A/N: The second chapter of my newest story, 'Something To Sing About'! Exciting, right? Well, please review.

Something To Sing About by Mrs. Zac Efron

Chapter Two: Drive Me Crazy

When Amanda walked out her front door she found Zac waiting there. She was wearing black pumps, a black mini-skirt, & a white blouse.

"Oh hi, Zac!" Amanda said, "What are you doing here?"

"I thought I might walk you to school." Zac said.

"Oh yeah," Amanda said, "That sounds great."

Unlike the awkward silence Amanda had with most guys her & Zac talked the whole way about everything. From destroying the world to singing in the shower.

"We're here." Zac pointed out.

"Right." Amanda said, "What do you have first?"

"History."

"I have gym." Amanda said, "Ugh… Good for me."

Zac laughed. "Well, have fun."

"You to." Amanda said, "Have fun about learning about guys with weird hair."

Zac laughed again. "Okay. See you later." & he kissed her on her head.

As he walked away Amanda put her hand on head. "I'm never taking a shower." She announced before walking off to gym.

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At lunch Amanda walked into the cafeteria caring a plate of pasta.

"Hey Amanda," said a classmate named Clare, "Is it true that you & Zac Efron are in love?"

Amanda opened her mouth to scream no but instead…

Amanda: "If there's a prize for rotten judgment,

I guess I've already won that

No man is worth the aggravation

That's ancient history,

Been there

Done that"

She started dancing & so did everyone else.

Everyone: "Who'd ya think you're kidding?

He's the earth and heaven to ya

Try to keep it hidden, honey we can see right through ya

Girl ya can't conceal it

We know how you're feelin', who you're thinking of"

Amanda: "No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no

Everyone: "You swoon, you sigh

Why deny it, uh oh"

Amanda: "It's too...cliché

I won't say I'm in love

(Oooooh ooooh oooh)"

People were dancing on the tables, the benches, & the railing.

Amanda: "I thought my heart had learned its lesson

It feels so good when ya start out

My head is screaming "get a grip, girl!"

"Unless you're dying to cry your heart out!" Ooooh oooh"

Everyone: "You keep on denying

Who you are and how you're feelin'

Baby, we're not lying, hone we saw ya Hit the ceiling

Face it like a grown up

When ya gonna own up that ya got, got, got it bad?"

Everyone:

Amanda: "Woah

No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no"

Everyone: "Give up, give in

Check the grin, you're in love!

Your doing flips read our lips your in love"

Amanda: "You're way off base

I won't say it

GET OFF MY CASE

I won't say it"

Zac walked in & saw everyone dancing & singing. "Did… I miss something?" he asked his best friend, Kether Harding.

"I think so." Kether said.

Amanda: "No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no

Everyone: "Give up, give in

Check the grin, you're in love!

Amanda: "The scene won't play

I wont say I'm in love"

Amanda: "Ooooooh

At least out loud

I won't say I'm in...love" And with that she swooned off the table & Zac ran forward to catch her, his tray of pasta flew out of his hands & landed on someone's head.

Everyone: "Sha la la la la la"

But Amanda fell into Zac's arms & everyone got off the tables & went back to eating lunch. Amanda wasn't sure whether to laugh or be freaked out.

"Come with me." Zac said, setting her down & tugging on her arm.

"Okay." Amanda said.

Her & Zac ran out of the dirty, pasta-covered cafeteria. The janitor was going to have a lot of work to do.

"Where are we going?" Amanda asked, when Zac pulled her out of the building.

"Uhh… here." Zac said, pulling Amanda into a gazebo with lots of flowers on it.

"Wow." Amanda said, "This is pretty."

"I know." Zac said, "This is the only place I can go & be left alone."

"I know how you feel." Amanda said, "Hey, do you want to come over my house this afternoon & study?"

"Sure." Zac said, "I have a huge science test coming up!"

"Oh! Oh! Oh! I love science!" Amanda said, "I always make straight As!"

Zac laughed. "I suck." He said.

"I'm sure you don't." Amanda said, taking a bite of her apple, "I'll help you. But I have this HUGE math test coming up & I HATE math!"

"Really? Math is my best subject!" Zac said, "I can help you & you'll make a 100 on your test!"

"Okay," Amanda said, "I would love that. Though I'm warning you, my mom is annoying."

Zac couldn't help but groan. "Then you should meet MY mom. She's the WORST! Do you know what she said this one time? When I told her about you she's like 'Oh, does my Zacky have a girlfriend?' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Amanda giggled.

"Well in that case," she giggled, "I may have to come over your house just to hear someone call you Zacky!"

Zac punched her lightly in the arm.

Amanda & Zac laughed again.

"Well, we better get back." Zac said, "I'll see you in…. English, right?"

"Yeah!" Amanda said, "Let's go."

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"I DO NOT LIKE HER!" Zac yelled to his friends who were teasing him unmercifully.

They then started singing.

Kether: "Some girls are crazy
Just listen to what I have to say about it
You've gotta watch out for the beautiful ones
They'll twist your head right off your neck
And laugh about it with their friends
That's just one night for them
They target you with their eyes
And move with their lips
And it pulls you in
She shuts you down with her voice again"

"Leave me alone!" Zac yelled, trying to walk away from them.

Stan: "And now are you listening?
This song goes out to girls
That we haven't met just yet
This song is for stupid girls
Who think that every boy is all about them
These girls are crazy...
Just listen to what I have to say about it
You've gotta watch out for the younger ones
They'll tightly wrap you around their fingers
And brag to all their friends
It's nothing but a game to them
Then target you with their eyes
And move with their lips
And it pulls you in
She shuts you down with her voice again"

"LA, LA, LA! NOT LISTENING!" Zac said, putting his fingers in his ears.

