Marioemailexe

by Dash Parr

Mario checks his email. Hilarity ensues. This is a parody of Strongbademail.exe.

6. New Computer

Email 6: New Computer

Cast (in order of appearance): Mario

Mario receives a telegram for a new computer.

Transcript:

Mario: I think I can send a telegram.

The telegram reads:

DEAR MARIO STOP

WHAT NEW COMPUTER DO YOU WANT? STOP

SIGNED, JIMMY T.

Mario: Well, I'd like a Tandy 1000 mind you. Stop. Those are good computers. Stop. Signed, Mario.

Mario: See you later.

The End

Remarks:

This is the first telegram email that Mario receives.

Telegrams are always typed in ALL CAPS and they never use any punctuation, hence the word STOP at the end of each sentence.

DVD Version:

The email's sound is passed through an old-timey sound filter to make it sound old and scratchy. Also the screen flickers making it sound like a old black and white film.