Chapter 7
The Basement
Hyde, Eric, Kelso, and Fez are watching Batman.
Fez: Oh, don't put Batman in the clam of death, Riddler. That's just gonna make him mad. God, you're stupid.
Eric: Fez, for the last time, the Riddler can't hear you.
Fez: Riddle me this, Riddler. When Batman escapes from the clam of death...who will kick your riddle-telling ass in?
Eric: Hey, Fez. Riddle me this (he hits him on his arm)
Fez: Then riddle me this (he wets his finger and puts it in Eric's ear)
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, only if you riddle me this (he pinches Fez' nipple)
Fez: Ow! Riddle me this, you son of a bitch! (he jumps on Eric)
Jackie (storming in): Oh, my God! Guess what!
Eric : (dramatically) Stop! Fez! This could be important! (he slaps him in the face)
Jackie: You guys, the Roller Disco Doo-dah is coming to Kenosha next Friday!
Hyde: Oh, my God! Guess what! ( blows raspberry)
Jackie: See, now, that's the kind of thing the judges really frown upon during competition, Steven.
Hyde: Excuse me?
Jackie: We're gonna be partners! (he gives her a blank look) Skating partners.
Hyde: Hey, how about instead, you hit me in the face with a wrench, and I black out?
Jackie: Steven as my boyfriend you are the most obvious choice as my skating partner. Don't you want to make me happy?
Hyde: (smirking) I make you happy every night babe.
Jackie: Steven, that is different.
Hyde: Jackie you know I hate disco. How about you make me happy and we don't roller disco.
Jackie: Fine Steven you don't have to be my partner, but I'm still going to enter the contest.
Kelso: All right. Jackie, what do you say...you and me, roller disco? I mean, we used to have some good moves, you know, like, when we did it...so it would be like that...except for with lights and skates.
Hyde punches Kelso in the arm.
Jackie: Okay. Um, first of all, you make me sick. Okay? Second, you're lame, and you make me sick. Third, you make me sick, and any one of these guys would be a better partner than you, even Fez.
Fez: Really? Then I am in.
Jackie: Um, no, I didn't really mean it, Fez.
Fez: Oh, then I am out. Damn it. Let me in.
Hyde: Jackie, Fez can dance pretty well, remember when you two danced at the disco when it first opened?
Jackie: Oh yeah. Fez, you're in.
Fez: Yeah Fez! Let's practice woman!
The Basement the Next Day
Kelso is pacing and Donna is watching TV
Kelso: I don't get Jackie, first she chooses Hyde over me, and then she chooses Fez as her dance partner. I have the three things that women want I'm hot and I'm smart.
Donna: That's two things.
Kelso: Uh-uh hot counts twice.
Donna: It's just stupid roller disco why do you care?
Kelso: You're right it's stupid. Thanks for being a good friend Donna.
Donna: Besides after the competition she's just gonna go and celebrate with Hyde, and they'll have lots of celebratory sex.
Kelso: Now you're being a bad friend Donna.
Two Days Later at the Roller Disco Competition
Donna, Kelso, and Hyde are sitting watching the competition
Hyde: I can't believe I'm here watching this crap.
Donna: I think it's sweet you watching her.
Hyde: Get bent. I'm just making sure no one touches her.
Donna: Sure. Jackie and Fez are up next.
Kelso: (standing up yelling) Hey the next contestants are cheaters. The brown guys a robot!
Hyde: Sit down you moron!
Man on P.A. : Ladies and gentleman...welcome to the rink our last contestants of the evening-from Point Place, Wisconsin, Jackie Burkhart and, uh...Jackie Burkhart's Partner.!
Kelso: Boo!
Hyde punches his arm, and Jackie and Fez start their routine.
Donna: Wow, they're amazing.
Kelso: Did you see that? Fez just tripped.
Hyde: No he didn't.
Kelso: This calls for my secret weapon.
He pulls out a marble.
Hyde: Kelso if you do anything to ruin their chances of winning, and me getting any tonight I will kick your ass and make it hurt more than any time in your life.
Kelso cowers in his seat, clearly frightened.
Jackie and Fez finish their routine and the crowd cheers. Fez and Jackie skate over to the gang.
Donna: Oh my God. You guys were awesome.
Kelso: You were ok. I noticed some mistakes, especially from Fez.
Fez: Shut up, the scores are about to be announced.
