Disclaimer, Warnings and Setting: See first chapter.
A/N: This story is a parody of all parodies. Thanks to goldenbubbles for the idea, and everyone else who reviewed! Oh, I would also like to mention that I have nothing against the name Sarah. It's a cool name, and one of my best friends is called Sarah. This is very short, but it was hard to write, and there wasn't a lot I could really think of saying. The next chapter will be up soon, though. Please review!
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One average day, the fanfic author hPrULEZ54721 was sitting around at home, bored out of her mind. Her story, 'A Love Too Tragic', in which Harry turned evil, suicidal and emo all in a weekend, was good, she mused. So why were all the humour stories getting reviews?
"Dammit, Sarah!" her mother called from downstairs. "Do your homework, already!"
"I hate you!" Sarah screamed. "You never let me do anything! Stop trying to rule my life! I'M NOT YOU AND I'M NEVER GOING TO BE!!"
Sarah slammed her door, tears pouring down her cheeks. Damn her family and their stupid ideas. Who needed society?
Sarah took a deep breath, and calmed herself. In, out. In, out. It was okay. Her story had gotten five reviews that week. How could she get more...? Ah. Well, Ron had been acting kinda shifty... maybe he could team up with Dumbledore and his neo-nazi club. Yeah. That'd do. Everyone hates Ron.
'"Don't you get it, Potter?" Dumbledore sneered. "I don't like you. I've never liked you. In fact, the only reason I even put up with you is because I knew your power would be worth it in the end."
Harry cried as Dumbledore proceeded to rape him. And then Severus entered...
"Severus!" Harry cried. "Please, help me..."
He whimpered in fright. Severus' eyes turned to narrow slits as he surveyed the one who had dared to touch his lover.
"Snape..." Dumbledore cowered in fright. "I didn't mean it! I swear, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! It was all Ron Weasley! He was the mastermind in all of this! PLEASE SNAPE, I'M SORRY!"
All of a sudden... who should enter, but...
RON WEASLEY!
"Potter," he sneered, acknowledging his old friend. "Snape. Dumbledore."
"Don't go near him, Harry," Severus said, tossing his beautiful, silky hair.
"Harry..." Ron mused, looking from Severus to his friend. His eyes grew wide. "Harry! You and Snape didn't..." His eyes filled with tears. "But I love you, Harry! WHAT ABOUT ALL THE MOMENTS WE SHARED?"'
Sarah, or hPrULEZ54721, sighed. Her story was great, but... well, maybe she should try parodying. After all, they DID tend to get all the reviews.
'Let's see,' she thought. 'Um... okey-dokes. First I'll try Harry and Snape, with an evil Dumbledore. That should be easy. Especially since I've written at least half a dozen of them.'
So she typed. And she typed. And, the final product began thus...
'"Don't you get it, Potter?" Dumbledore sneered. "I don't like you. I've never liked you. In fact, the only reason I even put up with you is because I knew your power would be worth it in the end."'
Sarah blinked. "Jeez. I wonder why it's so similar to the real one...?"