Well, hello! And Welcome to My Little World of Weirdness!

I state for the record that, despite the fact I really, really wish I did, I don't own any of the characters that will grace this story; it's all CLAMP's! Always has been, always will be!

Also I don't pretend to have any Mastery over the language of Japanese or any clue as to correct grammatical structure. I put it in and hope it gets across the point I'm trying to make! Nor do I [thankfully] own the Nelvana theme tune, but I do own the lyrics to this fic!! And Yue-Bella, and Kero-ette, and Li Syaotang and several other characters, but I don't want to spoil the surprise yet!!

"Speaking"

*Stress/emphasis*

//Thinking//

~~Flashback~~

#Singing#

Whoops! Didn't Mean To Do That . . .

By Dr Megalomania.

[Cue CC Theme Tune and Manufactured Boy Band™]

What if, Hammer, Bounce, Hole, Swear, Unfinished, Stupid . . .

Cardcaptor of the Whoops,

Expect some unexpected stuff!

Cardcaptor, you gotta be kidding!

Cardcaptor, go track them down!

Cardcaptor . . . dun dun do dodo!

CARDCAPTOR MEILIN?!

A single lotus petal disturbs the darkness causing bright glowing crimson ripples in unknown water . . .

She turned, Kero-ette was there to her right, Syaotang was to her right, she looked down at her hand, he held it. She blinked and looked at him, his profile betraying his kindness and his confidence in her . . . she looked ahead, Tomoeda school's clock tower, lit by a rainbow's worth of colours, and all was covered in lotus petals. The petals flowered down around them in endless streams . . . she turned, behind her a tall lanky man stood in a flapping overcoat, his long hair broken loose of it's customary ponytail . . . in his hand he held----

At first it started as a tiny speck of black light . . . but when she touched it, the tiny speck of black light exploded into a thousand little black lights . . . she would have smiled if that little black lights didn't precede to suck each other up and forming a giant black light. When she touched it, it broke in half and disappeared . . . Syaotang smiled at her again, "Half . . ."

[Cue senselessly dramatic music]

Part Three: Meilin And A Hole New Trouble!

"Half . . ."

Kero-ette rolled over in her bed, Sakura and Keroberos had given her a small bedroom recently. They had said with a knowing look that one day, is Kero-ette was anything like Kero, Kero-ette might need it, just in case she needed to get away . . . she fluttered out of bed and over to her mistress. The little black haired girl was murmuring "Half . . ." over and over in her sleep.

//Half?// Kero-ette thought as Meilin rolled over, the new Cardcaptor had been out until very late last night capturing, not only the Late card, but also the very annoying Swiss Army Knife card, it was basically the Sword card, until Clow decided that the Swiss army knife card was probably a little hard to pronounce, Kero-ette still sniggered at Yue's tone as he told Clow. . .

~~

Kero shoved Yue forward, the moon guardian glared at his brother one last time //stupid coin toss!// he groused silently, "Look, Clow. . . we understand your intention, and yes, it's a very useful card but. . . no Cardcaptor's ever going to suddenly cry out Swiss army knife card! Release! Now, are they?"

"You think it'll be a little hard to pronounce?" Disappointment clouded Clow's voice, "Hmmm. . . Maybe you're right . . ."

"You think?" Yue waved his hands at the man in exasperation.

~~

Kero-ette looked down at Meilin, and wondered what she was dreaming about, "Half?" She started to shake the girl awake, "Half what?!"

"Pardon me?"

"Half?"

"Half what?"

"That was what I was askin' you!"

"When?"

Kero-ette rolled her eyes, and glanced at the clock, "Just get ready for school will ya!"

"Ohayo!" Meilin grinned as she slid the door open, she strode in confidently. She had just left Yuki-Bella at the gates with a promise that Yuki-Bella would come over to Meilin's that night for tea and cake. Kero-ette would be pleased to see her sister, and Meilin would be even happier to see Yuki-Bella again!

