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Chapter 11
Fez, Kelso, Hyde, and Eric are all in a movie theatre They are watching an x-rated movie
Fez: Oh, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.
Hydde: Yeah, I'll say. There's at least nine boobs in this shot alone.
Kelso: Guys, this is the greatest movie ever!
Fez: Oh, nothing's going to happen in this scene. It's just two ladies...Oh, bravo, nice plot twist.
Kelso: Do you think our girls don't like us watching this movie?
Hyde: Well Kelso you could leave.
Fez: And you should pick up your dress on the way out.
Eric: Oh, wow! Does everyone do that? Because I don't do that. I just stick to two or three key moves and... God, they don't even come close to that.
Fez: Oh, Eric, I have not done anything but even I, had I done anything, would have already done that.
Forman Basement
Hyde is making out with Jackie and Eric and Donna are watching TV
Jackie: So did you guys have fun tonight?
Hyde: Yeah, we saw a great movie.
Donna: Oh yeah? Eric I thought you said there haven't been any great movies since Star Wars.
Eric: Well this was a great movie.
Donna: Well what was it?
Eric: Umm, I don't remember the name of it.
Jackie: (suspicious) Steven, what movie did you guys see?
Hyde: (Zen) We saw a dirty movie. You know the Rated-X, lots of naked people doing it, kind of movie.
Donna glares at Hyde and Eric.
Jackie: (angrily) Steven!
Donna: Eric!
Eric: Hyde!
Donna and Jackie storm out of the basement.
The Basement the Next Day
Fez, Eric, Hyde, and Kelso are sitting in the circle
Kelso: Man, I told Laurie about the movie we saw last night and she was totally into it. She took me to see it again. And then we did it! How awesome is that?
Eric: Okay, so did anyone besides me think that some of the guys in that movie were not completely... average? Like, you know, they were way, way above average?
Hyde: Well, you don't go into that line of work when you're below average. You just pray some hot, redheaded neighbor girl likes you for your personality.
Fez: What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny.
Kelso: See now, Fez, that's not honest. I mean, we all know you're small in the pants.
Hyde: Kelso, you are in no position to talk about being small in the pants.
Fez: Ah burn!
Eric: Hey, you guys, honestly you don't think Donna's, you know, bored, right? 'Cause those guys in the movie, they didn't do the same move twice. And I've done the same move, like... always.
The Basement a Few Hours Later
Jackie, Fez, Kelso, and Hyde are watching TV
Kelso: Man, I am so happy Laurie and I got back together. She wants to do it like all the time.
Fez: Kelso, you are my friend, but if you do not shut up about your whore I will kick your ass. (sadly) I want a woman.
Jackie: Don't worry Fez, you'll get a girl eventually.
Fez: Really?
Jackie: Sure, there's gotta be some girl desperate enough to do it with a foreigner. You should try the JV cheerleading squad. There just as slutty as the varsity squad, minus myself of course, but not as snobby.
Fez: (excitedly) I am going to find some JV cheerleaders!
Fez leaves quickly.
Kelso: That was really nice of you Jackie.
Jackie: Thank you. Now leave!
Kelso: Jackie?
Jackie: (yelling) LEAVE!
Kelso runs out of the basement.
Hyde: (smirking and moving closer to Jackie) I was wondering if you were going to make them leave.
Jackie: (annoyed) Steven if you think we are going to do any kind of fooling around you have spent too much time in the circle.
Hyde: Crap. What did I do?
Jackie: You went and saw that dirty movie.
Hyde: Yeah so?
Jackie: Steven! Why did you need to see that? Aren't I better than that movie?
Hyde: (sighing) Of course baby.
Jackie: Then why did you go and see all those slut balls doing it on camera?
Hyde: I just went with the guys. It's what guys do.
Jackie: That's crap Steven.
Hyde: Look Jackie, it was just a stupid movie. It didn't mean anything.
Jackie: Did you get off on it?
Hyde: (sputtering) Wh-What?
Jackie looks at Hyde. She goes over to him, and pushes her body against his. She tickles his neck with her breath.
Jackie: (whispering in Hyde's ear seductively) Did you get off on it? Did it make you hot?
Hyde is in awe and doesn't say anything. Jackie moves her hand from his shoulder to his denim-covered crotch and rubs it.
Jackie: (smirking) Did it get you as hard as this?
Hyde: (groaning) No.
Jackie: No? Why?
She rubs him faster with more pressure.
Hyde: Only you get me that hot baby.
Jackie looks surprised and happy by his admission, but she is still angry.
Jackie: Good to know.
She stops touching him and exits the basement.
Hyde: What the hell?
Forman Porch
Donna is talking to Jackie
Jackie (after Donna whispers something in her ear): He did? What the heck for?
Donna: I don't know. In like what universe is that sexy?
Jackie: Only one... the skinny, pervert universe.
Donna: It was just so strange. I mean, usually he just sticks to, like, two or three key moves.
Jackie: You know, I bet it's because of that nudie flick they saw yesterday.
Donna: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I should kick his ass!
Jackie: For the movie or for doing that?
Donna: I'm not sure. Both? God, why would he do that? I mean, is our sex life so boring that he has to sneak around and watch other people do it?
Jackie: Donna, of course it is. It's okay.
Eric's Bedroom
Eric is examining his nose in the mirror, Donna comes in
Eric: Oh, hey, I was just looking at... Hey!
Donna: Okay, why did you do that?
