Thanks to everyone who reviewed the previous chapters. Sorry I've taken so long to update. Anyway, this is the last part of the story, so please review if you like it (or even if youdidn't it, it's all good). For more randomtales like this one read my other stories.

It was raining heavily down Diagon Alley. Two slightly obnoxious, but very entertaining gingas (redheads) were sitting at the window of a shop look out sadly.

"Fred, we haven't had a costumer all day. This is so boring" one of the boys called George said

"Yes George I know, but what do you expect me to do about it, I'm not god you know" his twin brother Fred said.

"I'd be funny if you were though." George said

"Yeah it would be aye. I wonder if there is a spell for that"

"A spell to turn you into God? That'll be the day!"

"But suppose there was one and everyone just assumed there wasn't one, so nobody ever used it before" Fred said happily

"Well let's stop talking about it and just do it!" said George who was tried of being cooped up.

So they stopped talking about it and just did it. First they went down to Flourish and Blotts and began looking through all the books trying to find one with a suitable spell. But then the bossy sales assistant was all like "This isn't a library you know, are you planning to purchase these books, or just get chocolate stains on the pages?", so they went to the Wizard Library instead. With-in half an hour they had found a suitable potion.

"This potion isn't even very complex" Fred commented

"Yes, it's dead easy! All you need it a cup of Lace Wigs, a dried apple core and a pint of Colin Creeveys' blood!"

"Where does it say you need a pint of Colin Creeveys' blood?"

"Ok I made that bit up, just testing you" George laughed

"Uh huh" said Fred uncomfortably

"Ok we can pick up the rest of the ingredients on the way home, let's go!"

The potion only took two shakes of a lambs' tail to whip up, so within the hour Fred was ready to drink it.

"Are there any precautions on the recipe page?" Fred asked just to be on the safe side.

"Yes, it says 'What ever you do with your new god like powers, it's all bound to go wrong and you'll learn a very important moral lesson. Side effects include vomiting and diarrhea. Potion wears off after a day '. Well that isn't too bad" George said "And think of all the positives! You could change the laws of gravity for a couple of hours and we could all float round the place."

"Ok then!" said Fred and he sculled the potion. "Mmm tastes like chicken!"

For a moment nothing happened then there was a small pop and an explosion of light that seemed to come from Fred himself. It took a few seconds for George's eyes to adjust to the light but when they did he saw a whole new Fred. Actually he was the same except his teeth were several shades whiter.

"Well you look the same to be honest" George muttered disappointedly "See if you can do something god-like"

"Such as what?" Fred asked

"I don't know use your imagination. Stop it raining and make it sunny"

"Ok" Fred said and screwed up his eyes in concentration. Outside the rain stopped and the grey clouds began to roll back revealing a blue sky.

"Wow! That's pretty nifty!"

The two boys went out onto the street and began looking for something to mess with.

"If you'd asked me a few years ago what I would do with these powers, I'd probably say I'd magic up a whole heap of galleons" Fred said "But we don't really need money any more, with the shop and all"

"True. But I know someone who does!" Georges eyes where alight with mischief. They were now just outside Gringotts Wizard Bank. "How about we put all the money from Malfoy's vault into mum and dad's!"

Fred smiled and began to concentrate again. He soon looked up, smiling.

"It's done!"

"Haha! That'll give Malfoy a nice little surprise!"

"Maybe mum and dad will be able to afford a houself now" George said

"Ok what shall we do now?" Fred asked. They went back to their shop discussing the best options.

"Let's dye the sky purple!"

"No, let's stew Snape in his own potions!"

Just then Lee Jordan came strolling down the street, his dreadlocks swaying in the breeze.

"Hello chaps, I was just coming to visit you" They filled him in on the last few hours.

"Do you have any ideas for us to do?"

"Why don't you turn all the three leafed clovers into four leafed ones?" Lee said. Fred and George exchanged looks.

"Is that the best you can come up with?"

"I think it's a lovely idea"

"Got any others?"

"Umm… you know, over the years you guys have had some killer parties." Fred and George smiled proudly "What if you like, had the party to end all parties, using your magic to mess with everything! And at the end of the night you can have pretty pretty fireworks!"

