Mario Email 10: Doug The Werewolf
Cast (in order of appearance): Mario
Computer: Tandy 1000
Mario receives an email from Doug the Werewolf which suddenly ends.
Transcript:
Mario: Save up points to earn a secret email!
The email reads:
Hi Mario! This is Doug from Tokyo, Japan and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as famous as you. I am a werewolf and
Mario (typing): And what? That's it? Like "I'm a werewolf and here $2,000,000,000,000 worth of game coins?" or "I'm a werewolf and here's your own limousine? I mean what the--- (suddenly) Oh no! I get it! They killed him! Somebody struck a knife to his heart! Oh this is so sad! Oh Doug! I weep for you.
(cut to a black screen, Mario walks in.)
Mario (addressing viewers): Hi everybody. In memory of poor Doug, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Doug memories, like this one.
(Mario is holding a remote, he presses a button on it, and the email reappears.)
Mario: This is Doug from Tokyo, Japan and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as famous as you.
(channel change back to Mario on the black screen.)
Mario: That was great! Who could forget this one?
(channel change back to the Tandy 1000)
Mario: I'm a werewolf and... (typing) And what? That's it?
(channel change back to Mario on the black screen)
Mario: We sure had some great times Doug. I'm gonna miss you buddy.
(the screen fades out to the Tandy which now reads:)
In Memory:
Doug
The End
Remarks:
This is the first email to end abruptly.
References:
This email refers to "Trevor The Vampire."
DVD Version:
The email now has hyphens at the end.
The second memory scene has been extended.
DVD Transcript:
Mario: Save up points to earn a secret email!
Hi Mario! This is Doug from Tokyo, Japan and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as famous as you. I am a werewolf and
Mario (typing): And what? That's it? Like "I'm a werewolf and here $2,000,000,000,000 worth of game coins?" or "I'm a werewolf and here's your own limousine? I mean what the--- (suddenly) Oh no! I get it! They killed him! Somebody struck a knife to his heart! Oh this is so sad! Oh Doug! I weep for you.
(cut to a black screen, Mario walks in.)
Mario (addressing viewers): Hi everybody. In memory of poor Doug, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Doug memories, like this one.
(Mario is holding a remote, he presses a button on it, and the email reappears.)
Mario: This is Doug from Tokyo, Japan and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as famous as you.
(channel change back to Mario on the black screen.)
Mario: That was great! Who could forget this one?
(channel change back to the Tandy 1000)
Mario: I'm a werewolf and... (typing) And what? That's it? Like "I'm a werewolf and here $2,000,000,000,000 worth of game coins?" or "I'm a werewolf and here's your own limousine?
(channel change back to Mario on the black screen)
Mario: We sure had some great times Doug. I'm gonna miss you buddy.
(the screen fades out to the Tandy which now reads:)
In Memory:
Doug