Thanks for all the reviews! I think there will possibly one more story in the sequence after this, if you like this one it that is. Yeah sorry it probably should have been a PG13 I will change it so this one is. Oh and the rapping is stolen from the awesome Scribe (apart from the retarded bit at the end in italics, that was just me being stupid). NZ HIPHOP REPRESENT!

The rain was falling in torrents one very boring Tuesday morning. The mornings classes had begun with History of Magic and moved onto potions so Harry and his class chums were feeling understandably bored.

"I wish something exciting would happen" said Harry as Prof. Snape deducted 20 points from Gryffindor because he had tripped over Draco's cauldron (Snapes logic was different to most peoples). This was another example of Harry's stupidity. He had completely forgotten that the potion they were working on was the "Be careful what you wish for because it'll probably turn our badly" potion. This potion meant that if you drunk it your wishes would come true. The stupid part is that Harry thought it looked quite delicious and had drunken some before he said that.

The lesson proceeded without so much as a sneeze and it seemed as though the potion wasn't working at all well. That was until there was a small pop and Fred fell out of mid air clutching an empty packet of chips.

"Oh Fred the potion must have worked!" cried Harry

"Umm, sure why not?" Fred replied tossing aside the chip packet "I think that packet of crisps was a portkey" he said. There was another small pop and George appeared holding a JoJo CD.

"Hey bro. I think some of that garbage we were rifling though must have been old portkeys."

"Look's like it" Fred agreed "And now we're back at Hogwarts!"

In case you're wondering Snape had been too stunned by their appearance to do anything. He got over pretty quickly though.

"Weasley! What do you mean by this? Interrupting my class? Explain yourselves!" he shouted

"Well as I was saying "began George "We were rifling through some garbage and next thing I know I'm here!"

"I guess it must have been a portkey" Fred said trying and failing to sound innocent

"PORTKEYS DO NOT WORK IN THE HOGWARTS GROUNDS!" Hermione exploded from her seat "NEITHER DOES APPERATION! WHY WILL NOBODY READ HOGWARTS A HISTORY?"

"SHUT UP MISS GRANGER!" Snape shouted back "Although she does have a point". The class was watching the exchange entranced. Then Fred began to whisper to George and this was their conversation:

"Christ George! What a good chance this is! We're back and Hogwarts and there is no way we can be expelled, what do you plan on doing?"

"What about another party? Like the one we had last summer?"

"Nah, we've done it before haven't we? I want something different…" Fred said

"How about a disco? It's similar yet original" George offered

"Great and we could host it in the great hall"

"Only how will we get all the music and disco balls?"

"I'm sure we'll manage" Fred said with a smile

Snape was looking ready to kill as Fred and George keep ignoring his yells

"Please Severus, you needn't yell" Fred said

"Honesty, you look ready to burst a blood vessel! Here squeeze this" George added, handing a stress ball to Prof. Snape

"If either of you two want to see daylight ever again you had better explain yourselves right now!" Snape said. He was no longer yelling. He was deathly silent. Harry was hiding under his desk (Gosh, this reminds me of my old cupboard too! He thought)

"Oh for Gods sake Sevvy, if you want to intimidate us you'll have to do something better then that." George said

"Now" continued Fred "How about we get some helpers? I'll have Harry, Ron and Hermione"

"Ok, I'll take Neville, Malfoy and that troll boy" said George pointing at Crabbe.

"I'll be in charge of food and decorations if you guys can send out invitation and get us some decent music" Fred said

"Righto then! Come on guys, off we go"

"MR WEASLEY! NONE OF YOU ARE GOING ANYWHERE"

"Oh shut up" said George pulling his wand from his pocket. Snape did the same.

"Do you really think you could win against me Mr Weasley?" he said in a whisper, a crazy smile on his face

"No you're right I probably couldn't" said George. At the same time as he said it Fred chucked an extremely large caldron at Snapes head. He was knocked out cold.