"Ohayo!" Sakura and Tomoyo beamed back, as soon as they were all sat down, they asked, "How did the capture go last night?"

"It went as easily as all the others did . . . although we had one hairy . . . or should I say hairless moment when the card went after Yue's ponytail . . ." Meilin chuckled to herself as she remembered Touya, who was filming in Sakura's place, fight with Yue over the camera. The moon guardian was determined to destroy any evidence that he had screamed like a little girl as he ran away from the scissors of the Swiss Army Knife card.

"My brother did say Yuki wasn't as happy in the morning as he usually was!" Sakura laughed as Syaoran and Eriol strode in. "Good morning!"

"And a glorious morning to everyone!" Eriol enthused, as he slipped into his seat, Tomoyo turned and gazed at him speculatively, "Nani?" He grinned.

"What have you pulled off?"

Syaoran rolled his eyes, as dreamy glowing orbs, and pretty magic girl type flowers suddenly surrounded Eriol, "I just discovered he believes every word I say. . ." Eriol's eyes slid closed and he clasped his hands over his heart as he sighed, "Syaotang believes my lies . . . Hayaannn!!"

Sakura, Tomoyo and Meilin turned in their seats and raised questioning eyebrows at Syaoran, the little wolf shook his head and grunted; yep that's what I said . . .

Syaotang stepped into the room, decidedly crestfallen, he slid back his seat and let out a dry sob, he threw himself on to his desk dramatically. "Oh god . . . why me? Why? Whhhhhhyyy!!!"

"What's wrong?" Meilin turned slightly in her seat to look at the depressed little tango. He lifted his head and looked at the door.

He sighed again, "You'll find out. . ."

"And then she said, back off bitches! He's all mine! I couldn't believe it!" Chiharu said as she and Rika and Naoko walked along the path to have lunch, "She's just like Meilin when she first came, only. . .  American! And where's this Readingtown place?!"

"Can you imagine what an American version of Meilin would be like?" Rika proposed.

The three paused and thought about this terrible notion for a few seconds . . . which was probably a bad idea because this really big, black hole just opened up and swallowed them hole . . . ahem, I mean whole!

Syaotang sighed and shouldered his bag, "I can't stand her . . . you think she's get the hint I can't stand her after twelve years of me not saying a word to her . . . Damnit, she just won't geddit!!"

"Oh, trust me, she won't get the hint for a couple of months. . ."

Syaotang look at his grinning companion, Hiirawagizawa Eriol was . . .  'apparently' Clow reed's reincarnation . . . he didn't really understand where the sudden urge to hit him came from, but from the looks on Syaoran's face, the feeling wasn't all that odd. "Why do you know everything?"

"Me. . .  I'm Clow Reed's reincarnation . . . and a darn nice guy at that!"

Syaotang sighed again, //it was like trying to get—//

"Water out of a stone with you, isn't it?!" Syaoran groused loudly, Syaotang flinched slightly, that was exactly what he was thinking . . .

"SYOOOOOOOOOOOOTANNNNNNNGGG!!!" Madison Rae shouted from behind them.

"Arrrgh!" Syaotang flinched again, "Hide me! "

"What?!"

Syaotang sprinted off, "Never mind! I'll hide myself!" He ducked into some bushes. He would have sighed a breath of relief but . . . another hole opened up under his feet and swallowed him hole too . . . ahem, whole. . . I mean whole!

Once lunchtime was over . . .

"Where is everyone?"

The teacher looked around his sparse class, only Sakura, Meilin, Tomoyo, Madison, Syaoran and Eriol had returned. The door slid open and Syaotang stumbled in, "Gees Louise sensei! I'm sorry for being . . . late . . ." he looked around the class, "But I guess I'm not as late as everyone else . . ."

