This is a story based on fact… :) Ok just kidding. I don't suggest you do anything Fred or George have done. I don't own Harry Potter.
It was a Thursday when our story began. It was the first week of the school holidays between 5th and 6th year for Harry and his minions, a.k.a Hermione and Ron. Mrs Weasley was very pleased to have Harry and Hermione to stay at the Burrow and they planned to come round on that very Thursday. However at the last minute both her and her husband were called away for a meeting at Grimmuald Place and wouldn't be there for their guest's arrival.
"What shall we do Molly? We can't leave 4 teenagers here on their own, the house will be a wreck when we get back!" said Mr Weasley frantically, forgetting the fact that the house was already a wreck.
"Well we can't ask Percy for help! Bill and Charlie are doing work for the order too…that leaves the twins" Mrs Weasley replied. Mr Weasley gave his wife a look as if to say "We both know that's not going to happen". However, 30 minutes later they hadn't thought of anyone else to help, so they had to call up the twins.
"Sure we can be trusted" said Fred happily
"Especially with Harry and Hermione" George added grinning. There was no time to argue so the parents apperated off.
"Now" said George "Let's have us a little fun"
"Hi Ron!" called Hermione as she rushed into the living room. She had come by floo powder and was looking as annoying as ever, except now she was covered in charcoal. "I say, what are you doing?"
She had come into discover the twins carefully wrapping pieces of chocolate cake in baking paper, as if they were planning a picnic.
"Oh hello Hermione!" said Fred cheerfully
"Did you bake a cake?" she asked apprehensively
"Yes. Baked it especially for you and Harry" George said sniffing it and smiling
"Umm ok…" Hermione said "Where's Ron and Harry?"
"Ron is in his room" Fred said "Harry isn't here yet, I expect he'll be arriving soon"
"Ron, I'm here!" she yelled as she flung open his door. Ron was lying on his bed writing in what looked like a diary.
"Ron!"
"Hermione!" he said sounding scandalized
"I never knew you had a diary"
"It's not a diary it's a journal. And don't think I'm just writing about how much I love you either, cause I'm not. It's not like I worship you but you or anything, why would you even think that?"
"Ok whatever, I don't want you to think I return the feeling and that we're destined to be together by the end of book 7, because that's just not going to happen!" shouted Hermione. She turned around and stormed out of the room in search of Ginny.
SNAP!
Harry had apperated right in the middle of the living room.
"Hello Harry" said Fred gaily (I'm running out of words for happy)
"How's life?" said George
Harry gave them both the evil eye. "How do you think life is? The only person in the world who has ever been like a father to me is dead, I'm living with my horrible family and I'm going to have to save the world in the next 2 years or so. Life's just great, how are you two?"
"Well I'm glad you're not feeling sorry for yourself then!" George said
"I mean some people have had their whole families die, others are starving to death. But Harry is having to deal with grief, issues at home and being a super hero! Life sure sucks for you kiddo"
"I know. Now if you don't mind I'll just go find a hole to crawl into, if it's not too much to ask"
"Ok that's fine with us, how ever just drink this first" and Fred produced a glass of what looked like water.
"What do you take me for, an idiot? I bet it's got something wrong with it"
"No, mum said it'll make you sleep better"
"And you expect me to believe that?" Harry spat
"Here, I'll drink some" George said taking a gulp. Harry looked carefully at him and made sure he swallowed.
"Fine, I'll drink it" Harry said taking the glass and drinking its contents. The twins tried to hide malicious grins. Harry walked over to the table and sat under it.
"Reminds me of my old cupboard you see" Harry called.
"So Fred, how long does that take to work again?" George asked his brother in a whisper
"Five to seven minutes" Fred answered "You're luckily that you've drunk so much of it. It will have made you sort of immune to the effects. Well, you'd have to have heaps more for it to work anyway."
"Great. I'm glad you're my brother Fred."
"GINNY" Hermione shouted "GINNY! I'M HAVING PROBLEMS! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU"
"Go away" Ginny said from her bed
"Hi Ginny! Oh my god, your brother is so frustrating"
"Hermione, I don't care. I've come to realise I'm as good as an unpaid therapist and it's got to stop"
"What are you on about Ginny?" Hermione asked bemused
"Our relationship is unhealthy. All you do is complain. I don't want to hear anymore. I have issues too Hermione, ever think of that?"
"What are you issues?"
"Well…I love somebody. It's a secret" Ginny whimpered
"Really? Who?" asked Hermione
"Goyle"
"Really? Gregory Goyle? Why?"
