Well, hello! And Welcome to My Little World of Weirdness!

I state for the record that, despite the fact I really, really wish I did, I don't own any of the characters that will grace this story; it's all CLAMP's! Always has been, always will be!

Also I don't pretend to have any Mastery over the language of Japanese or any clue as to correct grammatical structure. I put it in and hope it gets across the point I'm trying to make! Nor do I [regretfully] own The Gumi 'Catch You, Catch Me' theme tune, but I do own the Cardcaptor of the Whoops lyrics to this fic!! And Yue-Bella, and Kero-ette, and Li Syaotang, and Madison Rae and Carl Hodover, and several other characters, but I don't want to spoil the surprise yet!! All other songs I don't own, but I do own the made up lyrics!! Every line except from the last line from catch 'em, That way . . . I mention it purely because my beta reader, who I have never heard swear and once read one email with a serious swear word in it [I'm still in therapy for that one, the shock, the shock!] anyway, she who never swears almost gave me a heart attack when she suggested it . . .

~~~TimeShift~~~

"Speaking"

*Stress/emphasis*

//Thinking//

~~Flashback~~

#Singing#

Whoops! Didn't Mean To Do That . . .

Series Zero.Two

By Dr Megalomania.

[Cue 'Catch You, Catch Me' and Meilin Singing:]

So now, catch 'em, catch 'em, that way, that way, Hoo-boy!

Remind me who's fault this was!

And now, Syaotang's after 'em and Madison's crazy! Help me!!

Surely there must be some other, other, other, OTHER way!!

I'm in such deep sh--------

"This dream . . . Where am I?"

Syaoran turned in the darkness . . . he stared at his sword blankly, and looked at the strange robes . . . he turned again as he heard Eriol laughing. "Eriol!"

Music started up, and Syaoran found himself standing by a well, he looked in, and was surprised to find himself wearing Mickey Mouse ears. He frowned as he recognised the music, the magician's apprentice! "Eriol! What new evil are you doing now?!"

Eriol suddenly popped out of nowhere and grinned at him, "What makes you think this is my fault?"

"Because you are evil, you are evil . . . and . . ." Syaoran frowned again, "You are evil!"

Eriol laughed, causing Syaoran to get madder, he gripped his sword tighter wishing he could use it . . . then he remember that this was a dream. He raised his eyebrows, and cooed, "Oooooooh!"

 He raised his sword and quickly sliced the laughing reincarnation in half. He smiled as the two halves peeled away from each other like a banana peel.

Just as he started to walk away, laughter began again. He spun and found Eriol . . . and another Eriol laughing happily. Syaoran face faulted, and raised his sword again; he sliced the two in half again. He turned away and started to walk, when even more laughter occurred. Syaoran rolled his eyes and sighed, as he turned to find *four* Eriols laughing gaily. He growled, "This is gonna take a while . . ."

Suffice to say; soon bright spark Syaoran was surrounded by about a million Hiirawagizawa Eriols laughing happily. Syaoran stood in the middle and grabbed his hair. "ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

[Cue Senselessly Dramatic Music]

Part Eleven: Meilin, Eriol . . . And Eriol's Mind . . .

Eriol snickered to himself as he floated over Syaoran's bed, he was knitting and sitting crossed legged as he watched Syaoran squirm and fight in his dream. "Heh, heh, heh!!" He looked at his hands and started to knit, "Drop one, and carry one, and cross over . . ."

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"

Eriol paused as Syaoran grabbed his hair and shouted. The reincarnation grinned evilly, and looked around, he had sound proofed the room, so only Eriol could enjoy tormenting his cute little descendant in peace. Eriol smiled as he resumed his knitting. He stated to hum, and the humming turned into whistling and the whistling soon turned into singing, "#Glory, glory, I'm so eeeeevil! Glory, glory, I'm so eeeeevil! Glory, glory, I'm so eeeeeevil and you ain't gonna find no worse!#"

As Eriol celebrated in his true evilness . . .

"Which one?"

"Eriol."

"The Master's child reincarnation?!" The small cupid-like fairy-boy Whoops card spluttered, "Isn't that a bit risky?!"

