A/N: Thanks for the reviews. I'm glad people are still interested in this story. I'm trying to get a few chapters out before I go on vacation, so lots of updates soon!
Chapter 8
Eric's Bedroom
Eric: Hey, Donna. What's wrong?
Donna: Eric, you can't just ignore my ideas.
Eric: Oh. Donna. You'll get the same "A" I get. Relax, baby.
Donna: Eric, I can't relax 'cause you're wrong, and I'm right.
Eric: Okay. Okay. I think we need to clear our heads with a nice study break.
Donna: Eric, knock it off. I'm not in the mood for a stupid study break.
Eric: What? Why? Because I disagree with you?
Donna: It has nothing to do with that.
Eric: Really, Donna? Because up until now, we were going at it like rabbits who had just gotten out of prison.
Donna: Well, that's over.
Eric: Wait. So what are you saying? You're gonna hold out on me until I agree with you? Because that's not gonna work, Donna.
Donna: First of all, I'm not holding out on you. And second of all, if I did, it would so work.
Eric: Okay, well, you know what? I think that is what you're doing. So try this dress on for size! I'm cutting you off! Yeah!
Donna: Is that supposed to be a threat?
Eric: Supposed to be. Yeah.
Donna: Okay. If you wanna do this, we'll do this. But you're gonna cave, and I'm gonna laugh. Yeah! (she leaves)
The Basement
Fez is on the couch, Jackie is sitting on Hyde's lap in his chair, watching TV. Kelso comes bursting in.
Kelso: Guys guess what? I just saw a UFO!
Hyde: What an unbelievable coincidence. I was just telling everyone how dumb you are!
Kelso: Okay. No. So I'm out in the field, right? And there it was. It was in the air, and it had lights, and it was, like (he makes a whirring noise)
Fez: That's a U.F.O., all right.
Hyde: Hang on, Fez. Kelso. Remember that time you thought you saw the Abominable Snowman?
Kelso: Yeah.
Hyde: Do you remember what it turned out to be?
Kelso: Just a regular snowman. Guys, come on. Let's go out to the field. It could come back.
Hyde: You think I got nothing better to do than stand in a field freezing my 'nads off?
Fez: Hey, who wants to help me connect the dots?
Jackie: Or you could (she whispers in Hyde's ear)
Hyde: (smiling, pulling Jackie to his room) Bye guys!
Kelso: Damn! (a beat) So Fez you wanna check out this UFO with me?
Fez: Ok.
They Exit.
The next day, Eric is talking with Hyde in the basement and Jackie is talking with Donna on the porch.
Jackie: Donna is there something you want to talk about?
Hyde: Oh, crap. Do you need to talk about something?
Donna & Eric: Can you keep a secret?
Jackie: Not really.
Hyde: Yeah. Unless I can burn you with it later.
Donna: I'm holding out on Eric.
Eric: I'm holding out on Donna.
Jackie: Donna, that's great!
Hyde: Forman, that's hysterical.
Jackie & Hyde: So, how long has it been?
Donna & Eric: Three of the longest days of my life. Maybe I should just cave.
Jackie & Hyde: No!
Hyde: Hey, if you cave, she owns you.
Jackie: When he caves, you own him.
Eric: Yeah, but there's no way she wants it as bad as I do.
Hyde: Can you blame her?
Donna: I think I want it more than Eric.
Jackie: Eww. Why?
Hyde: Forman, sex is how women control men.
Jackie: Donna, sex is how we control men. If they ever find out we want it too we'll never get jewelry again.
Hyde: Secretly, I believe they like it as much as we do.
Eric: Oh. You and your crazy conspiracies.
The Basement Two Hours Later
Hyde is sitting in his chair and Jackie is sitting on the couch doing her nails.
Jackie: So Donna is holding out on Eric. That is priceless.
Hyde: It'll be more priceless when Donna caves.
Jackie: (looking up shocked) Donna? Please Eric is so going to cave.
Hyde: No he won't. He isn't very strong, but he does have will power.
Jackie: Please Eric won't last another day.
Hyde: Donna is begging for it.
Jackie: Are you kidding? It's Eric for crying out loud.
