Mario Email 23: Caffeine
Cast: (in order of appearance) Mario, Luigi
Computer: Tandy 1000
Places: The Computer Room, Luigi's Room, The Field, Concession Stand, The Classroom, The Auditorium, World Science Museum
Mario gives Luigi caffeine, which gives him a caffeine high!
Transcript:
Mario: Email this, and email that!
Dear Mario,
I noticed Luigi felt sorta depressed the other day, Why don't you give him some caffeine?
Justin
Greensboro, TN
Mario: (typing) Muhahahahahahaha! (devilish laugh) (Mario does a devilish laugh the same time (devilish laugh) is typed)
Mario (clears screen) (continues typing) Dear Justin, (enter) In addition to your look, I likes the sound of your town, "Greensboro." We've got the World-Wide Science coming up, and so far all I came up with is "How Volcanoes Erupt." So (cut to a diagram) I figure I'd add a couple of heaping spoonfuls of sugar to his milk. I'll definitely get first place, or the Nobel Peace Prize.
(cut to Luigi's Room)
Mario: So Luigi, how do you feel?
Luigi: (speaking very quickly) I feel great! I feel great! I feel fine! I haven't smacked you! I haven't smacked you! I can't remember my name!
(cut to the field)
Luigi: What's up! Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo! Do you want to do anything? Anything at all? Did that ring a bell?
Mario: Subject is acting weird as can be.
(cut to the concession stand)
Luigi: I would like to buy some of this, and this, and this, and that...
Mario: The subject's condition continued to deteriorate, and he began blurting out answers and interrupting in class.
Luigi: Madagascar, Nepal, Australia! Hey Wayne, you're hot!
(cut to the auditorium)
Luigi: What are we gonna watch? Are we gonna watch anything? The suspense kills me! I'm a crazy man!
(cut back to the field)
Mario: In the final stages, subject became erratic, violent, and crazy!
Luigi: Hey Mario, what do you got there? (he starts slapping Mario) You wanna be friends, you wanna be pals, hey hey hey!
Mario: I don't want to die! Please don't hurt me! No no no no no no!
Luigi: Hey hey hey hey! (he returns to normal) Hey there? What am I doing here?
Mario: You were trying to kill me?
Luigi: I got knocked out!
(cut to the World Science Fair)
Mario: At this point, the subject passed out.
(crowd gasps)
Mario: Which can only bring us to one conclusion. Luigi's my brother.
The End
(click Submit Review to send me your emails)
Easter Eggs:
Click on the paper in the folder to look at his original project.
Click on Science to hear his comments on the original project.
Mario: For this project I used fire to simulate volcanoes.
Crowd: Impressive.
Click on the Luigi Head to see Luigi's Project.
Click on his project to hear comments about it.
Luigi: I've been working on this a whole week.
Crowd: Very cool.
Click on Caffeine to see Mario get a caffeine high.
Mario: (typing really fast) You can see how things will turn out for the project! I enjoy it! Things are going great for me!
Trivia:
This is the first time that the email feature is used.
References:
This email references "Caffeine."
DVD Version:
In the DVD Version, all of the Easter Eggs except for the Mario High have been combined into two Easter Eggs.
The Mario Head on the left combines his volcano simulation and his comments. Also the fire burns the paper severely.
The Mario Head on the right combines Luigi's project and his comments.