Kether: "And now are you listening?
This song goes out to girls
That we haven't met yet
This song is for stupid girls
Who think that every boy is all about them
You think you're on top of the world
When all the eyes are on you
Just wait until your heart breaks
And you'll know how I felt when I wrote..."

"OKAY, OKAY!" Zac yelled, "I like her, alright!"

Kether & Stan laughed & high fived each other. "We KNEW it!" Stan said, jumping around triumphantly.

"I'm actually going over house now so… bye!" Zac said, running off.

When he got to her house he rung the doorbell & Mrs. McConnell answered the door.

Her face lit up when she saw him. "Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacky!" she said, hugging him.

"Uh, hi. Is Amanda home?" Zac asked.

"Yes she is. AMANDA! SOMEONE IS HERE FOR YOU!" Mrs. McConnell yelled up the stairs.

Amanda came down the stairs. "Zac!" she said, "I was wondering when you'd get here."

"Amanda, you didn't tell me Zacky was coming." Mrs. McConnell said.

"…! You did NOT just call him Zacky!" Amanda said, blushing like crazy.

Zac turned scarlet.

"Okay, Zac, LET'S GO!" Amanda grabbed his hand & pulled him upstairs.

"HAVE FUN ON YOUR DATE!" Mrs. McConnell shouted up the stairs.

Amanda pulled him into her room & slammed the door. "I am SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO sorry about that!"

Zac blushed since him & Amanda were still holding hands.

Amanda didn't let go of his hand but pulled him onto the bed. "I have the best news EVER!" she said to him.

"What?" Zac asked.

"It's my aunt!" Amanda exclaimed.

"What about her?" Zac asked.

"She's engaged to Gerard Way!" Amanda shrieked.

"Who the heck is Gerard Way?" Zac asked.

"OH MY GOD! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO GERARD WAY IS!" Amanda shrieked in his ear.

"I suppose that your going to shriek again if I don't know who Dylan & Cole are." He said, gesturing to her wall.

"OH MY GOD! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO DYLAN & COLE ARE?"

Zac sighed. "I need to hang out with some guys sometime."

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Several states away two other people were lying in bed together.

Amanda's aunt, who she was named after, Laura stretched & got out of bed but then began doing something bizarre… singing.

Laura:"This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only trouble is...
I'll never tell"

Her fiancé, Gerard Way, got out of bed as well. Now as you know, Gerard Way is the lead singer of the adored band, My Chemical Romance so it would be totally normal for him to sing, right?

Gerard: "She is the one she's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right
In her tight--
embrace,
Tight embrace
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that--
No.
I'll never tell"

Both: "'cause there's
Nothing to tell"

Laura:"He snores"

Gerard: "She wheezes"

Laura: "Say "housework," and he freezes"

Gerard: "She eats these Skeezy cheeses
That I can't describe"

Laura: "I talk,
He breezes"

Gerard: "She doesn't know
What please is"

Laura: "His penis got diseases
From a chumash tribe"

Both: "The vibe gets kind of scary"

Gerard: "Like she thinks I'm ordinary"

Laura: "Like it's all just temporary"

Gerard: "Like her toes are kind of hairy"

Both: "But it's all very well
'Cause, god knows,
I'll never tell"

Laura: "When things get rough
He just hides behind his friends
Now look, he's getting huffy
'Cause he knows that I know"

Gerard: "She clings,
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She never—"

Laura: "His eyes are beady!"

Gerard: "This is my verse,
Hello! She—"

Laura: "Look at me!
I'm dancin' crazy!"

Now as I think you should know, Gerard & Laura absolutely hated dancing. But at the moment they were dancing all around the kitchen for reasons that are so far unknown.

Both: "You know"

Gerard: "You're quite the charmer"

Laura: "My knight in armour"

Gerard: "You're the cutest of my fans
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple--
Tight embrace"

Laura: "He's swell"

Gerard: "She's sweller"

Laura: "He'll always be my feller"

Gerard: "That's why I'll never
Tell her that I'm petrified"

Laura: "I've read this tale
There's wedding
Then betrayal
I know there'll come the day
I'll want to run and hide"

Both: "I lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I can't quell"

Gerard: "Is she looking for a pot of gold?"

Laura: "Will I look good when I've gotten old?"

Gerard: "Will our lives become too stressful
If I'm never that successful?"

Laura: "When I get so worn and wrinkly
That I look like David Brinkley?"

Gerard: "Am I crazy?"

Laura: "Am I dreamin'?"

Gerard: "Am I marrying a demon?"

Both: "We could really raise the beam in makin' marriage a hell
So, thank god,
I'll never tell
I swear
That I'll never tell"

Gerard: "My lips are sealed"

Laura: "I take the fifth"

Gerard: "Nothing to see,
Move it along"

Both: "I'll never"

Both: "Tell."

Gerard fell onto the couch & Laura fell on top of him.

"I was thinking that later on we could do something together." Laura said, "Like go to the mall of something."

Gerard stuck out his tongue. "Sorry, I can't. I have to get together with other members of the band so we can work on our new album, The Black Parade."

Laura groaned.

"Gerard Arthur Way," she said, "You don't think about anything else except that stupid album."

"Laura Leigh McConnell," he said, "You don't think about anything else except stupid cheese."

They glared at each other.

"You. Drive. Me. CRAZY!" They both said, as Gerard walked out the door & slammed it shut.

A/N: OK, next chapter Zac & Amanda & Kether & Sandy are going to visit Gerard & Laura to help them plan their wedding & of course… disaster extraordinaire.