Hyde: True, but he'll be fine, he's got two hands.
Jackie: (horrified) Eww!
Hyde laughs.
Hyde: Can we please stop talking about Forman and Donna's sex life now?
Jackie: Well what do you want to talk about?
Hyde: I have better for uses for your mouth.
Jackie: (blushing) Steven! God is that all you care about?
Hyde: (smirking) No, but is a big part of our relationship.
Jackie: Lately it's been the only part of our relationship.
Hyde: You've never complained. In fact I believe your exact words were "Oh God, Yes Steven, More, Harder, Yes Yes Yes."
Jackie: (embarrassed) Steven!
Hyde: With a little more of a moan.
Jackie is now really pissed off.
Jackie: Fine you wanna reminisce about our sex life? That's all you're going to be doing!
Hyde: Jackie what are you talking about?
Jackie: I'm cutting you off!
She storms out incredibly angry.
Hyde: Crap!
The Basement the Next Day
Fez, Kelso, Hyde, and Eric are all sitting in The Circle
Hyde: Forman I ought to kick your ass for cutting off Donna.
Eric: Why do you care Hyde? I'm the one suffering here!
Hyde: Because Jackie got it in her head that it was a good idea, and now she cut me off.
Kelso: (laughing) BURN!
Fez: What is the big deal? I have been cut off from sex my entire life and I am fine.
Eric: First of all, you're not fine. You're a candy-obsessed pervert that is always complaining about never getting any. Secondly, I had some with Donna. And it was good.
Hyde: Forman, stop whining. You and Donna did it like what once a week? Twice a week maybe?
Eric: Yeah, and it was consistent damn it. It's been almost a week, and an entire weekend.
Hyde: Forman, shut up. I'm used to getting it everyday, more than one round a day, and sometimes some lunch time happiness, so shut your pie hole!
Kelso: (shocked) You and Jackie do it that much? If Jackie and I had done it that much we'd still be together.
Hyde looks pissed and punches Kelso on the arm.
Kelso: Damn Hyde!
Hyde: I'm not in the mood for you to talk about my girlfriend.
Fez: Guys you'll be fine. Here have some candy.
Eric: Candy?
Hyde: Candy?
Kelso: Candy?
Fez: (to Kelso) Not for you, you son of a bitch!
Donna's Bedroom Same Time
Jackie and Donna are having a circle
Jackie: Donna I cut Steven off.
Donna: That's great Jackie. We are strong independent women who don't need men!
Jackie: If Steven and I don't do it soon I'm gonna burst!
Donna: Jackie what about us controlling men?
Jackie: Donna, Steven is just amazing. Words cannot describe how good he is.
Donna: Eww.
Jackie: Donna what are we going to do?
Donna: We are not going to cave. We are going to make them cave!
Jackie: Yeah! (a beat) How do we do that?
Donna: I don't know.
The Basement the Next Day
Hyde is sitting in his chair. He looks extremely aggravated. Eric is on the couch with Fez. Kelso comes through the door.
Kelso: Hey guys, I felt bad for you guys since you're not getting any so I got you guys something.
He gives a bag to Eric and a book to Hyde.
Eric: That's really nice of you Kelso. (opening the bag) Condoms. Thank you.
Hyde: Kelso I don't need the Kama Sutra.
Eric: Why did you get us sex stuff?
Kelso: Because it was a good burn. BURN!
Eric: If my arm had any feeling in it, I'd hit you.
Kelso: Hyde try page 102, Laurie liked that page.
Hyde: (looking in the book) I've already done that with Jackie. (turning the pages) And that. And that. And that.
Kelso: Damn Hyde!
Hyde: (smirking) Yeah, I'm the king.
Donna and Jackie come in. Donna is wearing a low cut red shirt and tight jeans. Jackie is wearing her cheerleading uniform. Eric and Hyde look lustfully at the two girls.
Donna: Hey guys. What's up?
Hyde: Not much. What's up with you two?
Jackie: Nothing.
Donna: Eric, we should go finish our history project.
Eric: Yes we do. Everything's in my room.
Donna: Alright.
They exit.
Kelso: You look great in your uniform Jackie.
