Life at the Princeton Plainsborough Teaching Hospital resumed almost normally as they did before Chase and Foreman became hallway pizza by Vogler. House continued to be an insensitive yet emo bastard, Cameron adopted all the kittens and puppies from the local pound and Wilson continued to fuck every woman within a ten mile radius.

Wednesdays were always special at the PPTH; for Wilson's eyebrows, it was French braid day. Oh how he loved whacking all of his sluts with them just before cumming in their eye. And how he loved to fuck his cancer patients. He loved these sluts most of all. Because cancerous tumors gave him such a boner.

But one Wednesday would be different from all the others.

Cuddy walked down the hallways towards Houses office, her hips squeaking horribly and dust flying out of her crotchal region. She stomped into his office, spread her legs wide and placed her hands on her hips and stared at House pensively. House was concentrating on his lap for some reason or another, he looked like he pooed himself a little.

"House, I know you're sad about Chase and Foreman, but you have to move on."

"Who?" House looked up and realized Cuddy was in the room.

A loud, sexy woman moan emerged from under the desk.

"What the?" Cuddy was like woah.

"Wilson won…again.." Cameron crawled out from under the desk and wiped herself off. "Oh.. Cuddy. Nice to see you again."

"We were having a contest to see who can masturbate the fastest. Wilson always wins," House said exasperated.

Wilson also crawled out and stretched, proud to show his poor, hopeless babies dripping down from his pant leg. Cameron sighed and looked at Wilson annoyed and then at House, puckering her lip a bit.

"OH-KAY.. I'll finish you up, get over here." House pulled down his pants again and let Cameron ride him. "Anyway…Cuddy… You were saying?"

"I just..I.."

Wilson, getting a semihard on from Cameron fucking House raw, began to hump the air. All he wanted want some poon, and maybe to strangle a bitch or two with his eyebrows.

"You need to get to work—."

"AAAHHHHFHFDJIHGOFDJGIOWREIGYES" Cameron moaned in ecstasy as she flooded the floor of House's office with cum. "There go my ovaries." She got up off his lap and shook her hips, and a faint rattling sound was heard. "Oh, never mind, I still have them."

"Good girl." House patted Cameron's little hairy head.

Wilson's boner was so huge he started smacking the lamp on House's desk as he continued to hump feverishly, slowly inching towards Cuddy.

Just then, a giant dusty bat swooped out from under Cuddy's skirt and viciously ripped off House's large horsecock.

In the end, Vogler donated his schlong in hopes they would forgive him for killing Foreman and Chase.

Also Stacy gave birth to a gaggle of baby canes.