Mario Email 18: Japanese Email

Cast (in order of appearance): Mario

Mario receives an email from a Japanese sender. He translates using the Japanese-English translator, and replies with the English-Japanese translator.

Transcript:

Mario (singing): You can't touch this! Let me handle it! Can't touch this! Hammer Time!

こんにちは、 Mario!

私は日本からある。 日本人についてどう思いますか。

ありがとう、

Amiyumi

Mario (reads the greeting which says "Konnichiwa Mario!" then stops): What is this? Did the Japanese not get typed correctly or something? I see a "Mario!" and an "Amiyumi" in there, but that's all I can see in the email. Maybe I need to translate the rest of this email.

(He types "run Japanesetranslator" and presses enter.)

Mario: (clicks "email") Oh, maybe some of this... (he types the text written by the sender) ...and maybe some of that... (he clicks "translate") ...and then give it a little bit of time.

(Windows 3.1 ding.wav) Your message has been translated.

Mario: Whoa! That was quick. (he presses Enter) Let's see what we got here.

Hi, Mario!

I'm from Japan. What do you think of the Japanese?

Thank You,

Amiyumi

Mario: Well, Amiyumi, I can say, it wasn't written very well so it must not be good. I think you need to work harder on it. (typing) I wish I could get the symbols correctly on my computer, but it doesn't have that language capability. Your friend, Mario. (spoken) Until next time, meet me at six.

The End

Easter Eggs:

Click on the word, "Japanese" at the end of the email to get a sample of the first record in the LP set.

The LP case reads:

Learn to speak Japanese!

The largest vocabulary of Japanese words and phrases you can use to impress your family and friends! They'll think you're a Japanese Master!

Now, you too, can speak like the Japanese people do.

This record includes Greetings, Farewells, Yes and No Responses, and Simple Questions.

With over 10 volumes, each with 100 courses, and each course with 1,000 lessons, jam-packed full of Japanese phrases, you'll become a sensei of Japan!

Disc 1 includes:

Greetings

Farewells

Yes and No responses

Simple Questions

Collect all 10 volumes of Japanese literature!

Vol. 1 Sample Transcript:

Announcer: Learning a new language can be fun! When you play this record, you're learning new vocabulary each day! Let's begin.

Voice: Konnichiwa!

Announcer: Means "Hello!"

Voice: Hai.

Announcer: Means "Yes."

Voice: Iie.

Announcer: Means "No." And now on to Lesson 2: Farewells.

(the record scratches and stops playing.)

Repeat the process to get a sample of the first disc in Vol. 2-10, then a sample of each LP Disc in Vol. 1-10, and finally, to get the whole course.

The LP cases read different things when you click on them.

Rewind:

The easter egg is a reference to the jukebox easter egg in a Japanese Email.

DVD Version:

Click on the Mario Head to get the Japanese LP Discs. This time, the LP Disc courses starting with the first LP samples in each volume, then all the LP Disc samples, and finally, the full volume have all been combined into one Easter Egg.

You can now cycle through the record cases by clicking the angle button.