Eric: Well, in the movie, there were all these people and they were doing all these things that we've never done. And it seemed like they really enjoyed doing this one thing especially. And I just thought, you know, who would enjoy doing that one thing especially? My lady.
Donna: Eric, listen to me because this is important. You don't do that, not without asking.
Eric: So, if I had asked...
Donna: The answer's still no! Eric, are you bored with our sex life?
Eric: Oh, God, no. Just the opposite. I figured that you had to be bored. And it was our hundredth time, and I just wanted to do something special.
Donna: Oh, my God, you count?
Eric: No.
Donna: Oh, my God, that's so sweet. But do me a favor. Next time you're gonna do something weird gimme a little more warning, so I can brace myself. Or tell you to back the hell off.
Eric: Right.
Donna: Because no matter how much I love you that was unpleasant.
The Basement
Hyde is sitting in his chair visibly on edge, Jackie is sitting on the couch watching the TV nonchalantly. After a minute Fez comes bursting through the door.
Fez: Jackie I took your advice and went to every girl on the JV squad, and they all turned me down.
Jackie: I'm sorry Fez.
Hyde: That's tough man.
Fez: Shut up you son of a bitch, you two have sex all the time and I get nothing. Now good day.
Hyde: Fez man,
Fez: I said good day!
Fez storms out of the basement.
Jackie: Well I guess the JV squad got more snobby. I kinda feel bad for Fez.
Hyde: He'll be fine.
Jackie: Yeah.
She goes back to watching TV.
Hyde: (snapping) What the hell Jackie?
Jackie: What?
Hyde: What do you mean what? Why are you torturing me?
Jackie: I wanted to punish you for seeing that movie. (quietly) I thought that you were getting bored with me and that's why you went to see that movie.
Hyde: Didn't I make it clear yesterday that I wasn't bored?
Jackie: Yeah, but I felt that way before we talked yesterday.
Hyde: And after we talked?
Jackie: I just wanted to punish you.
Hyde: You did. Are you done punishing me?
Jackie nods her head and Hyde tackles her so she is lying on the couch. He kisses her passionately.
Hyde: (sternly) Don't ever do that again.
Jackie: You liked it.
Hyde: You were so badass, you little vixen.
Jackie: I was badass, and so naughty. (kissing his neck and whispering in his ear) You should probably give me a spanking.
Hyde gets really excited and carries her into his room.
Hyde's Bedroom Three Hours Later
Hyde and Jackie are underneath the covers on his bed.
Hyde: So are we good now?
Jackie: Oh yeah we're very good.
Hyde: (pulling her close and kissing her collar bone) Good to know.
Jackie giggles and kisses him back.
The Basement an Hour Later
Jackie and Hyde are sitting in his chair. Eric and Donna are sitting on the couch.
Donna: Let's go Eric.
Eric: Ok, my lady.
They kiss and leave.
Jackie: Well it's good to see them doing good again.
Hyde: Yeah. Why was Donna so pissed at Forman?
Jackie: You know how Mr. Forman is always saying he is going to put his foot in your ass?
Hyde: Yeah.
Jackie: Well Eric did that to Donna, only not with his foot.
Hyde: (Zen) Huh.
Jackie: All you can say is huh?
Hyde: Never thought Forman would ever have the balls to try that.
Jackie: Have you?
Hyde: Have I what?
Jackie: Have you done that?
Hyde: (Zen) Yeah.
Jackie turns her head and looked at him.
Jackie: Did you like it?
Hyde: Yeah, I did.
Jackie: Did the girl?
Hyde: Yeah, after a few minutes.
Jackie: Really? How can that feel good?
Hyde: Well you don't just stick it in there like Forman did. I'd get you really relaxed, and use a lot of lube.
Jackie: (Zen) Huh.
Hyde: What do you mean huh?
Jackie: Well you said it could be good, so.
Hyde: You wanna try it? Really?
Jackie: Yeah. Do you wanna do it?
Hyde: Hell yeah!
The Basement A Week Later
Hyde is sitting with Jackie in his lap, Fez, Eric, and Donna are on the couch and Kelso is in the lawn chair.
Kelso: We gotta find something to do guys.
Fez: Let's go see another dirty movie!
Kelso: Yeah a dirty movie!
Eric looks at Donna.
Donna: Go, you know you want to.
Eric: I love you.
Hyde stands up and puts Jackie back on the chair carefully.
Hyde: See you later doll.
He kisses her and they guys leave the basement.
Donna notices Jackie shifting uncomfortably.
Donna: Are you ok Jackie?
Jackie: Yeah I'm fine Donna.
Donna: Then what's with the squirming?
Jackie: You know how Eric did that thing that made you mad?
Donna: (shuddering) Yeah.
Jackie: Well Steven did that to me.
Donna: That dillhole! I should kick his ass!
Jackie: No Donna! Don't you dare! It was wonderful!
Donna: What?
Jackie: Donna it was amazing! It was really uncomfortable but Steven got me really relaxed and he used a lot of lube, it was so incredible Donna!
Donna: Then why are you acting like Red stuck his foot in your ass?
Jackie: Because Mr. Forman is probably not that much bigger than Steven.
Donna: Eww!
Jackie: He is just God Donna! I mean the first time I saw him I was like "and you wanna put that where?" But he is so unbelievable!
Donna: I get the picture Jackie. You really liked it?
Jackie: (smiling) Yeah, I really did.
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