A/N: Thank you guys so much for the reviews. I was really nervous about the last chapter but you guys are awesome! I'm going to try to get one more chapter up before Friday, but for now here's Chapter 12.
Chapter 12
Donna's Bedroom
Donna is on her bed and Eric comes in the room.
Eric: Hey.
Donna: Hey.
Eric: What are you doing?
Donna: Oh, just writing in my journal.
Eric: You mean, like in Star Trek? (He jumps on her bed. He starts talking as if he's one of the characters from Star Trek.) Captain's Log Star date-1978 godI'm so hot. My beautiful red hair and giant jugs seem to attract all life forms…
Donna: Oh my god, Eric, that was exactly what I was writing!
Donna gets up off her bed and puts her journal on her counter. She starts to leave.
Donna: I'll go make us some popcorn and get us some sodas.
Eric: (still in captain mode.) My beautifully sculpted hind corners flounce downstairs to procure nourishment
Donna: Shut up!
Eric: Ok.
Donna leaves to go downstairs. All of sudden Eric starts to hear Donna's journal talking to him.
Journal: Erriiccc. Errriiccc.
Eric: (Slightly confused):Yes…Donna's…journal?
Journal: I am the book of secrets, Eric. Don't you want to know what she really thinks of you? Read me. READ ME!
Eric: You know, I really shouldn't…
Journal: Suit yourself. (The journal starts singing to itself.) Ladahdee, ladahda, ladahdee….
Eric finally caves and grabs the journal.
Journal: But beware; what you learn in here cannot be unlearned.
Eric: Okay, do you want me to read you or not?
Journal: Sorry.
He sits back down on the bed and opens it up. Donna's voice is narrating.
Donna's Voice: Eric and I went to 2nd base tonight. He was hilarious.
Eric makes a face, not too pleased with this news, and moves on to another page.
Donna's Voice: The prom is going to be magical, I think I'm finally going to sleep with Eric.
Eric rolls his eyes and moves on to another page.
Donna's Voice: …which is like Woodstock, but for vans. Anyway, I think I'm finally going to sleep with Eric.
Donna's Voice: I love him so much. I think I'm finally going to sleep with Eric!
Eric: Okay, let's just skip to the last page.
Donna's Voice: I had the weirdest dream about Eric last night. He was Eric, but he was also Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. He looked all wicked and dangerous.
Eric: Yeah! Wicked and Dangerous!
Donna's Voice: …which is totally not Eric. Sometimes, I wish he were like that-
Journal: Quick! Put me down! Someone is coming!
Eric quickly puts the journal back and sits back down on the bed, only to get right back up again when Donna comes back in. He looks really guilty.
Eric: Hi! Hello! How are you! I didn't do anything! You look pretty!
He takes a soda from Donna and starts drinking it.
Eric: Hey! Glad you're back! I missed you so!
Donna: Did you read my journal?
Eric: What journal?
Donna: You know, my, "Captain's log?"
Eric: No! (He looks at the journal on the counter.) Oh! No! (He starts walking around the room trying to find a good excuse.) I was uh…I was…looking through your underwear drawer. Yeah, I know, that's why I look so guilty. Because, you know, I was uh, taking out your underwear and stroking it against my skin. I can't stay away from your underwear, that's my curse. So anyway, see you tomorrow. (He leaves quickly.)
The Basement
Hyde has Jackie in his lap, Kelso is asleep on the couch, and Fez is sitting in the lawn chair.
Jackie: Gong him! Gong him!
Gong noise comes from the TV.
Jackie: Yes!
Hyde smirks at her.
Fez: Oh my God I can get X-Ray glasses! Thank you Richie Rich!
Jackie: Fez do you think that's a god idea?
Fez: It'll be great when I can see through women's clothing. I'm going to mail this off!
He excitedly runs out of the basement.
Jackie: Steven, why didn't you stop him from wasting his money?
Hyde: Because his face is priceless when he realizes he wasted money.
