather large hand impression on his cheek. "So, who is this fair lady..." Miroku asked quickly getting to his feet and standing next to the all-famous Kagome Higurashi.
"I'm Kagome Higurashi, as you probably know. And this is my wonderful personal advisor, Sango!" Kagome said cheerfully. "Are you..." She girl glanced at Sango's small clipboard. "Inuyasha Yamasaki?"
"Well... that would –"
"Be me." Inuyasha cut in. By the way he sounded, he wanted to strangle himself for saying that right then and there.
"Glad to meet you!" Kagome said in an all too bubbly-like voice walking over to the freaked out hanyou. The whole time she shook his hand, the girl never stopped smiling –
even when Inuyasha gave her dirty looks.
"Well, Kagome, if you're acquainted, I'll tell them to bring your bags in. Alright?"
"Okee-dokee!" Kagome spoke. She clapped her hands once together and stopped to look around the small house. "This is where you live?" The girl asked a little less enthused than she previously sounded.
"Yup. Just me. By myself. With no one." Inuyasha said monotonously.
Strewn across the ground were several weeks worth of food and crap ((not that kind guys!)), mostly from the previous night's party, and clothes. Well, actually, pretty much anything you could think of was on the ground that had to do with a guy's house and/or room. The picture frames (all one of them o.0) were cock-eyed and crooked, the cushions to the couch didn't fit properly, the recliner was full of clothes from who knows how long ago, chips and their bags crunched on the ground as you walked. All you could say was "Right..."
Miroku watched the girl wander from corner to corner of the house. "Where will I sleep?" Kagome asked suddenly.
Inuyasha hadn't thought about that. "How about... nowhere." He said cruelly.
"What! How can you say that? I'm a guest!" Kagome spoke in a totally different tone than before. She spun on her heels and came practically face to face with the jerk that just back-talked her.
"I can do what I want. This is my house. I don't have to do anything. You decided to have your stupid little contest. You probably decided to pick me as your guest because who knows the hell why!" Inuyasha yelled. "So, you'll sleep no where. Go back to where ever the hell you came from and don't ever come back!" The hanyou yelled, turned on a dime and was in his room faster than a cheetah who was being chased by a bullet.
Kagome was near tears. "No one talks to me like that and gets away with it." she growled.
Inuyasha eyed the girl curiously at lunch. She just eyed the goop in front of her known as pizza and picked at it. "Why?" The hanyou asked suddenly.
The girl stopped for a second. "Huh? Why what?"
"Why did I get picked?"
Kagome looked puzzled. "I don't know. I don't pick the winners. It's a random thing, I guess. Why do you want to know?"
"Because I want to know how long exactly you can take it. You have three weeks of being here and doing what I do. Won't this be fun!" Inuyasha asked sarcastically.
Kagome moaned. "Three weeks of you... so much fun." She replied in the same manner. "Now, honestly, where will I sleep?" The girl asked standing up.
"Why? It's only twelve thirty?"
Kagome gave him a look of annoyance. "So I can put my stuff away!" She yelled.
"How much could you possibly have?" Inuyasha would soon regret asking that question. As soon as he walked in the living room, there was an entire corner, the whole couch and recliner, and half of the hallway filled with bags and boxes of Kagome's things. "DAMN GIRL! HOW MUCH STUFF DO YOU NEED!"
"Its three weeks isn't it!" Kagome yelled stepping in front of the aggravated hanyou.
Massaging his temples, Inuyasha pointed down the hall. "Follow me..." He said quietly.
Inuyasha showed Kagome the guestroom. It wasn't big, but it would work... for now... It was a small one-person bed with a rather tiny dresser. The closet wouldn't even hold half the stuff the girl had packed, so who knows where they would put it all...
snicker-
"I can't believe I let her use my room..." Inuyasha moaned. Now in his closet was the stupid wench's clothes and shoes, in half of his dresser was her make-up and such, and now, half (well, three-fourths) of the bathroom now belonged to a female.
"There! All better!" Kagome yelled from in the living room. She walked to where Inuyasha stood dumbfounded in the hallways looking at his so-called room. "It ain't so bad! I'm just surprised I got into doing this! I never clean back home!"
"No wonder! You have people do it for you! Lazy wench..."
"Excuse me!" Kagome yelped.
"YOU HEARD ME DAMMIT!" Inuyasha shouted. "I DON'T WANT YOU HERE AT ALL! SO YOU CAN JUST GO CRAWL UNDER YOUR BED AND DIE. DON'T PLAN ON ANY POLICE COMIN, BECAUSE I WON'T CALL. BYE!" Stepping inside his door, Inuyasha slammed it shut rather loudly. He leaned back against it and slid down. "I can't take it..."