"Well that deals with that…I suppose the rest of you should come too then, you won't be doing much around here"

So the twins lead away the class and split them into two groups. Fred's group went down to the kitchens while Georges went off to the library.

"So" said Harry to Fred "How have you been?"

"Harry, are you trying to seduce me?"

"Umm no" answered Harry

"There's no need to hide it Harry" Ron said from beside him

"Seriously, I swear I wasn't trying to seduce Fred"

"Really Harry, it's ok we're your friends and we'll stand by your decisions." Hermione agreed

"Oh for fucks sake…" muttered Harry and he wondered off to find Dobby who was frantically cleaning a breadstick

"Hello Dobby" Harry said wearily

"Hello Master Harry! I haven't been seeing you in many a long time!" said Dobby laying aside the breadstick and cloth

"It's only the first term" Harry pointed out

"Yes and Missus Winky is feeling worse then ever!" said Dobby with a grimace

"Hey yeah, where exactly is Winky?" Harry asked expecting so see a crying ball of house-elf somewhere near by. Dobby held up the breadstick.

"This is being Winky" he said sadly

"What? She's a breadstick?" Dobby nodded gravely. But then Winky appeared from under a large upturned pot

"Dobby you must stop telling these lies about me!" she yelled as she snapped the breadstick in half

"But Winky, you isn't understanding! It is more respectable to be a breadstick then to be seen in your present state"

Winky let out a cry and ran back under her pot. Harry left Dobby trying to spell-o-tape the breadstick back together.

"Ok I want everyone to carry as much as they can. Alcoholic products are our first priority, then chips and all that other kind of stuff" Fred called out to the class. Lavender and Parvati were loading Goyle with bottles of Butterbeer and Firewhiskey. Hermione picked up a keg of beer that was a bit too heavy for her. She stumbled and fell right onto…

"RON!" shrieked Hermione

"HERMIONE" he shrieked back

"Don't think that this is fates way of pulling us together Ron, it's just me being clumsy"

"I know, don't worry. "Ron said picking himself up "Besides I seriously doubt that I will end up dancing with you at the disco tonight. I mean it's way more likely there will be some comic misunderstanding and we'll have a fight before we accept the fact we are destined to be together."

"FINE" yelled Hermione

"SUPER FINE" Ron shouted back

"JUST GREAT"

"MARVELLOUS" Ron and Hermione stormed off in separate directions.

"Hi Harry" and unlikely voice whispered into Harry's ear

"Oh hello Malfoy, what do you want?"

"I heard about your unsuccessful attempt on Fred before…"

"Huh? Oh that was nothing, just…" but before Harry could finish Draco cut him off

"Good Harry, good. I never told you this but I think I love you. All those other girls were just distractions! And surely you've noticed the sexual tension between us?"

"Can't say I have sorry" Harry said a bit shocked but trying not to hurt Draco's feelings

"But…are you joking? We're made for each other!"

"Hey, you aren't even in this group, you're meant to be with George!"

"Christ…this always happens" said Draco sourly "I think I just misread the signs you know…" he trailed off and went up the stairs to find his group.

Fred's group (who Fred had decided to name "Team Fred") had moved onto decorating the hall. Upstairs with Georges team, they where discussing the best ways to inform the rest of the school about the disco.

"I think we should just rush into the classes and tell them" said Pansy "ugly mutt girl" Parkinson.

"Don't you think the teachers would mind?" George asked, highly regretting the fact he had Pansy in his group.

"Not if we invited them too"

"I'm not inviting the teachers" George said

"Who put you in charge anyway?" Pansy asked

"Oh shut up Pansy, you're only saying that because you fancy Prof. Flitwik" Seamus said annoyed

"I do not" Pansy said, her face burning red in embarrassment that her secret was out.

"I though you were Draco's girlfriend or something like that" Dean asked

"He broke up with me a few days ago. He seemed to think he had a better opportunity coming up…" Pansy said sadly

"Where is Malfoy anyway?" George asked

"I'm here" said Draco from the door. He was looking quite forlorn. "I just went downstairs to see the other group…"

"Ah, checking out our competition. Good work Malfoy"

"Yeah that's it…"

"Anyway, we still need to figure out how to get our messages to the student body"

"Well we don't really need to do we? I mean everyone will go down there for dinner and the disco will just be there instead…" said Draco

"That's very true" said George after a pause "Ok then, we need music."