Jackie Steven, you are so bad.
Hyde: (whispering in her ear) I am bad baby, but I'm also very, very good.
Jackie: (moaning) Oh Steven.
They go into Hyde's room. After awhile a scream is heard in the basement, waking up Kelso.
Kelso: Damn Hyde!
He leaves the basement.
Donna's Bedroom
Donna and Jackie are sitting on Donna's bed.
Donna: Eric is such an untrustworthy, two-timing, sneaks around behind your back and reads your journal!
Jackie: He read your diary?
Donna: Yeah! I'm pretty sure anyway.
Jackie: Well call him on it.
Donna: Wait, what?
Jackie: Just ask him if he read it. Honesty is the best way to go.
Donna: Who are you and what have you done with Jackie?
Jackie: (realizing what she's saying) Oh my God! I've been hanging around Steven too long. You make him squirm like a worm on a hook Donna!
Donna: (laughing) Welcome back.
Leo's house.
Eric, Leo, Fez, and Hyde, are sitting on the floor of his living room drinking Saki.
Eric: Hey, Leo, thanks for letting us hang out here. I just-I just didn't want to see Donna after what she wrote-
Hyde: Forman, no one cares.
Leo: That's true man. You boys know I don't allow alcohol in my house. So you'll just have to drink Saki instead.
Fez: (wearing his x-ray specs) "Saki" it to me, Leo!
Hyde: Fez! Don't start with the "Saki" jokes.
Fez: Oh put a "Saki" in it.
Eric: Well, this would be fun if I wasn't so miserable.
Hyde: Forman, we're lucky to be sitting here, drinking these allegedly alcoholic drinks, but no one wants to hear you bitch about Donna all day.
Eric: Don't worry about it Hyde, I don't feel like talking about Donna all day.
We see the shot glasses on the table, signifying five drinks later.
Eric: You see, the thing about Donna is…
Hyde: Here we go.
Eric: She acts like everything is all cool, ok? And then, all of a sudden, I'm no Steven Tyler!
Fez: Oh Eric, give it up for heaven's "Saki."
Leo: You're still the king, man!
Eric: Man, I thought we were past the phase where we had to impress each other.
Hyde: You are. Now you're in the "She dumps you for a biker with a wicked tattoo," phase. The most entertaining of all phases.
Eric: Oh my god, Hyde. Oh my god, that's it! (He stands up) A tattoo is dangerous! There's a place next to the liquor store! I could go get one right now!
Leo: No way man!
Leo stands up. Eric, who is clearly very drunk, sees three Leo's moving around in swirls. He rolls his eyes to try to see clearer.
Leo: We're not going to let you go to a sleazy tattoo parlor and spend money on something that you'll regret for the rest of your life. I'll tattoo you for free, man! I'm pretty sure I used to do this for a living.
Eric is leaning against Leo's TV with his pants down. Leo is behind him tattooing something. Hyde and Fez are holding Eric's hands.
Eric: (very drunk) How cool am I? Tattooing my girlfriend's name. How's that for dangerous?
Leo: I think Debbie is really going to like this.
Eric: (nodding) Wait, Debbie? No, Donna!
Leo: Right. No problem…. I can fix it.
Eric: Wait, fix what?
Leo: Relax, Debbie will never notice.
Eric: It's Donna!
He tries to turn around to see.
Leo: See, now you moved, man! It's okay; I can make that into a flower.
Fez: You know what you should get? Boobs. Big boobs on your butt.
Hyde: That's classy.
Leo: Hey, I can turn the B's into boobs.
Eric: Wait, what B's!
Leo: Like in your girlfriend Debbie?
Eric: It's DONNA!
Leo: Oh, right. Oh, I can fix that.
The Basement
Hyde and Jackie are sitting on the couch making out.
Jackie: What did you guys do tonight?
Hyde: What do you mean?
Jackie: You taste funny, and Eric went to Donna's holding his butt. (threateningly) What did you do?