"That's actually a good idea. Apart from the fireworks, why are you acting so camp all of a sudden Lee?" Fred said

"I've spent the last two weeks in the company of Remus Lupin and Legolas Greenleaf"

"Well as interesting as that sounds it's quite another story, so let's just focus on this for now"

"Okay" Lee agreed

"George you can send out the invitations to a select group of cool people (everyone we know in other words) and I'll set up the venue." Fred said

George began to write the invitations, leaving a space for the venue. Fred was apparating off here and there and Lee was sticking glitter and feathers onto some of the finished invitations.

"I have a venue." Fred announced

"Where?" Lee and George asked together

"Let me show you" he grabbed their hands and apparated off. When they next looked down it took George a few seconds to realise they were floating in the air.

"Ahh!" said Lee dramatically falling to his knees

"Relax I've used my new godlike powers to make an invisible platform in the sky!"

"Neat!" said Lee

"Wow the floor is see-through! I always wanted see-through floor!" George said "But where should I write on the invitations? The sky? Some people won't know where to come"

"Look around little brother" Fred said smugly. George looked around for a second. He could see rows and rows of seats below him, and some rather large hoops at either end of the platform.

"We're on the Quidditch Pitch!"

"Damn straight! Tell people to come to the Pitch and I'll magic them up here."

"Great. Now take us back to the shop so we can send out the invitations."

Back at the shop George had made a list of people who were invited. There were about 500 but several of them probably wouldn't turn up, such as Sirius Black (who was dead) and the Giant Squid who had trouble breathing out of water. They also decided to invite Draco and Goyle, but not Crabbe.

"Ok now let's go back and wait for the guests to arrive" George said once he had sent off the last invitation.

Lee, George and Fred waited anxiously for their guests to arrive. Lee pulled out a cell phone and began to text someone.

"It's a muggle thing" he said in response to the Twins bemused looks "It tells people I have technology and friends"

"Uh huh" said Fred

Just then there was a knock at the invisible door and George rushed to open it. It was Draco Malfoy.

"Hello Draco" they said cheerfully

"Am I the first one?"

"Yes, so…how are things on the side of evil?" Lee asked

"Ahh well…" Draco began, but there was another knock at the door

"Hold that thought" Fred said as he opened the door to Harry Potter

"Draco!" said Harry angrily

"Potter!" said Draco shocked

"Oh yeah, I mean Malfoy!"

"Now you two aren't going to fight are you?" Fred asked the enemies

"What are you going to do to stop us?" Draco asked rudely

"Nothing, but you both have to have your hands tied behind your backs if you do, it's only fair. That way it's entertaining for us to"

"That sounds kind of kinky" said Harry "So sure, I'm up for that". Lee pulled a cord from his bag and tied Harry's arms together, then did the same to Draco.

"I'm going to get you Potter!" said Draco trying to head but Harry

"Not if I get you first!" Harry said as he bit Draco's ear. Draco squealed. The doorbell rang again

"That's a shame it was just getting interesting" Lee said. He opened the door and in poured Hermione, Ron, Ginny and a small boy with brownish hair.

"Wow the floors see-through!" said Hermione

"Wicked" said Ron. Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Who's this?" Lee asked, gesturing at the little boy.

"I'm the Half -Blood Prince" he said "But you can call me Ernest"

"Oh ok." Lee said happily "Hey are you two going out yet?" he asked Ron and Hermione

"Duh, we're still in angsty teenage love for each other" Ron replied

"But I see it really going places" Hermione added.

"Not if I can stop it" Ginny said in a malevolent whisper

The next guests to arrive were Hagrid and Prof. Dumbledore.

"Hello Hagrid"

"Arrr 'elllo 'orge ahhha ock" Hagrid said. George just smiled at the mumbo jumbo.

"And hello to you too Prof. Dumbledore"

"Hello young Master Weasley. I trust I find you in good health?" Dumbledore said, his eyes twinkling.

"Yes I'm good. " George said no more. He was contemplating just how Dumbledore got his eyes to twinkle on command like that. Dumbledore and Hagrid went to watch Draco and Harry battle it out. Harry's glasses had been broken so he was stumbling around blind.