"Ok I was lying about that but you've never asked have you?"
"Suppose not." Hermione was feeling quite guilty now
Ginny didn't say anything.
"Well I'll go see the twins then shall I" Hermione said moving towards the door
"Oh yes that's right, run off when the going gets tough…" Ginny yelled. But Hermione was already gone.
Down in the kitchen things weren't a lot better.
"Do the can-can Harry" George was yelling at Harry, who was on the table, dancing.
"Harry?" Hermione asked
"Oh 'ello darling!" Harry said grabbing Hermione and pulling her up onto the table.
"What are you doing? What's wrong with him?"
"It's a mixture of muggle party drugs, fizzing wizzbies, red bull and hippogriff feathers. We slipped it into his drink" Fred answered
"Interesting effect isn't it?" George continued "It's outlawed in 17 countries including Britain."
"No, it's not interesting" Hermione screamed as she got down off the table. Harry did too. He began to walk on all fours and was singing "Hogwarts Hoggie Wartie Hogwarts", the school song.
"Oh have some cake" George said. "After all it's Easter"
"No it's not, it's August!" Hermione said
"Have some cake anyway" Fred persuaded. Hermione picked up a bit and gingerly nibbled the corner, then bit into it. It wasn't long before she had scoffed half the cake.
"It's very good! A bit gritty, but a good flavour"
"You don't want to be eating too much more of that love" Fred said removing the rest of the cake.
"Hey, Fred, man do you notice how you're like so…Fredish?" Hermione asked Fred, her elbow slipping off the bench.
"Yeah I have noticed that actually"
"Hey, George, do you love me?" Harry was asking George"
"Sure Harry, I love you"
"Well then get me…a chipmunk" Harry said randomly. George shrugged
"Accio Chipmunk" and through the doors flew a chipmunk.
"Hahaha, Hey George, get me…Draco Malfoy!"
"Accio Malfoy!" shouted George. A minute passed then Draco flew in through the doors too.
"Potter? Weasl? Where am I?"
"Draco!" cried Hermione
"Mudblood" Draco said back
"I love you Draco, I love YOU!"
"Oh for fucks sake, what's she on?" he asked the twins.
"Err…"said Fred.
"Forget this, where's the toilet I really have to piss" Draco said and set off up the stairs. He was gone a while before he stumbled upon Ronald in his room.
"Hey Weasley, you're missing the party. What are you doing up here all alone?"
"Sod off Malfoy"
"Ok, but can I piss in your fish tank? I can't find the bathroom."
"Oh don't be stupid, it's the second door to the right"
"Right then, I suppose I'll be seeing you at school"
"See you" said Ron lamely
After a quick trip to the bathroom Draco stumbled upon Ginny
"Weaslet, how are things going for you then?"
"Fine Ferret-boy, just fine"
"Ah"
"Yeah" There was an awkward silence.
"You know, I really like you Ginny. I was only pretending to hate you because I liked to so much." Draco admitted blushing.
"Is that true?" said Ginny
"Yes, I think I love you Ginny"
"Oh. Well that's nice, but I wasn't kidding when I said I hate you. I do, you annoy me."
"Ok then. I'm going back downstairs"
"Drink, dink, drink, drink "a crowd of people were yelling. The group had grown in number and now included Neville Longbottom (who was looking terrified), Dobby, Gildory Lockheart, a goat and most of the 5th years and above from Hogwarts.
"Christ" said Draco "How can there be so many girls, and not one interested in me?" he asked. But then he saw Lavender Brown in a corner and went over to hit on her.
Harry had magically attached antlers to his head and Hermione was taking turns to hook up with Seamus and Dean. It was a scene of chaos all right. Dobby was clutching Fred's ankles.
At that moment there was a loud bang. Mr and Mr Weasley had come home early.
"FRED! GEORGE! WHAT"S GOING ON?" she yelled. People ran out of the house as fast as they could. Some dissapearated. Others were banished using magic by Fred and George.
"Mum…we didn't expect you home so early…"
"Now, this isn't what it looks like either…"
"WHY IS HARRY IN MY PINNAFORE? WHY IS HERMIONE SLEEPING ON THE TABLE? WHY IS GILDORY LOCKHEART…Gildory Lockheart? Why you brought him here as a surprise for me? How sweet of you boys!" she went over to talk to Lockheart while Mr Weasley gave the twins a "You wont be this lucky next time" kind of look.
Several days later when everyone's hangovers had subsided and the antlers had been removed from Harry's forehead, George gave Fred a knowing wink.
"Great party bro. We should do again sometime"