The other Whoops card narrowed it's eyes, "Yes . . . but we need to move things along . . . the Cardcaptor is beginning to sense my presence . . ."

"That's bad . . ." The smaller card blinked, and raise it's arrow to shoot Eriol, "Are you sure?"

"Absolutely . . . besides . . ." The taller Whoops card grinned as it floated outside Syaoran's bedroom window, "It would be nice to humiliate him a little!"

Eriol was just about to break into his second verse when he felt something very sharp prick his very delicate British buttocks, "Ow!" He rubbed his backside, and glared at Syaoran, thinking the boy had just kicked him, "That hurt!" He raised his hand and threw a spell at Syaoran, the little wolf darn near sobbed as his dream filled with even more Eriols. The half reincarnation grinned to himself, and shook his head, "I'm a freaking comedian . . . that is hilarious . . ."

The next day. . .~~~

"Are you okay? You look like hell . . ."

Syaoran rested his back against the tree, "I had the worse nightmare . . ."

Syaotang rolled onto his back and stared up into the sky, "Like what?"

"Eriol . . . a million of him . . . all over the place . . ." Syaoran shivered, his memory throwing up a couple more images of Eriol. A light breeze blew over them, and the cherry blossoms rustled quietly, Syaotang sighed and looked over at the little wolf, "Must have been really bad . . . you haven't had the energy to growl at me once . . ."

Syaoran nodded, and raised his hands pathetically, "Grrr . . . Arggg . . ."

Syaotang pushed himself on to an elbow. "Tell you what . . . Save any growling you have for me today and take it out double tomorrow . . . or better yet . . . take it out on Eriol . . ."

Syaoran nodded gratefully, and looked up, "Speak of the devil and the devil shall come . . ."

Syaotang turned; Eriol came prancing happily towards them. Syaoran sighed as the reincarnation came to a bouncing stop, "What new evil have you wreaked upon this hapless town of Tomoeda oh, ye of little faith, repent for Eriol is the reincarnation of the idiot Clow Reed, he has come to wreak even more terror upon thee . . . repent, repent . . ."

Eriol frowned and put his fist on his hips, "You didn't sound like you meant that at all!" He sniffed, "I thought I meant so much more to you than that!"

Syaoran lifted his head slightly, "I'm sorry, I just had a nightmare last night and I didn't get much rest . . ."

"Heh heh! I'm a genius . . . he didn't even guess that it was in fact *I* who put him under a deep sleep spell and caused him to have such terrible nightmares . . . mah hah ha ha!" Eriol stroked his chin evilly, "I am a genius . . ." He sighed and pressed his hands against his cheeks, "I love me . . ."

Syaotang and Syaoran stared at him as if he had just gone crazy, Syaoran leapt to his feet, "So it was you who gave me nightmares!!"

Eriol looked stunned, "How did he guess?! No one could have known . . . unless I told him myself!!" Eriol gasped, "But I haven't said a word . . . all of this is inner dialogue!!"

As Syaoran was strangling Eriol for giving him nightmares . . .

The cupid-like Whoops card grinned to himself, "Who to do next?" He fluttered around the schoolyard, and looked down as he flew over the girl's cheerleading practice. He spotted a purple haired girl with a video camera, watching two other girls avidly. He smiled and aimed his arrow . . .

"Ouch!"

Tomoyo rubbed her rump, and looked away from her camera for a split second, something very painful had just hit her bottom. "Owww . . ."

"That's good work, girls!" Yukie-sensei shouted, "Okay! You can break off now!" Meilin and Sakura ran over to the washing sink and washed the sweat off their faces, Tomoyo ran over quickly, "Both of you are so beautiful!"

Meilin and Sakura blinked, and blushed, "Uh . . . Arigato, Tomoyo-chan . . ."

Tomoyo sighed and stars began to shine in her eyes, "And to think, you're both the magic girls of the city . . . destined to protect and serve . . ." Meilin and Sakura cringed as Tomoyo's daydream suddenly took shape, Meilin and Sakura both looked astoundingly brilliant, wearing beautiful costumes and standing over the earth as if to protect it . . . there was even a sun glare, and the appropriate *Ting!* To go with it. . .