"Please somebody help me! I need those glasses to live!" he moaned.

"Stop complaining Harry, all you ever do it moan. It's why no-one likes you" said Ginny

"Harsh but true" agreed Hermione

In the next hour everyone else arrived. People were chatting happily and dancing on the dance floor. Draco had won the fight and Harry was lying curled up in a ball on the floor, blood covering most of him. They had been forced to put a silencing charm on him because he kept crying out in pain.

"Fred, it's time" George told his brother

"I was just thinking that" Fred agreed. Both the twins and Lee Jordan snuck over to the large bowls of punch. Under normal circumstances they would only have put in alcohol or some other drug, but this was the party to end all parties. Lee poured a strong love potion into his. George put in a flask of mild truth potion and Fred tipped in a potion he had invented using his god like powers. The effects included laughing far too much in all the wrong places, getting very easily confused, wanting to fight, and needing to pee.

After a while Hermione and Ron felt sorry for Harry lying on his own like that so they brought him a drink to cheer him up. Hermione and Ron had one too.

"You all right down there Harry?" Ron asked

"Sniff Sniff" said Harry

"Oh cheer up life's not all bad" Hermione said taking a swig of her drink

"I guess not but things have been really hard on me, especially since Sirius died…"

"Hahaha" Ron giggled

"Ron did you just laugh?" Hermione looked rather mortified

"No! I didn't I promise you"

Harry took a large gulp of his drink and whipped the blood of his face.

"Honestly Harry you're such a scruff-a-muffin" Hermione said.

"That's not a word" Ron said indignantly

"Yes it is! Besides, Hermione would know. She's so smart, and pretty." Harry smiled up at Hermione.

"What?" Ron looked from Harry to Hermione. His mind seemed to be working in overdrive. "Harry, do you like Hermione?"

"Maybe…ok I simply cannot hide my affections any longer! I love Hermione Granger!"

"You…What did you say?" Ron stammered

"I love Hermione"

Ron's eyes flared with anger "Come here, I'm gonna batter you!"

"Bring it on!" Harry said in an American accent

"I will" a look of horror passed over Ron's face "But I really have to go to the toilet first"

Across the invisible platform in the sky Pansy Parkinson was chatting to Dobby the House Elf. He was holding onto a very moldy breadstick, trying to convince her it was Winky.

"Harry Potter will not believe Dobby Miss, but this is because Harry Potter is not been brought up as a proper wizard. Surely you will believe Dobby" he said in a high pitched squeak.

Pansy took a gulp of her drink and answered "No Dobby it's a breadstick. Admit it or die!" and out of no where she produced a Samurai sword and started waving it about.

"Ah ah the end has come for Dobby!" Dobby moaned, trying to escape Pansy. Angelina Johnson and Katie Bell happened to be standing near by.

"Oh good I always wanted an excuse to hurt her" Angelina said. The conjured a box around her so she couldn't reach Dobby. Pansy then tried to cut through the bars with her Samurai sword, but it didn't work so she sat down and began to cry.

"I just have all this pent up anger inside of me" she cried "And I know I'm ugly and nobody likes me, which makes it so much worse…" Angelina and Katie looked guiltily at each other.

"It's ok Pansy, heaps of people like you" Katie lied

"You're not really ugly at all" agreed Angelina and she tried to hug Pansy through the bars of her cage. But this was the moment Pansy had been waiting for. She dived on Angelina and tried to pull out her hair.

"Ow ow" Angelina yelled. Katie stupefied Pansy so she let go.

"That cow!" Angelina said

"I know. Hey, here's an idea, lets use her for a pinyata!" Katie said. Angelina agreed this was a splendid idea so they strung Pansy up and took turns to hit her with Dobby's breadstick.

The dance floor was packed as everyone danced the night away. From the other side of the floor a mysterious stranger, (a really hot one too) was staring at George. After a few minutes of eye contact he came over.

"Excuse me, but do you wanna battle?" he asked

"Huh?" thought George.

"A dance battle?" the mysterious stranger added

"Oh alright then" George said. The crowd parted and made a circle around the two battlers.