Outside the door, Kagome leaned back against the solid piece of wood and slid down. "I can't take it..." She lazily lifted her hand and knocked quietly on the door. "Inuyasha-" she said like a drugged person.
No reply.
"Inuyasha, please, it's important, really."
"What!" A pissed voice shouted.
"I just wanted to let you know that tomorrow, we have to appear on a world-wide-broadcasted dinner together. So plan on pretending to be in love with me..." She said still sounding drugged.
.:other side of door:.
Inuyasha went wide-eyed and his jaw-dropped. "Oh man..."
"There will be people coming tonight and tomorrow morning to help explain what to do and stuff... okay?" Kagome said on the other side of the door.
"Noooooooo..." Inuyasha moaned.
"UGH! I can't stand you!" Kagome shouted and got up. She went to her room and slammed the door.
"Okay, if and when people ask you questions, how do you reply?"
"Uh... Like I know?"
Inuyasha had been practicing trying to talk like he knows what he's doing for the past hour.
"NO! Think... famous! Say it with me! FAMOUS!"
"Look, Sango, my cow just died..." Inuyasha said real depressed like.
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" She spoke. But whether it was sarcastic or not was hard to tell.
"SO I DON'T NEED YOUR BULL!"
"Inuyasha please! Just a few more times?" The girl pleaded.
"Ugh... Fine. No more than a half an hour." Inuyasha sat back down.
"Now, what's it like to get to spend a whole three weeks with the all famous Kagome Higurashi?"
"It's the greatest thing that's ever happened!" Inuyasha lied through gritted teeth, though it sounded natural (!). "I know I'm the envy of a lot of guys right now, but I guess lady luck was on my side!" He even added a real smile, but later claims it was entirely fake.
"So? Good bad? Did I pass?"
"That was really good – for a beginner!" Sango joked. "I'm kidding. That was excellent! Keep this up and you'll have that girl wrapped around your finger!" She got up and grabbed the clipboard that she carried with her and headed to the front door. "I'll be back tomorrow. Be ready!"
"Yea, right..." The hanyou mumbled.
"Bye Sango!" Kagome yelled coming out of her room.
"Bye Kagome! Have fun!" The exiting girl yelled.
"...If only you knew..." Kagome mumbled. "So. It's 10:30. What do we do?"
"You can go to bed. I got some TV to watch tonight. And in the morning, I got work to attend to. So don't even think of making me get up early, got it?"
"Fine! You don't have to go all pissy with it!" Kagome shouted.
"Oh, I'm sorry... FAGome!" The hanyou yelled, adding and emphasis on the beginning syllables.
"Oh, yea! DOG BOY!"
"...what'd you call me?"
"YOU HEARD ME! DOG BOY!"
"Bitch!" Inuyasha yelled slamming his door again.
"Oh look, the little puppy is sad. Maybe his master did sumptin bad to him... Oh, boo-frickity-who!" Kagome shouted heading to her room again.
"Annoying brat!"
"Arrogant bastard!"
"Lazy wench!"
"Mutt face!"
"...what'd you call me!" Inuyasha asked opening his door and heading to Kagome's.
"Oh, you're right, that would be an insult to the canine breeds. YOUR FACE LOOKS MUCH WORSE!"
"Well, the zoo just called just awhile ago. The baboons want their asses back, so you'll have to get a new face..."
Kagome was steamed. "BUZZ OFF!"
"I DON'T HAVE TO! I happen to LIVE HERE!"
"I don't have a choice! And if I could leave, I would!"
"You're just another splinter in my ass, as I slide down the banister of life!" Inuyasha turned back to his room.
"Take that back!" Kagome shouted.
"No. Dumbass."
"Ah! There's no I in dumbass but there is a U!" Kagome quickly spat back.
"Does your face hurt! Cause it's killing me!"
"You're so fat that when you're hungry, the elephants hide!"
"I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich!"
"Hey, look on the bright side! Not everyone hates you as much as I do!"
"If God made all things beautiful, then who made YOU!"
The two went at it for several more minutes. Finally, the last artillery was fired, ending with Kagome: "Well, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to raise my middle finger and say, BITE ME!"
Lastly, by Inuyasha, "Why don't you slip your self into something more comfortably, like maybe, a coma!"
"HMPH!"
"Wench..."
2 sets of doors slam-
"You haven't seen the last of me..." Inuyasha said as he turned over in his bed.
And Kagome: "It ain't over till I see the white flag waving..."
A/N: phew! That was a fun chapter! Wee! Like my insults... -cheesy grin- I got plenty more! ((Beta: I loved them! My stomach hurts like hell from laughing so hard!)) Don't worry! wink since the stupid new system at doesn't work...
Otay! Uh...ok! Bai for now!
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