Man on P.A.: The winners of Kennosha's Annual Roller Disco Doo-Dah are Jackie Burkhart and her partner!
Donna and Jackie: Oh my God!
Jackie hugs Fez, then turns to Hyde and kisses him.
Hyde: You did it doll.
Jackie: Thank you for being a great partner Fez!
A man brings them champagne.
Jackie: Yay champagne!
Kelso: Yaay! (he rubs Jackie's back)
Jackie: No touching! You booed us the whole time.
Kelso: So?
Jackie: We have to take pictures and I told Fez I'd buy him dinner, we'll meet you guys in the basement later. (looking at Hyde) Ok?
Hyde: That's cool.
Hyde kisses her and leaves with Donna and Kelso.
The Basement a Little While Later
Eric, Donna, Hyde, and Kelso are in the Circle
Eric: So Red got off for firing Earl cuz they realized what an idiot he was. How was roller disco?
Donna: Jackie and Fez won. They were awesome.
Kelso: They were ok.
Hyde: They won, so Jackie is happy. (smirking) Which in turn means I will be happy. As soon as Fez gets done eating and they get back here.
Eric: You're not worried man?
Hyde: Over Fez, get bent.
Donna: Not that Fez won't try but Jackie won't let him do anything.
Hyde: Exactly. Besides I'll kick his ass if he tries anything.
Eric: Yeah, it's funny when you do that.
Hyde: Yeah. (after a minute no one says anything) You know there's this car that runs on water man.
Everyone throws things at him.
Jackie's Car in the Hub Parking Lot
Jackie and Fez are sitting in her car, Jackie is drunk.
Jackie: Oh my God, I love champagne!
Fez: I see, you drank the entire bottle and left none for Fez.
Jackie: Sorry Fez, but it was so good.
Fez: Oh I cannot stay mad at you. You bought me dinner and lots of candy.
Jackie: Fez, do you want to know a secret? Champagne makes me really horny. (She giggles)
Fez: Well alright then.
Fez: (thinking to himself) If I even touch Jackie Hyde will kill me.
Jackie: Fez, guess what? I'm in love. I love Steven! Isn't that great?
Fez: That is wonderful. Let's get you back to him.
Jackie: Thanks Fez. (they hug)
The Basement 15 Minutes Later
Hyde: Where the hell are they man?
Eric: What are you talking about?
Hyde: Nothing.
Kelso: Are you worried about Jackie, Hyde?
Hyde: No.
The basement door opens and Fez walks in helping Jackie walk.
Jackie: Hey guys!
Hyde: Fez what the hell?
Fez: It is not my fault, she took the champagne from me and when I tried to take it back she pinched me.
Hyde: She drank the whole bottle?
Fez: Yes.
Hyde punches Fez in the arm.
Fez: Ai.
Jackie: Steven. I'm only a little drunk. I'm not crazy drunk like you.
Hyde: Jackie shut your pie hole!
Jackie walks over to Hyde and wraps her arm around Hyde and kisses his neck.
Jackie: Come on baby, don't be mad at me or Fez, it's not his fault.
She kisses him.
Hyde: Fine.
Jackie: Steven, don't you wanna celebrate with me?
Hyde: (smiling) Celebrate how?
Jackie: I'll let you do that thing you wanted to do last night.
Hyde: (smirking) Which one?
Jackie: (smiling, still drunk) The one where I let you tie me to the big bed in the guest room at my house.
Donna, Eric, and Kelso are completely appalled at Jackie's statement. Fez has his trademark perverted smile on his face.
Hyde: (smiling even bigger than before) Let's go baby.
He turns to face the rest of the gang.
Hyde: Good night everybody, I'll be at Jackie's for the night if you need me. Forman if Red or your mom ask where I am I'm at Fez's. Fez go home.
Hyde and Jackie quickly leave the basement.
Fez: (sarcastically) Have lots of fun with your kinky sex you son of a bitch. (looking up) Why not me?
Kelso: Jackie and I never did anything kinky like that.
Fez: Maybe because she did not really love you and she loves Hyde.
Donna: Fez what are you talking about?
Fez: Jackie told me she was in love with Hyde. I'm guessing he does not know though.
Donna: Oh my God Jackie loves Hyde.
Eric: I think Hyde might..no. He doesn't love Jackie. (looking at the gang) Does he?
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