"What happened to you today?" Syaoran glanced at Syaotang as the new group walked home, surprisingly . . . or rather unsurprisingly, Syaotang and Madison had taken the penthouse suite just opposite Syaoran and Meilin's. Eriol had had another fit when he found this out and became resolved to make as many 'Make sure you don't get mixed up and walk into the wrong house' jokes as possible. The girls were walking ahead, and chatting animatedly, as the lads hung back.

"I fell down a hole." Syaotang sighed. He had fallen into a magic hole; luckily, it was the kind only magic persons could get out of, which was why all the students had disappeared.

"Seriously?" Syaoran eyed him.

"Yes."

"ERIOL!" Syaoran yelled at his blue haired, walking companion.

"Nani?"

"Why did he fall down a hole?"

"What do you mean?"

"He fell down a hole . . . at school . . . there are *no* holes at school."

"Point being?"

"*You* were at school today!"

"What are you trying to say?"

"Eriol," Syaoran sighed exasperated, "Why are there holes at school?"

". . .  because someone put all the halves together?" Eriol began to snigger.

The girls stopped and turned, then the group as a hole (. . .  sorry, promise, that's the last time) as a whole, winced, "Oh *Eriol*!"

"Nani?"

Yuki and Yuki-Bella virtually skipped as they linked arms and walked in front of Nakuru and Touya. The latter chuckled as their magic-o-vision enabled them to see the formers' true forms. The two moon angels were gagging in their sleep.

Nakuru let out a rather wistful sigh, "Yuki-Bella's a real knock out, isn't she?"

"What did you just say?"

"I said Yuki-Bella is a real knock out isn't she?"

Touya paused and slapped his ears, "I'm sorry, one more time."

Nakuru blushed as Yuki and Yuki-Bella paused and stared at them, "Nani?"

Nakuru grabbed Touya's arm and pushed him along, "*Nothing!*" she growl, the two Yuki's shrugged and started to skip again, they were just one step away from---

"#We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!#" The two began to sing happily, Touya and Nakuru slapped their foreheads, and internally Yue and Yue-Bella looked accusingly at each other, claiming it was the other whose false form had started it.

Touya chuckled at the sight, and then glanced at Nakuru, "You're in love with her, aren't you?"

"I've got it bad . . . and this time it's worse than you!"

Touya winced; "That's gotta be bad!"

Nakuru nodded miserably, "I know, and I can't even be sure if she's my way or the one-way street!"

Touya glanced at Yuki, "Well, I felt that way about Yuki during the Clow cards and the Sakura cards . . . perhaps you are meant to be the Whoops version . . ."

"God I hope not . . ." Nakuru shuddered, "I don't want to spend the next few months saying nothing much more than 'I . . . you . . .' to her every time I want to tell her I love her . . ."

As they continued on their way home, no one noticed the strange little black hole appear and disappear by the gate of the Tomoeda elementary school.

Kero-ette sipped her tea, Meilin filled another cup and turned to Yue-Bella, "Would you like some . . . oh, wait you're just like Yue, aren't you . . .? You don't eat."

"Actually I do, Yue doesn't eat 'cause he's neurotic like that." Yue-Bella folded her wings and sat rather primly next to her sister, Meilin did a double take, had it not been for the rather fetching bows in her hair, the Ruby moon like skirt and shawl, Yue-Bella could well have been mistaken for Yue. Meilin glanced at Kero-ette and wondered what tiny differences this version of Kero would have in her true form.

The little guardian beast-ette glanced up from her cake, "So why do you think the holes are a Whoops card?"

"I don't know I can just. . . feel it." Meilin shrugged, she didn't want to say 'Because holes like that just don't appear randomly'

"Hmmm. . ." Kero-ette stared deeply into her cup, "More tea please!"

"'Kay back in a second!" Meilin skipped out of the room quickly.