Hyde: We went to Leo's.
Jackie: And?
Hyde: Drank some Saki and Eric got a tattoo.
Jackie: Eric got a tattoo?
Hyde: Yeah, he wanted to get Donna tattooed on his ass, but Leo put Woodstock on it. It was great.
Jackie: Huh.
Hyde: What?
Jackie: I just always figured out of everyone you'd have the tattoo.
Hyde: Yeah, well Forman has a girly tattoo, it doesn't really count.
Jackie: So if you read my journal and it said I wanted you to be more badass you'd get a real tattoo?
Hyde: You want me to be more badass?
Jackie: Well…no.
They start making out again.
Jackie: Steven, my parents are out of town again.
Hyde: You tell me this now?
Hyde grabs her and runs out of the basement.
The Basement
Eric and Donna are making out, Kelso is making out with Laurie, and Fez is sitting in the lawn chair angry.
Fez: Damn you Ritchie Rich! I cannot see through anything!
Jackie's House Later that Night
Jackie: Steven, I take it back if that's what's going to happen every time I tell you to be more badass, I want you to be more badass.
Hyde: (smirking) I don't have to be more badass to do that baby.
Jackie: (smiling) I'm going to order some pizza, do you want something to drink?
Hyde: Got any beer?
Jackie: Of course.
She kisses his cheek, and goes downstairs.
Hyde stands up and stretches. He is stretching out his neck when he notices Jackie's diary on the desk.
Hyde: (thinking) It's what I do.
He picks it up and starts reading.
Jackie's Voice: Today Michael and I made love for the first time. I thought it was going to be better, and longer. It'll get better.
Hyde laughs and turns the page.
Jackie's Voice: Michael and I have been doing it for months and it hasn't gotten any better, but I am in the running for Homecoming Queen so everything's ok.
Hyde laughs and turns the page.
Jackie's Voice: I can't believe him! Michael is cheating on me with Laurie! Laurie! The Queen of Skankdom! The girl who has used most of the penicillin in Wisconsin! I saw them go into his van. Why? What did I do wrong? Why was I not good enough?
Hyde looks angry.
Hyde: She thought she did something wrong? I'm gonna kill Kelso!
Jackie's Voice: I never noticed before how sexy Hyde is. When did he get that hot? I went over to the basement to break up with Michael, but Hyde was there with his shirt off, and God! Maybe I'll just let things stay.
Hyde smirks.
Jackie's Voice: I can't believe I did that! I had sex with Steven! I mean, crazy, passionate, mind-numbing, world-shattering sex! He is amazing! He's so big! I mean I saw it and I thought and you want to put that where?
Hyde has a satisfied little smirk on his face.
Hyde: This might be my new favorite book. What did she write about last night?
Jackie's Voice: Steven is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. He holds me when I'm upset about my parents, he beats up people that talk about me, he takes me out of town for the weekend, and the sex… Oh my God! I don't think I'll ever get bored of it. He keeps coming up with new positions and things for us to try, he's amazing. I really love him. God I love him so much!
Hyde has a real smile on his face, and he keeps reading.
Jackie's Voice: He is everything I never thought I wanted, but now he is the only thing I want. I don't know what he did to me, but I love him so much. Everything's great, but…
Hyde: But what Jackie?
He turns the page.
Jackie's Voice: He doesn't love me.
Hyde: Huh.
He closes the journal and put it back on the desk. Jackie comes back in.
Jackie: Hey baby. The pizza place had me on hold forever, but it should be here soon. Here's your beer.
Hyde: Thanks.
He opens it and downs half of it.
Jackie: Steven, are you ok?
Hyde: Yeah, I'm fine.
He pulls her to him and kisses her passionately.
Hyde: How much time do we have until the pizza gets here?
Jackie: (smirking) Enough.
She pushes him on the bed and kisses him.
A/N: Alright guys I know it got a little angsty, but it wasn't too bad was it? Please review and tell me what you think!