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Chapter 10
Fez, Eric, and Donna are on the couch and Hyde walks in the basement with Jackie.
Hyde: Hey. What are you guys up to?
Donna: We're spending the weekend at a hotel.
Hyde: What, car sex isn't good enough anymore?
Fez: I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Donna: I have to get out of town. Ever since my dad lost the store he just shuffles around in a not-completely-closed bathrobe. It's really depressing.
Hyde: (reading leaflet) "The Wisconsin Dells' most romantic hideaway. Hunters and truckers always welcome." That's nice.
Donna: Sounds awesome. I'm gonna go pack.
Jackie: Steven, how come we never go out of town?
Hyde: Because we have your entire house to ourselves for a good portion of the time. Speaking of, Forman if you're going to be gone all weekend, Jackie why don't we have a weekend at your house?
Jackie: Steven, that would be great, but my parents came home last night so we can't.
Hyde: Damn it. Your parents hate me.
Jackie: They've never met you.
Hyde: The fact that they came home when I could have spent the entire weekend with you means they hate me.
Jackie: Whatever.
Kelso comes in as Donna leaves.
Kelso: You guys. The weirdest thing just happened with Pam Macy.
Hyde: Kelso, man, she'll do that with any guy standing in front of her.
Kelso: Okay. So, I'm making out with Pam in the orchestra pit and everything is progressing like normal until...
Fez: What?
Kelso: You know the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls.
Fez: Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor?
Kelso: No. Okay. Let me put it this way. The buffer wouldn't buff.
Fez: Poor Mr. Cooper.
Hyde: No, Fez. I think what he's trying to say is the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat.
Eric: The weasel wouldn't pop.
Hyde: The alphabet soup never spelled "go."
Kelso: Okay! All right! Enough!
Eric: Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people but they never raised a barn.
Jackie: Good burn Eric.
Eric: Hey. It just came to me.
Fez: Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants.
Kelso: Okay! You guys, this is not funny! This is, like, a nightmare.
Fez: Yes. Eric, stop teasing. Kelso, I want you to know that I feel bad for you and that I am sorry YOU ARE NOT A MAN!
Jackie: It's ok Michael, it happens to lots of guys.
Hyde: Except for me.
Jackie: Well of course it never happened to you. It's ok Michael don't take it so hard, opps. Sorry.
Kelso: Damn Jackie!
Kelso storms out of the basement.
Eric: Jackie that was a great burn.
Hyde: You're coming along nicely.
Hyde and Jackie make out.
Hyde's Bedroom an Hour Later
Hyde is on top of Jackie kissing her on his bed. Jackie pulls away from Hyde.
Jackie: Steven the Formans are home, we can't do this.
Hyde: Yeah I know. I hate your parents.
Jackie: Well why don't we go somewhere.
Hyde: I could drive the El Camino up to Mt. Hump.
Jackie: Steven, we always go to Mt. Hump. Can't we go somewhere else? Somewhere with a bed?
Hyde: Car sex isn't good enough anymore?
Jackie: Steven, can't we go on a romantic weekend?
Hyde: No. That's not me.
Jackie: You took me on a picnic.
Hyde: Then we went to your house.
Jackie: What do you think we would do all weekend?
Hyde thinks about it.
Hyde: It could be fun.
Jackie smiles in triumph.
Jackie: Oh Steven!
She pulls him down to her and kisses him passionately. Jackie smirks and pulls out a bag.
Jackie: Steven I got up a present.
Hyde: (sighing) Jackie I told you I don't like prese…
Hyde is cut off when he pulls out his present. He has a shocked expression on his face.
Hyde: (shocked) Jackie. You got me…handcuffs?
Jackie: Yeah. Do you like it?
Hyde pulls her to him into a hard kiss.
Hyde: Go home. Pack a bag. I'll be there in an hour.
Jackie: Where are we going?
Hyde: We're going out of town. For the weekend.
Jackie: Oh Steven. We can go dancing, and to romantic restaurants.
Hyde: I don't think so. You are not leaving the bed all weekend.
Jackie: Oh Steven.
She kisses him again.
Hyde: One hour. Go!
Jackie runs out of the basement.
Forman Kitchen 20 Minutes Later
Kitty, Red, and Hyde are in the kitchen
Kitty: So Steven do you have any plans for tonight.
Hyde: Well, I get to work at the Foto Hut, and then go spend the night at Leo's and take care of his dog.
Red: What are you talking about?
Hyde: Leo's going out of town with his girlfriend and he asked me to house sit and take care of his dog.
Red: Are you planning a party?
Hyde: No, I have no money to get beer.
Red: Is that loud girl coming to meet you?
Hyde: No, her parents are home, and she refuses to go near Leo's house because he's a dirty hippie.
Red: (smiling) Well at least she's not a dumbass.
Kitty: Well come over if you want food, and have a good weekend.
Hyde: Thanks Mrs. Forman.
Hyde exits through the sliding glass door.
Hyde: (to himself) That was too easy.
Kitty: Well Red, Eric is with Fez, Steven is house sitting, and Laurie's gone. We have the house to ourselves for the entire weekend. What do you want to do?
Red says nothing and the two of them run upstairs.
The El Camino an hour later
Hyde is driving and Jackie is sitting close to him on the bench seat.
Hyde: So your parents let you out of the house for the entire weekend?
Jackie: Mmhmm, I just told them I was going out of town with my incredibly hot boyfriend and I wouldn't leave the bed all weekend.
Hyde: You told them that?
Jackie: No, I told them there was an out of town basketball game and I'd be back on Sunday.
Hyde: Oh.