Kero-ette glanced up at her sister, who lay back on the bed, the moon angel-girl pressed a soothing hand against her forehead, letting her eyes slide shut against the afternoon sun. There was silence between the two for a little while, Kero-ette and Yue-Bella thinking deeply about the last few days, Yue-Bella sighed, "Why did you send her out?"

"She's becoming stronger . . ." Kero-ette remarked calmly, carefully picking some crumbs she'd accidentally dropped out of her sister's hair, "I'm amazed by the amount she's increasing every day . . . you can feel that also."

"Indeed, we must watch her closer . . ." Yue-Bella sat up and folded her arms, she shook her head seriously, "it won't take long for the cards to realise that she's the Cardcaptor . . ."

"This is the Whoops cards we're talking about . . ." Kero-ette raised a questioning eyebrow.

Yue-Bella's eyes snapped open, "Oh yeah, well; still these holes must be the Hole card."

Kero-ette winced, "I forgot about that card . . ."

~~

"Get it?"

Clow sat across the desk, waving the card, Yue rolled his eyes again. Clow was getting remarkably irritating. "Yes." The moon guardian forced a grin on his face, he was trying desperately not to strangle his master, after all that wouldn't do. . .

"It's a Hole card!" Clow snorted harder, as if this was an amazing revelation.

"Yes, Clow, very clever." Yue began to clap slowly, it was tradition, Clow got bored, Clow create pun, Clow use pun on Yue, Yue get pun, Clow tell pun again, Yue get pun again, Clow tell pun again, Yue roll eyes and get pun again, Clow tell pun . . . well, you get the idea, "Well done."

As always, Yue used the 'I have to leave now, Clow, to pass this wondrous pun onto the world' excuse and slipped out the study. He bumped into Kero who was heading in for his afternoon incantations lesson; he looked up at Yue, "What's going on?"

Yue hesitated before he uttered the two most fearful words . . . well, in Kero's view; they were the second most fearful words in the household, the first being 'no pudding'. Yue sighed and took a deep bracing breath, "Clow's bored."

"Oh no!" Kero stepped back in shock, if Clow was bored, that meant . . . puns . . . bad ones, a zillion bad puns a minute . . . almost as frightening as no more pudding left in the house. Kero shuddered, wondering what the latest pun Clow had come up with and had become fixated on this happy afternoon.

"I know. . ." Yue shuddered as well, "If he asks you if you'd like to see his latest card, say that you get it before he pulls it out!"

"Why?" Kero asked before the door suddenly opened, Clow beamed as he stepped out.

"Ah, Kero! Let me show you my latest card!" The magician knelt in front of his guardian and waved the card in front of the lion, "It's a Hole card!"

". . ." Kero glanced at clow, then at the card, then at Yue who was mouthing 'Get it! Please get it, oh for the love of Clow, please say you get it!'

Clow, oblivious to his moon angel's attempts to stop the inevitable, cried in great humour, "A HOLE card!"

". . ." Kero blinked, stared at the card, then at the grinning magician, then at his almost desperate brother. He knew why Yue wanted him to say he got it, but as the sun as his sign he found it very difficult to tell a lie easily. Clow caught on and glanced behind him, to see a nervously grinning Yue. "A Hole card!" Yue enthused and pointed at the card.

". . . I don't get it!" Kero winced, knowing this would mean Yue would hide the pudding again.

Yue slapped his forehead silently so Clow wouldn't turn, he stared at Kero. "Kero, listen carefully; it's a card, a *whole* card."

Kero glanced at the card again. "I. . . still don't get it."

Clow snortled, "It's not just half of a card; it's a Hole card!"

". . . I still don't get it. . ."

Clow started to laugh even harder, and soon he was laughing too hard to say anything other than "It's a Hole card!"

Yue stared at Kero pleadingly, "Kero . . . listen to me really carefully. It's a hole card, a *whole* card . . . please don't make him have to explain it . . . because you *know* how long it takes him. . ."

