A/N: Another week has gone by and here's your update. I really wanted to do this earlier in the week, but I didn't have time. Thank you so much to everyone for reviewing, you guys seriously have no idea how awesome they are to read. I'm glad you guys like this story. This chapter is a re-working of Tornado Prom, minus the Tornado.
Chapter 18
Hyde, Eric, and Fez are all in the basement. They're all wearing suits.
Hyde: I can't believe I'm going to this freaking dance.
Eric: Yeah, Hyde keep telling yourself that.
Hyde: What is that supposed to mean Forman?
Eric: As long as I've known you, you've never gone to any school functions, you barely go to class, but as soon as Jackie entered the picture you've gone to quite a few events.
Hyde: I have not.
Fez: It's true. You do not skip out at pep rallies anymore.
Hyde: Jackie and I have an agreement, I watch her stupid pep rallies and she does everything she did at the pep rally in my bedroom.
Eric: (smiling sarcastically) Then why did you go to prom last year? You weren't getting any then.
Hyde: Shut up Forman. I'll be getting some tonight, which is more than I can say for either of you.
Eric: You know what Hyde? (a beat) You suck.
Hyde smirks.
Fez: Where are Kelso and our women?
Eric: Kelso's always late, and the girls are at Donna's getting ready.
Hyde: Fez I can't believe you're taking Big Rhonda to the dance.
Fez: Rhonda is beautiful, and she is willing to put out.
Hyde: Nice.
The Basement Door opens and Donna, Jackie, and Big Rhonda enter.
Jackie goes over to Hyde and kisses his cheek.
Jackie: You look good baby.
Hyde: (smirking) You look good too. I like your dress (whispering in her ear) it's going to look great on the floor in my room.
Jackie: Steven.
Donna: Ok, can we go now?
Eric: Kelso isn't here yet.
Jackie: Can't we just leave him?
Fez: (to Rhonda) You look beautiful my lovely.
Rhonda: Thank you cocoa puff.
Eric: You look nice Donna.
Donna: Thanks Eric. You look nice too.
They sit in awkward silence when Kelso walks down the basement with Laurie. Kelso is wearing a suit and Laurie is wearing a very short, very low cut black satin dress.
Eric: Kelso, what the hell took so long?
Kelso: I saw Laurie and we did it.
Jackie: That explains why you're only ten minutes late.
Fez: Ah, burn.
Laurie: (looking at Jackie's classy, white dress) Nice dress Jackie. How much cheese did you have to sell to buy it?
Jackie: Enough. It was nice of your pimp to give you money for a dress and the night off.
Laurie: For your information, I have a job at the Point Place Welcome Center.
Jackie: I know Michael told us. It's your job to welcome everyone with open legs.
Kelso: Burn!
Laurie: Shut up Kelso!
Donna: Ever since you've been dating Hyde, you've had some really good burns.
Eric: As much as I love Laurie burns can we go now?
Fez: Let's go, I feel like dancing.
Point Place Snow Dance
All the couples are dancing.
Hyde: Jackie can we go now?
Jackie: When I'm named Snow Queen, we can leave.
Hyde: Fine, but if any jock puts their hands on you I'm kicking their ass.
Jackie: Aww, you're so sweet baby.
Hyde: Shut your pie hole!
Fez: So Rhonda, I got a motel room.
Rhonda: Oh Fez, that's so romantic.
She kisses him.
Eric: Donna, are you having fun?
Donna: Yeah, I am. I forgot how much fun we can have together.
Eric: (smiling) Good. I'm having a good time too.
Kelso: Laurie you look hot.
Laurie: Thank you.
Kelso kisses her and after a minute they leave the dance floor, and make out on the stairs.
One Hour Later
Hyde: Jackie when are they going to announce the damn queen?
Jackie: Soon baby.
Donna and Eric come up to them.
Donna: You two having a good time?
Jackie: I am, he's not. I have to go to the bathroom. Donna come with me.
Jackie and Donna leave the room and go to the bathroom.
Eric: Having fun?
Hyde: I'm really not, but you know what will is fun.
Circle in Coach Ferguson's Office
Eric: Yeah, this is much better than the dance.
Hyde: Yep, no disco, no jocks, no teachers. It's perfect.
Coach Ferguson walks into the room.
Coach Ferguson: What the hell are you doing?
Eric: Nothing!
Hyde: I need another bag.
Coach Ferguson: Oh, ok.
He goes to his desk and unlocks the second drawer.
Coach Ferguson: Here you go.