This proved more difficult then you'd expect because wizards didn't have CD's so the music would have to be live.

"I could sing" Pansy said

"No but then we'd have to pay for all the broken windows and I'm not that rich" George said

"Colin Creevy and some other 5th years have started a band. They're called The Dungbombs" Neville said shyly

"But they're rubbish" Seamus complained

"Well so far they're the best option we've got so I guess you had better go get Colin" George said

The Great Hall was slowly getting transformed into a disco. They had found a disco ball in Snapes private store cupboard (the real reason he didn't want students to go into it was because it had all his 70's memorabilia) and there was enough alcohol and Butterbeer to sink a ship.

"Where should we set up?" Colin asked Fred

"Set up what?"

"Our stuff…haven't you heard, we're the music!"

After a couple of practice songs it became rather obvious that Seamus was telling the truth; they were rubbish. All they could do was out of tune cover songs of muggle bands and the Weird Sisters. Harry, who had been in the store cupboard trying on afro wigs, came into the hall and immediately noticed how shit they were.

Harry also had a hidden talent

"Oh move over Colin" he said pulling the microphone towards himself

"Yo! How many dudes you know roll like this, how many dudes you know flow like this? Not many, if any, not many if any. How many dudes ya know got the skills to go ROCK a show like this? Uh huh uh huh I don't know anybody"

"Gosh Harry, where'd you learn to do that?" said Fred taken aback

"I practiced in my cupboard" Harry said. "Accio turntable!" A turn table flew through the doors of the Great Hall. "I also DJ"

"Great, that sorts that then! This disco is ready to roll! And just in time too because classes end in 10 minutes"

"What the…."

"Fred? George? What's going on?" Ginny Weasley asked. She was one of the first people to reach the hall.

"It's a disco Ginny. Do you like it?"

"Yeah sure it's cool…but…" Ginny couldn't think of anything else to say so she went and danced with Dean.

More and more people began to file into the Hall. A few looked a bit surprised but as soon as a few people were dancing, the rest began to join in. Draco was swigging down Firewhiskey like it was Butterbeer, trying to drown his sorrows. George began to pour something into the punch.

"I say!" said Prof. McGonagall as she walked into the hall "What is all this about?"

"Come on Minerva! Lets dance!" said Prof. Dumbledore.

This is an example of Harry's rap:

I'm the boy with the lightening bolt scar

So many people wanna get me a drink at the bar

But I say nah bro!

Who made Voldemort go?

I lived in a cupboard for most of my life

Where depression and boredom were very rife

My cousin is a fatty

And my best friends act catty

But that's cool just don't call me a try hard

If you do I might have to have you barred

From this very disco club

Yeah YA!

I personally think he could use some improvement

The disco continued on for several hours. Harry then put on a slow track.

"Oh hello Hermione"

"Hi Ron. I didn't see you there…"

"Err…" Ron stuttered

"Yes?"

"Do you want to…" Ron paused and looked severely embarrassed "Get a hair cut?" he said randomly

"Are you saying you don't like my hair?" Hermione asked offended

"No! I just meant…"

"Your hair isn't so great either carrot top!"

"What did you call me?"

"You heard!" They both stormed off in different directions again.

Draco was very drunk by 12 o'clock and tried to dance with Moaning Myrtle, but fell through her. Ginny had danced with 8 different boys and Lavender was calling her names behind her back, mostly because she was jealous.

"Who does she think she is? She's just a little skank, that's all" she complained to Blaise

"A hot skank though" he said

By 2 am everyone who could walk was told to go back to their common rooms. Most got to the stairs a collapsed.

"Splendid disco" said Dumbledore on the way out.

"Yes," agreed Fred "Probably the best yet"