Kero winced, Clow's explanations did tend to encroach on nap time, and pudding time and even time that could be better spent watching paint dry or watching grass grow, "Oh . . . *oh* . . . right . . . um, I, er . . . I get it! Ah ha ha, that's . . . very funny Clow. . ."

Clow chortled for a few minutes more before ruffling Kero's ears gently, and briefly hugging Yue. The two guardians stared at the door before heading to the kitchen to raid the larders; Yue glanced down at Kero, who looked very concentrated.

"Yue. . ."

". . . Kero."

"Yue. . .  we have to keep him entertained."

"Indeed. Before he creates a card that produces bad puns . . ."

"The two shuddered once more."

~~

Kero-ette sighed, "Thank God he kicked the bucket before he created the bad pun card . . ."

"Agreed." Yue-Bella nodded, as she rose to stare out the window, the moon was just rising. She glanced at the door just as Meilin was entering once again, "Ah mistress . . . I think it's time we went to the school and dealt with the Hole card!"

"I know . . ." Meilin looked very sombre, "Syaoran's gone to Sakura's, it's too late to call anyone, so . . . I've left a message with Wei." She pulled out the rubber ducky key. "O, key that hides the staff of the Whoops . . . reveal the true blunder before me . . . I, Li Meilin, command thee under our bathly bond.  Release!" She smiled and held up the magic girl card, "It's time for Cardcaptor Meilin!"

Kero-ette crowed and shook her balled paw in the air, "All right! Now you're getting it!"

Meilin looked down on herself. The magic girl card had elected to dress her as an astronaut or at least that's what Meilin thought of it as . . . she had a futuristic radio head set, with a form fitting metallic body suit. Everything was very purple and shiny; Kero-ette had spent a couple of minutes just staring at it 'cause it was pretty. Meilin sighed, "Why an astronaut?"

"Hmmm . . ." Kero-ette adjusted the matching cyber headset resting on her own bright yellow crown, "Consider this carefully, perhaps you will be facing something that an astronaut might encounter in space . . ."

"Konbanwa . . ." a smooth voice commented quietly from behind them.

"Eriol!" Meilin spun to find the fellow occupants of the school's empty schoolyard. Eriol stood there in his full robes, and flanking him was his guardians, Ruby and Spinel. They all looked ready to take on what silly mistake Clow had reeked upon the hapless town of Tomoeda.

"Hai!" Eriol smiled and stepped forward, "It's a pity that Tomoyo isn't here to film your costume, you look stunning!"

Meilin blushed, "Thank you . . . What are you doing here?"

"I seem to remember creating a card that created holes . . ." Eriol nodded, "At the time I think it was the through and the erase all in one . . ."

"Not to mention a terrible pun!" Growled Kero-ette.

"I forgot you could remember that." Eriol chortled, as he reached up to pet the tiny guardian beast-ette.

Ruby moved towards Yue-Bella, and grinned, "Konbanwa!"

"Ruby Moon . . . you look . . . different . . ." That was the polite version of what Yue-Bella was thinking, Ruby had shucked her normal skirt for a pair of loose leggings, her . . .his . . . it's hair was all pulled up into a single more masculine pony tail and not a spot of make was applied. It was faintly disturbing to see Ruby actually embracing her asexuality.

The pink haired moon guardian sidled closer, and said in a light-ish manly voice, "I know . . . I thought I'd give my masculine side a try . . ." She, or rather the new, he grinned, "So . . . what do you think?"

"You look . . . different . . ." Yue-Bella repeated, she looked faintly upset, and disturbed.

Meilin broke out of her conversation with the reincarnation to look at her moon guardian, "Uh, Yue-Bella?"

"Hai." Yue-Bella took one more look at Ruby, and then obediently attended her mistress.

"Uh, nice try . . ." Kero-ette floated closer to Ruby, the moon guardian looked less than happy with Yue-Bella's reaction.

"What do you mean?"