Jackie: I look great in everything Michael. Now stop gawking at me! (a beat) You too Fez!
Hyde: Kelso weren't you going to look for that UFO again tonight?
Kelso: (excitedly) Yeah Fez let's go!
Fez: I want to stay and watch their sexual tension.
Hyde punches Fez in the arm again.
Fez: Ai. Ok Kelso let's go.
They exit.
Jackie: How are you today Steven?
Hyde: Fine. You?
Jackie: I'm ok, but cheerleading practice was so long. We have this new routine we're doing for this week's pep rally and I swear no one was getting it. I mean how hard is it to do this?
Jackie gets off the couch and dances sexily in front of Hyde. She turns her back to Hyde, and bends all the way over and comes up swaying her hips. She turns back to him, smiles, and finishes up with a split. Hyde's whole body is clenched.
Hyde: (tightly) Jackie where is that thing you wear underneath your uniform?
Jackie: Oh you mean my bloomers?
Hyde: Yeah.
Jackie: I took them off before I came over.
Hyde: Why?
Jackie: They were too confining. That's why I took my bra off.
Hyde: (voice cracking) You're not wearing a bra either?
Jackie: (smiling) Nope.
Hyde: Whatever.
Jackie: What are you reading?
Hyde: A book Kelso gave me.
Jackie: Michael gave you a book?
Hyde: Well he gave me the Kama Sutra, but I'm trying to find something we haven't done.
Jackie: (blushing) Can I see it?
Hyde gives her the book and Jackie flips through it. She stops flipping and smirks.
Jackie: (holding up the book) We haven't done this one. It looks fun, don't you think?
Hyde's mouth is open in shock.
Hyde: You want to do that?
Jackie: Yeah. Why not? You know if I had a caring boyfriend.
Hyde: So you wanna try it?
Jackie: Don't you?
Hyde doesn't say anything. He picks her up and kisses her hard. She doesn't respond, she just smiles at him. He carries her back to his room and throws her on the bed.
Jackie: Steven?
Hyde: Damn it woman you win!
Jackie: Thank God! I don't think I would have lasted another minute.
Hyde: Yeah, I'm the king.
Jackie grabs Hyde and pulls him to her.
The Basement the Next Day
Eric, Donna, and Fez are sitting on the couch. Kelso is in the lawn chair, and Jackie is in Hyde's lap in his chair. Eric and Donna are making out and Jackie is cuddled in Hyde's shoulder.
Kelso: What's going on with you guys?
Eric and Donna: We caved.
Jackie: Steven is the king.
Hyde sits in his chair and smirks.
Fez: They're not cut off anymore. This is not as funny. Kelso let's go to The Hub.
Kelso: Ok.
They exit.
Donna whispers something in Eric's ear.
Eric: Ok. Bye guys.
Eric and Donna run up the stairs.
Jackie: Eww.
Hyde: Yeah. (seriously) Jackie don't ever do that to me again.
Jackie: I'm sorry. I just needed to know that you really liked me.
Hyde: Why did you think I didn't?
Jackie: Andrew Smith and Kyle Scott were saying that you were only with me because I put out.
Hyde clenched in anger.
Jackie: I needed to make sure they were wrong.
Hyde: Those guys are always wrong. You should know that by now.
Jackie: I know that now I just, I don't know. I needed to know that there was nothing wrong with me. That you'd still want me.
Hyde: (sighing) Jackie, if you repeat this to anyone I will completely deny it but I like you. I care about you. Ok?
Jackie: Aww Steven. (smirking) You like me.
Hyde: Shut your pie hole!
Hyde grabs her and kisses her.
Point Place High School Parking Lot the Next Day
Eric, Donna, Kelso, Hyde, and Fez are leaning against the Vista Cruiser.
Jackie comes toward them smiling.
Hyde: Hey.
Jackie: Steven, did you beat up Andrew and Kyle?
Hyde: A little.
Jackie: Oh Steven.
Jackie grabbed Hyde and kissed him deeply.
Eric: Alright let's go. Seriously guys that's enough.
Jackie and Steven ignore him and continue kissing.
A/N: Yeah it's OOC, but it'll be ok.