Hyde hands him some money and he and Eric go back to the dance.
Eric: Am I really stoned or did you just buy a bag from Coach Ferguson.
Hyde: My old dealer left town, and he has much better stuff.
Eric laughs uncontrollably.
Eric: I don't know why that is funny.
Hyde shakes his head.
Girl's Bathroom the Same Time
Jackie and Donna are at the sink primping
Jackie: Are you having fun Donna?
Donna: I actually am. I thought it would be really weird being here with Eric, but we're having fun, like the old days.
Pam Macey comes up to the next sink.
Pam: Are you having a good time Jackie?
Jackie: Yes Pam. Are you?
Pam: Yes. What are you doing after this?
Jackie: I'm not sure. (suspiciously) Why?
Pam: (smirking) I have my Daddy's car, and I was wondering if Hyde wanted to have a repeat of prom night.
Jackie: (angry) Believe me he doesn't want to do anything with you. My boyfriend and I have much better things to do.
Pam: (smiling faltering a little) Maybe, but your boyfriends usually come to me.
Jackie: (Zen) Whatever.
Donna: Well, we're gonna go back to our guys.
Jackie and Donna exit the bathroom followed by Pam. Hyde and Eric see the girls and walk up to them.
Pam: (smirking) You know it's true Jackie, you can't satisfy them, especially Hyde. And he's so good.
Hyde looks really pissed off, and Jackie looks like she's ready to kill.
Jackie: (under her breath) Zen. Zen. Be Zen.
Pam: Hey Hyde.
Jackie: Oh no.
Jackie lunges at Pam and punches her in the eye. She slaps her hard and throws her to the side by her hair. Pam screams and runs to the bathroom.
Jackie: (holding some of Pam's hair) Whore!
Eric: No Zen Jackie?
Jackie: (smiling and looking at Hyde) Where Zen ends ass kicking begins.
Hyde: That's my girl.
Jackie: (to Donna) Do I look ok Donna?
Donna: (smiling) Yep, you kicked her ass without messing up your hair. How did you do that?
Jackie: Two coats of hair spray.
Eric: Well I think our night is complete.
Jackie: I don't think so. I have to make sure that slut doesn't get my crown.
Twenty Minutes Later
Vice Principal Cole goes to the microphone.
VP Cole: Hello Point Place High. It's now time to announce Point Place's Snow King and Queen.
A small applause is heard from the group.
VP Cole: Your Snow Queen is…Jackie Burkhart.
Jackie: Yes!
The gang cheers for her and she goes to the stage and gets her crown.
VP Cole: And your Snow King is…(confused) Steven Hyde?
Hyde: What the hell?
Jackie: (jaw dropped) Steven?
Hyde goes up to the stage and looks at the envelope. It says Steven Hyde.
Hyde: Damn it.
Jackie hug him tightly.
VP Cole puts the crown on Hyde's head.
Jackie grabs Hyde and the two dance to a slow song.
Hyde: Ok, that's enough.
He pulls her off the dance floor and out of the room. The rest of the gang is laughing and follows him.
Forman Basement
The gang is in their usually spots.
Jackie: Steven you're Snow King. You're literally the king!
Hyde: How the hell did that happen?
Eric: Well, you have been going to a lot of school stuff lately.
Hyde: I have not.
Kelso: I think what Eric is trying to say is BURN!
Hyde: What?
Kelso: We got everyone to vote for you.
Hyde: Huh. Who's idea was this?
Kelso: (proudly) Me.
Hyde: Hey Kelso.
Kelso: Yeah?
Hyde: Run.
Kelso: Huh?
Hyde picks up Jackie and puts her on his chair and walks menacingly to Hyde. Kelso screams and runs out of the basement.
Laurie: Why is your boyfriend always beating up my boyfriend?
Jackie: Because he usually deserves it. Come on, let's go get them. I've got better things to do than watch Steven beat up Michael.
Laurie and Jackie walk out of the basement.
Fez: Well my lovely are you ready to go to the motel?
Rhonda: Yes cocoa beans.
Fez walks Rhonda to the door and when she is out of the door he turns to Eric and Donna and does a little dance.
Fez: I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it!
Fez leaves the basement.
Donna: Eww.
Eric: I second that. So what do you want to do?
Donna: I don't know. What do you want to do?
Eric looks at her and Donna looks at him. They lean into each other and start kissing.
A/N: Don't hate me for leaving it right there! I hope you guys liked this chapter! Please review and tell me what you think.