Kero-ette chuckled quietly so only Ruby could hear her, "Yue-Bella a real shoujo."

"I know." Ruby looked longingly at the beautiful moon angel-girl.

"Uh huh . . ." Kero-ette folded her arms, "She's also into shoujo ai."

"Really?!" Ruby went crashing to the ground in shock, then quickly scrambled up as she realised what this meant, "Brilliant!"

"Yue-Bella, I need to get on to the roof . . ." Meilin glanced up, the holes were becoming visible now, the school was becoming covered in them! Eriol had quite calmly told her that . . . 'It might swallow up the hole school . . . get it! Whole, hole?!' Had she not been dressed so elegantly, Meilin might have whupped him.

Yue-Bella looked up, "Hmm . . . you will get a better vantage point if I carried you around."

Kero-ette fluttered beside them as Yue-Bella held up their magic mistress. Meilin gasped, the Hole card *was* beginning to swallow the school hole . . . she slapped herself, she meant whole!

"Watch out!" A bolt of lighting struck a black hole that had suddenly appeared. While this saved Meilin, Kero-ette and Yue-Bella from being sucked into impending holy doom (. . .seriously, that's my last pun! Anyway . . .) . . . it also caused Yue-Bella to let go of her new mistress! "Mistress!"

"Meilin!" Kero-ette cried, and began to dive down towards her black haired, falling mistress. "I'll catch you!! All right!! it's time to show my courage!!"

Meilin shut her eyes and screamed as the wind whistled 'Tragedy' past her ears, the music was so bad and repetitive. Then she experienced her entire life before her eyes, she was just getting to the point where she had lost her little bird when she suddenly landed on something soft and warm, her eyes snapped open. The starry night sky shone down on her, and two huge cream wings batted softly in and out of view. Meilin turned over; Keroberos-ette glanced over her shoulder, "Are you all right?"

"Kero-ette?"

"Hai!" The smooth voice feline chuckled, her voice taking on the mature tones of a wise twenty year-old.

"Kero-ette . . ." Meilin looked at the guardian, "You look like Keroberos . . . only . . . your helmet is . . ."

"Rose bud pink rust . . . or at least that's what I prefer . . ." the lion chuckled, "I can change into my true form anytime I like . . . it's the only good idea Clow had about this entire deal!"

Meilin laughed, "I'm grateful! Now . . ." she pointed to the roof where Syaotang, Madison and Eriol were now standing. "Let's capture that card!"

The nightly group got together and began to try and fight the rapidly appearing holes, Yue-Bella and Ruby went above and aimed Ruby shards and lilac arrows at the black holes, Meilin and Eriol rode the back of their sun guardians and attacked the holes with their staffs. This succeeded in slicing the small holes in half, but it seemed to only destroy the one hole and creating two new holes to contend with.

Meilin glanced at Syaotang to see how he was managing. He and Madison . . . who was still wearing her hideous straight out of eighties suburban hell 'robes' triplicate on the inverted commas! Syaotang and Madison drew out their swords; "Fork's know my plate!! Release the lightning! Ki'ya!"

Lightning sprung forward from both of their swords and sliced through more of the holes, creating even more. "This isn't doing any good!" Roared Keroberos-ette, "We have to find another way!"

"How come she had magic?!" Meilin muttered, "I didn't have magic!"

"Mistress?" Meilin glanced up at Yue-Bella, "We have to concentrate . . ."

Syaotang glared up at them, "We don't have enough time and we can't keep this up!" Meilin bid Kero-ette to land by him, and the irate American ran over, "Holy smoke! We can't even get even get through half of them!"

Meilin blinked and glanced at Eriol . . .

~~

"Eriol," Syaoran sighed exasperated, "why are there holes at school?"

". . . because someone put all the halves together?" Eriol began to snigger.

~~

"That's it!" She thought back to her dream, the black lights swallowing each other up, and then the largest black light was split in half! "We need to cut them in half!"

