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A/N: Thanks to everyone for leaving me a review, it really made my day. I'm not exactly sure how long this story is going to be, but here's another chapter for you guys.
Chapter 2
Eric and Donna are sitting in the basement making out. Fez is sitting in the lawn chair with a perverted grin on his face.
Fez: I love it when you do that.
Eric and Donna look at him funny and start making out again. After a few minutes Hyde and Jackie walk in, Hyde has his arm around Jackie's waist and she is giggling at something he is saying. Fez looks at them in horror.
Fez: What are you two doing?
Eric and Donna look up at Fez's comment, their mouths open in shock when they see Hyde and Jackie.
Eric: Hyde you're arm is around the devil! Why is your arm around the devil? Does she have you in some kind of thrall?
Jackie: (Looking at Eric with a glare) Shut your pie-hole Forman!
Hyde gives her a proud smile, Donna and Fez laugh, and Eric is still in disbelief.
Donna: Ok, seriously guys. What's going on between you two?
Jackie: We went to the mall.
Eric: (Almost hyperventilating) The mall? You went to the mall? (He marches up to Hyde) Who are you and what have you done with Hyde?
Hyde: It's still me, you moron! Jackie and I went to the Sizzler, then she dragged me to the mall.
Jackie: (offended) Hey! I bought you boots! Nice boots.
Hyde: Yes you did. (He puts his mouth next to her ear and says seductively) But I like what you gave me in the car better.
Jackie blushes.
Donna: What is going on?
Jackie: (happily) Steven and I are dating.
Eric: D-d-dating? Donna I think I'm gonna faint.
Hyde: Relax Erica. Me and Jackie are dating. So what?
Jackie: Yeah, why do you care what we do Eric?
Eric: Because you're breaking up the band Yoko!
Fez: Oh Kelso is going to be so angry.
Eric smiles and Donna looks nervous.
Eric: Oh I get it. This is just a really detailed burn.
Jackie: It is not a burn you idiot! (She turns to Hyde) Right?
Hyde: No it's not, well it will be, but that's not why we're going out.
Jackie: Aww Steven. (She gently kisses him and the two start kissing passionately)
Eric/Donna: Eww!
Fez: Oh, that is sexy.
Eric: Ok you can seriously stop doing that now.
Jackie and Hyde stop kissing. Jackie is smiling and Hyde glares at Eric.
Donna: Ok you two sit down and tell me how this happened.
Jackie sat on the couch next to Donna, and Hyde at in his chair.
Jackie: Well we went to the Sizzler and…
Jackie told them most of what happened leaving out the fact that she cried and her persuasive tactics to get Hyde to go out with her. Hyde sat there with a smirk on his face the whole time.
Donna: Wow umm ok.
Eric: This is just creepy and unnatural.
Fez: I think it is sexy. Forbidden passion, it must be very hot. I wish it was me. Why not me?
At that moment Kelso ran into the basement.
Kelso: Jackie, baby I love you.
Jackie: (groaning) Michael I don't want to talk to you.
Kelso: I know that's why I wrote this song for you. (strums the guitar and sings)
"Jackie please take me backie
I'll get the knack see…"
Jackie: Michael stop, please stop.
Fez: I agree you suck.
Kelso looks sad. Jackie looks at Donna.
Jackie: Donna can we leave now?
Donna: (giggling) Yeah, sure.
Jackie turns to Hyde.
Jackie: Pick me up at Donna's at six? Please?
Hyde: Sure doll.
She squeals and throws her arms around Hyde and pulls him in for a kiss.
Kelso: Ahh! ( his face is completely shocked)
The two girls leave. Hyde is sitting in his chair with walking Jackie leave with a grin on his face.
Hyde: Isn't she nice? (puts his boots on the table) You guys like my new boots?
Fez: Ah burn!
Cut to Donna's house. Jackie has told Donna about her afternoon with Hyde.
Donna: You straddled him? He told you he'd be your boyfriend?
Jackie: (excitedly) Yeah isn't it great?
Donna: No! That's gross. That's creepy. That…actually works?
Jackie: It did for Steven.
Donna: Hyde dating a cheerleader. Hyde dating anyone. How strange is that.
Jackie: Donna. I'm really nervous. I really like Steven. What should I do tonight?
Donna: Don't listen to any disco. That includes ABBA. Also, don't talk about unicorns, cheerleading, or Kelso.
Jackie: So what can I talk about it?
Donna: Uhhh… Umm…. I don't know. Hyde's not really a big talker.
Jackie: Yeah, either he comforted me or he was kissing me. This is gonna be the best date ever!
Donna: This is too weird.
Jackie: Oh shut up lumberjack you're just jealous because you date Eric!
Donna: Whatever Jackie. You want a pop? (Jackie nods her head and Donna gets up to get a drink.)
Jackie: Hey Donna? (in a sincere tone) Thanks.
Donna: You're welcome.
Meanwhile in the basement…
Kelso: Hyde!
Hyde: Yes?
Kelso: I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kelso lunges for Hyde. Hyde easily throws him into the freezer, hitting his face on the edge.
Kelso: Oww my eye! Damn Hyde!
Hyde: Moron!
Kelso: How could you take my girl Hyde?
Hyde: You cheated on her man,a lot, and you weren't smart enough to keep her from finding out. Besides (he smirks remembering everything Jackie told him) she came to me not the other way around.
Eric: (stepping in between the two of them) Kelso you need to calm down, or else Hyde is going to kick your ass. Now why don't we all just calm down.
Cut to circle.
Hyde: (smiling) Good job Forman.
Kelso: (laughing) Yeah I love calming down.
Fez: So does this mean you two are not going to fight? It's funny when Kelso gets hurt.
Hyde: Yeah it is.
Eric: Yeah, but you guys shouldn't be fighting. It's like Han Solo fighting with Chewbacca over Darth Vader, it's just wrong.
Fez: But Han Solo and Chewy were not making out with Darth Vader. Or touching his naughty parts.
Hyde: Forman stop with the Star Wars already, and did you just compare me to Chewbacca?
Kelso: Of course he did. I'm obviously Han with my good looks.
Fez: Yes you are very pretty my friend.
Kelso: Thanks little buddy.
Hyde: (shakes his head) Well guys I'm going to go pick up Darth Vader and make out with her. (He smirks) And touch her naughty parts.
Kelso: (horrified) Uhh! (thinking about it) Oh that's a good burn.
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