The stranger began by doing a backspin followed by a walk over. George looked towards his brother (Fred, not Ron) who winked at him. Using Fred's god like powers George was propelled into a head spin and some other very tricky break dance moves I don't know the names of. The stranger came back in and was going hard, but everything he did, George did better.

"You keeping up there bro?" George asked trying to sound gangster, or as gangster as a pale face red head can sound. The stranger looked defeated and fell to his knees.

"Ok you win" he admitted. The crowd booed and cheered.

"Now, as the winner of that little battle I demand to know your name!" George said

"My name…my name is Vincent Crabbe!" this shock announcement was greeted with utter silence. Even the music stopped.

"But how could you be Crabbe? You're ruggedly handsome and Crabbe's kind of ugly to be honest" George said

"Well when you held the party of the centaury and didn't invite me, I figured something was wrong. So I went to the doctors who told me I needed to see a muggle optometrist who told me I was blind! But the he fixed my vision and for the first time in my life I could see properly. And I looked in a mirror only to discover I was hideous! So then I went to the plastic surgeons and now I'm gorgeous"

And all this within a couple of hours George though.

"That's nice" said George

"Do you want to go out?" asked Lavender Brown

"No. There's only one person for me and Prof. McGonagal said that's never going to happen."

"Eww she's grotty and old. I expect she'll have died in a few weeks" said Lavender

"Perhaps that's true but at least she was always kind to me" Crabbe said. Everyone slowly backed away from him.

"I feel really scratchy" said Seamus Finnegan

"No you feel really itchy" corrected Hermione in an annoying manner.

"I feel like cake" said Dean

"Well you don't look like one" said Seamus

"Hey everybody it's almost time for the fire works!" Lee Jordan shouted across the invisible platform in the sky. Everyone crowded around waiting for the explosion of colour to begin.

"Come on Fred" Lee whispered "Everyone is waiting"

"I thought we weren't having fireworks" Fred answered

"Yes we are; magical wonderful fireworks!" Lee said. Fred rolled his eyes.

"Fine but only because I feel sorry for you" with that Fred turned around looked at the sky. Out of no where came a blaze of red and yellow, twisting and turning until it began to resemble Hogwarts castle. It disappeared in a puff of smoke and was replaced by green and blue comets, going in different directions. The fireworks got more and more spectacular each time.

"I've got an idea" Fred said under his breath. The next image to appear in the sky was a boy on a broom stick instead of disappearing into smoke, the rider turned round and pointed his broom at the watching audience. There were gasps as he skimmed over the crowd, knocking off Prof. Dumbledore's hat. He turned around, presumably to do the same thing. Just when he was a few metres away from the crowd, Lee realised what was happening.

"Stop it Fred, just stop it, you're ruining the fireworks."

"No why should I? This is very entertaining." But Lee couldn't contain his anger anymore and he dived on Fred, completely body slamming him. Fred was out cold. Unfortunately this also meant there was no one to stop the broomstick from crashing right into the platform. Which it did. There was a crack, similar to a crack in an ice lake that began to appear in the platform. Everyone was running around like headless chickens.

Suddenly the platform gave way and all 500 people, almost the entire cast of the Harry Potter series, plunged to their deaths.

Or so it would have been if the Giant Squid had not taken up the twins invitation and turned up to the Quidditch Pitch. He had no way of reaching the platform so he had stayed down on the ground, feeling rather lonely. It was quite a surprise for him to find 500 people falling on top of him. The Giant Squid is very bouncy so he cushioned everyone's fall, apart from Harry who missed him by a few feet and landed in a pile of Dragon dung (don't ask me why there was a pile of Dragon dung of the field. Perhaps it's a good fertiliser.). But he too was saved. Everyone was happy they had lived, and the Giant Squid was happy to finally have someone to talk to. Eventually everyone went to sleep on the Squid, as he is the most comfy bed in the world.

"Have your powers worn off yet Fred?" George asked

"Almost" he said "That was really a good party wasn't it"

"Yeah, it'll be remembered for years to come. "

Fred smiled "Well, good night bro"

The moral of the story: We should all be nicer to Giant Squids 'cause you never know when one will save your life.

The End