"We tried that!" Madison yelled, "It just created more of them!"

"No! We need to lead them all together so they all stick together, then we just need to slice the biggest hole in half so it isn't a whole anymore! "

"That . . ." Madison blinked, ". . .is an awful pun! "

"But it's the right one!" Kero-ette sprung up, "Let's get to it!!"

The now massive whole throbbed and wobbled in front of them, the hour had been exhausting but they had finally got all of the stupid holes to suck each other up. "Is that all of them?" Eriol yelled down.

"I think so!" Syaotang yelled from the roof, he glanced about, "No, wait! Meilin! There's one just beneath you!"

The tiny runaway started to try and pull away from the huge gravitational pull from the large black hole, Meilin bit her lip, and Kero-ette wouldn't be about to catch it in time.

"What are you doing?!" Kero-ette roared as Meilin suddenly leapt off her back.

The black haired girl fell just outside of the pull of the big hole, but managed to snag the little hole with her staff and yank it toward the large hole. She continued to fall as the hole stabilized into it's more visible form. "Yes!" Meilin shouted as she pulled out her Swiss army knife card. Her feet firmly planted on her magic circle, Meilin's descent was stopped. "Swiss army knife! Become a sword and cut the hole in half!" Magic wrapped around her staff and became a silver and Ruby sword, "Release and misspell!!" She hollered and stuck the appalling wisecrack with avengeance.

The new Whoops card floated in to her hand easily, she glanced up, "Now see . . . that was a challenge!" Kero-ette and Yue-Bella took one look at each other and dashed downwards to their mistress.

Meilin glanced down at her feet; the magic circle was beginning to fade from existence! "Oh no. . ." She murmured, she looked up; Yue-Bella and Kero-ette were still too far away.

Madison turned on her heel and tutted, "Stupid girl!"

Syaotang nodded, but stared at Meilin as she fell. By all rights he should have helped her, but he knew, just knew, Madison thought that there was something going on between him and the black haired girl . . . and frankly he didn't want anymore grief from her. Not that he was afraid of her, Madison's magic was mere salad dressing compared to his power, but still . . . the girl could pack a punch!

Besides, he reasoned, just because Meilin was a cute Chinese girl didn't mean he was particularly interested in her. He hadn't told Madison yet, but Yue-Bella's other form . . . he sighed; "Yuki-Bella-san is a real knock out!" He murmured quietly.

Ruby's eye twitched as she landed on the roof behind him, she remained silent and still . . . but that was because Eriol had heard the boy too and had quickly put her motions under a spell. Eriol enjoyed having two cute little descendants too much for her to kill one just yet . . . he glanced at Meilin, //Come on Meilin, realise it! Come on, think about the cards you have in your possession!//

Meilin closed her eyes and waited for her life-flashing-before-her-very-eyes movie to restart, she was up to losing her little bird and—

Her eyes snapped open, she quickly reached into her pocket, "What if I had a card that could give me wings!" She screamed quickly, "Release and misspell!!

She closed her eyes again as magic surrounded her, she felt herself come to a sudden stop. She creaked open her eyes to see Kero-ette and Yue-Bella peering at her bemusedly, "What?"

"Good timing . . ." Kero-ette chuckled, then glanced at Yue-Bella who sighed.

"Just six centimetres off the ground . . . Impressive."

Meilin felt herself land softly, she glanced either side of her, she now had wings. Large, slightly see-through, white butterfly wings trembled slightly, they were beautiful, with crimson checks on it. They were just like Ruby's only white. She grinned, "I can create cards?"

Kero-ette nodded, "Yes . . . although I should have expected the creation to take a lot out of your magic res—" the lion paused as Meilin's eyes crossed and she fell backwards. She glanced at her sister, who shrugged and bent over.

"Come on . . . let's get her home."

Madison stomped all the way home, "Damnit, Damnit, Damnit! We should have got the card!"