Jackie: Steven, I'm so excited! This is going to be great! I'm so excited!
Hyde: Yeah, you said that already.
Jackie: Are we there yet?
Hyde: Another 15 minutes. You are as bad as a kid.
Jackie: The sooner we get there, the sooner we can use your present.
Hyde speeds up the El Camino.
The Wisconsin Dells five minutes later.
Jackie: Steven, you didn't have to drive that fast.
Hyde: Jackie you wanted to get here.
Jackie: Yeah, I did.
She pulls him in for a kiss as the receptionist comes to the front counter.
Receptionist: Can I help you?
Hyde: (agitated) We need a room. (grinning wickedly) With a king sized bed.
Receptionist: For how long?
Jackie: Until Sunday.
Receptionist: Alright, here you go Room 212. Check out is at two o'clock on Sunday. The number for the kitchen is on the night stand by the phone, you can order room service until 1 am. Thank you and enjoy your stay.
Hyde grabs Jackie and pulls her up the stairs to their room. He opens the door and throws Jackie on the bed. Before she can react he covers his body with hers and kisses her.
Jackie: (moaning) Oh Steven.
Hyde grins and takes her shirt off.
Room 214 the same time
Eric: Donna is this room great or what?
Donna: Yeah it really is. So what do you want to do?
Eric: Well I could think of a few…
He doesn't finish his sentence as he pounces on her. She giggles and kisses him.
They hear moaning from the room beside them.
Donna: Wow they're loud.
Eric: You wanna beat them?
Donna: (giggling) Yeah!
An Hour Later
Donna and Eric are cuddling.
Donna: Eric, thank you for this weekend. I love you.
Eric: Donna you're welcome. I love you too.
He gently kisses her. They look at each other lovingly and the moans from the next room continue.
Eric: Again? Are you kidding me?
Eric gets up and pounds on the wall.
Eric: Hey cut it out!
The other room pounds back.
Donna: What a dillhole! People might want to sleep.
Eric: I know.
Eric pounds on the wall again. After a minute nothing happens.
Eric: Well I guess I showed him.
He smiles and returns to bed. After a few minutes there is a loud knocking on their door.
Eric: Oops.
Room 212 a Few Minutes Before
Hyde has Jackie against the dresser when there is a pounding coming from the room beside theirs.
Hyde: What the hell.
Jackie: How rude.
Hyde goes over to the wall and bangs on it.
The pounding comes back loud and he hears a muffled voice saying something about sleeping.
Jackie: What is it Steven?
Hyde: Some old guy complaining about wanting to sleep.
Jackie: Well he'll have to deal.
Hyde: Oh, he will more than deal with it.
Hyde puts on his jeans and his robe and walks to the next room and knocks loudly on the door. Jackie pulls on her robe and follows him.
Room 214
Donna: Eric answer the damn door. Make him go away.
Eric: Ok, yeah, I can do that.
Eric opens the door and Hyde is there glaring at him.
Hyde: Forman? You're the old man that wants to sleep?
Eric: You are the one that's making all that noise?
Hyde: (smirking) Actually she's the one making all that noise.
Jackie glares at Hyde.
Donna: Unbelievable. We go to a place over an hour away and still have to listen to you two do it!
Jackie: Well it's not our fault that you two don't last that long. Steven and I have lots of stamina.
Eric: Hey we have stamina! We did it for an entire hour.
Donna: Yeah!
Jackie: Wow, good for you. Steven, can we please go back to our room now?
Hyde: (smirking) Yes dear.
The two go back to their room and moaning is heard within a few minutes.
Eric: Yeah, this is not gonna work.
Room 214 two in the morning
Eric and Donna are in bed trying to sleep. There is still moaning and they can hear Jackie screaming.
Eric: Maybe that means they're almost done.
Donna: That's what we thought four and a half hours ago.
The moaning and screaming continues.
Eric: Crap.
Forman Basement Sunday Night
Eric, Donna, and Fez are sitting on the couch. Kelso is in the lawn chair, and Hyde is in his chair with Jackie in his lap.
Fez: So how was the romantic weekend?
Donna: (agitated) Not as romantic as it should have been.
Kelso: Hyde man, where were you all weekend?
Eric: Oh you didn't tell them? Hyde took Jackie on a little romantic weekend also. Ours!
Kelso: Huh?
Donna: These two ended up in the same hotel as us, in the room right beside us!
Eric: Yeah, and they were loud. We had to get a new room on Saturday just so we could sleep.
Kelso: The same motel? BURN!
Donna: Shut up Kelso!
Kelso: Hyde you took Jackie on a romantic getaway?
Hyde: (annoyed) I took her to a hotel for the weekend. Yeah.
Kelso: Why?
Jackie: My parents were home, and we needed some time away.
Hyde: (smirking) And just like I promised we didn't leave the bed all weekend.
Eric: Gross!
Fez: Sexy.
Hyde: (sneering) So Kelso did you ever get that tent pitched?
Jackie smirked at Kelso.
Jackie: Yeah, Pam made a big announcement in the girl's locker room on Friday.
Kelso: Yeah, well I figured out that I need to be with someone better than Pam, someone I really cared about, and that's why I couldn't, well you know.
Eric: Well who's the lucky girl Kelso?
Laurie comes down the stairs.
Laurie: Ready to go Kelso?
Kelso: Yep.
They exit.
Hyde: Those two are going to have the dumbest babies ever.
Kelso comes back in.
Kelso: I forgot the keys.
He leaves again and comes back in again.
Kelso: And my slingshot.
He leaves again.
Hyde: Dumbest babies ever.
Everyone nods their heads in agreement.
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