E-mail 7: Assistant
Cast (in order of appearance): Mario
Mario is tired and decides to do one last e-mail before going to bed.
Transcript:
Mario: (yawn) I'm tired. I think I should go to bed.
(ding dong)
Mario (sleepily): Who could that be?
He opens the door. Mario receives his first telegram.
The telegram reads:
Dear Mario STOP
I think you should have an assistant. STOP
signed, Manofthehouse
Mario (reading tiredly): Dear Mario, stop. I think you should have an assistant. Stop. Signed, Man of the house.
Mario: You know what, you're right. Tomorrow, I'll call up some people to be my assistant who help me with my emails in the daytime and the nighttime.
The next day...
(The next day... is typed and then deleted.)
Mario calls up some assistants with a pay phone.
A phone display appears at the bottom while the paper comes down from the top.
(Mario inserts a coin.)
A phone number is dialed at random.
(dialing)
(ring)
Mario: Hello! You wanna become one of my assistants. I haven't decided on the pay yet.
This is on a loop with different numbers dialed at each time.
References:
The pay phone refers to operator voices.
DVD Version:
- There is an Easter Egg at the end. You can click on the coin to listen to several different calls.