"It's not like we did much . . ." Syaotang muttered, "It was her idea . . ."

"And then she still cheated . . . why did she get the stupid Whoops guardians anyway . . . and now she has wings! Oh! Damnit, Damnit, Damnit!"

Syaotang sighed; it was going to be another one of those nights . . .

Yue-Bella sat on the roof, and gazed up at the moon. She smiled as she felt the two other moon guardian auras from behind her. "Konbanwa!" She greeted her identical twin brother and Ruby Moon.

Yue nodded, and held a box towards her, "Here . . . I remember how much you love your chocolate . . ."

Ruby started slight, "You eat?!" Yue-Bella nodded, and offered the red haired moon guardian a sweet. Ruby popped a strawberry swirl into her mouth and sighed, "Thank you . . ."

"What's wrong?"

Yue chuckled, "She just found out that Li kid . . ."

"Syaoran?"

"No, the other one." Yue chuckled; "He's head over heels in love with you!"

Ruby slapped her forehead, Yue chuckled and Yue-Bella just gazed off into the middle distance.

"Hoo-boy . . ."

Meilin turned over, and open her eyes. Kero-ette was standing on the windowsill staring quite seriously . . . well, as serious as you could get with this tiny golden stuffed animal thing with a silk, red nightie, and a bright red night cap slung over on huge ear . . .

"What are you thinking about?"

Kero-ette smiled slightly, "The future . . ."

Meilin sat up; she still was a little tired from the creation of the butterfly card. She smiled; "I guess there's a threat of some sort disaster posed over the world if I can't win the final judgment or whatever Clow decided . . . ni?"

Kero-ette smiled softly, she nodded. "But Clow was an idiot . . . it's won't be a disaster to anyone . . . except . . ." she paused and looked at Meilin, she shook her head, "It won't be a disaster at all to anyone . . ."

"Good . . ." Meilin yawned and lay back down. Soon she was sleeping deeply again. Kero-ette fluttered over and tugged in her new little mistress.

"It won't be a disaster to . . ." she murmured, ". . . anyone else . . . but you . . . Cardcaptor Meilin . . ."

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And now it's time for Leave it to Kero-ette   

Kero-ette: Konnichiwa! And welcome to this charged innovative section of Cardcaptor Meilin! Wow-Zah! What a day huh?! Today we encountered the Swiss Army Knife, the Hole and the brand new Butterfly card!! Not only that but now that Yank has an even more annoying girlfriend . . . Urg! She's something out of the eighties . . . what a fashion mistake!! But let's not think about them! Let's think about all the good, good feelings that Meilin gave us today!!

[Presses face against screen] Let's get Ready!  Kero-ette-chan check!!

Today, we saw the Butterfly card being created, the What If card can create any card at any time! But it takes a lot of power!! The Butterfly card is just like the Fly card from the Clow cards but! But! But! It can give Meilin wings or it can give the rubber ducky staff wings! The wings themselves are large white and match perfectly with today's outfit! Go! Go! Go Magic Girl! Out doing itself again!

[Sits in big red chair] So how was it? Don't get behind your studies, but always leave plenty of room for Cardcaptor Meilin! Well, please R&R and come back for the next instalment of Whoops, Didn't Mean To Do That!

[Waves] Hon na na!

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Preview

Meilin: Sa-Sakura-chan? You're throwing a fancy dress party just for me? Hoe . . . wait . . . why do I sound like Sakura? Why can't Yue-Bella talk anymore? What's with all the water Tomoyo-chan? EHHHHH?!? What happened to Eriol, Ruby and Spinel?! Why are Clow, Kero and Yue here now?! HOOOEEE!!! What's that thing bouncing off everyone's head?!

Masks off at Midnight, Meilin!!

Next time on 'Whoops! Didn't Mean To Do That!' Come with me, Cardcaptor Meilin!

 Release!

[Cue senselessly dramatic ending music!]