"Tomoyo-chan!" Sakura whisper urgently, "Shhh . . ."

Yamazaki followed Chiharu, Rika and Naoho as they came to wash their faces, "What's this about magic girls?"

Sakura clamped her hand over Tomoyo's mouth as Meilin quickly shrugged it off, "Ah ha ha ha!! It's just the RPG that we've been playing . . . Me and Sakura are . . . magic girls . . . with special powers . . ."

Yamazaki raised the finger of truth instantly, "Did you know?" All eyes turned to him instantly, as he continued, "There once was a great magician called Clow Reed and he apparently created a set of special cards that were very rowdy, so . . . he created a book which he sealed all these cards in . . . He called these cards the Clow cards after himself . . ."

Chiharu lifted her fist, "Lies again . . ."

Rika chuckled politely as she watched Naoho hang off Yamazaki's every deceitful word, "And then what?"

"He created two guardians, one that would guard the seal, this one was a large lion with wings but he was always very sleepy, and another, which was a tall angel with flowing white hair and beautiful wings that would take on a false form and would eventually judge--"

"Hai! Hai!!" Chiharu bonked him on the head, "Enough of your lies!!"

Tomoyo smiled, "Yamazaki-kun and Chiharu-chan are such a cute couple, but of course they don't even begin to compete with the cuteness of Sakura-chan and Syaoran-kun . . ."

Chiharu paused in her strangulation of her long time boy friend to stare at Tomoyo, as did everyone else in the group. Tomoyo smiled back at them nonchalantly as Sakura went as red as a tomato. Meilin rolled her eyes slightly, as Tomoyo turned her camera on Sakura exclaimed that, "Sakura-chan is even cuter in red! I think I might call this episode Sakura-chan's Embarrassment At Being Called Cute!"

"To-Tomoyo-chan!"

The small cupid-like Whoops card chuckled, and fluttered off. "Back to my proper target . . ."

Eriol sighed happily as he walked home with the others, "I love me . . ."

Syaotang and Syaoran slapped their foreheads at the same time, and then growled at each other, "Cut that out!" They leapt apart and pointed at each other, ". . . And that!!"

Tomoyo giggled slightly as she pulled at Sakura's hand, "It seems that their likeness is an act of the Mirror card . . ."

"Or maybe the Twin . . ." Meilin smiled, Sakura blushed and squeezed her best friends' hands.

"It's such a nice day . . ." Eriol tipped his head back, he smiled as he murmured, "And I'm such a lovely person . . ." He glanced at Syaoran, "I won't spoil his day by letting him trip over his shoes laces . . ." Eriol blinked, and smiled, "Syaoran-kun . . . your laces are undone . . ."

Syaoran came to a slow halt, "What did you just say?"

"Syaoran-kun . . ." Eriol smiled patronisingly, "Your . . . that's as in it is your possession . . . Laces . . . as in your shoe laces, as in the shoes that you are wearing on your feet . . . Are . . . that's the word 'are', not the letter . . . Undone . . . meaning they are not tied, they are no longer in the knot that you tied them in . . ."

"No, I meant before that," The little wolf shook his head, "What did you say?"

"Um . . . nothing . . . unless you mean 'Let's get home, I have guardians to feed', but I said that at the school gates . . ." Eriol clapped his hand on Syaoran's shoulder, "Are you feeling a little slow, Little Wolf?"

"That's not what you said . . ." Sakura said quietly, "You said . . ."

As Sakura and Syaoran tried to convince Eriol that he wasn't thinking the things he thought he was . . .

"So, where's Madison?"

Syaotang smiled, "She's at afterschool homework club . . ." He looked at the group in front of him, //This is a perfect opportunity . . .// He pressed his hand on to Meilin's arm and smiled at her. The sunset matched her eyes, he decided, Syaotang smiled as he held her hands, "Meilin . . .?"

Meilin blinked and tilted her head, "Hai?"

"Meilin . . . I . . ." he smiled, finally, he would be able to tell her, no interruptions, no buzzing cameras in his face, or noisy, nasty Madisons, no card capturing to do, just good ol' 'boy tells girl that he loves her, girl leaps into boy's arms and announces she loves him back and then a nice happy Disney-patent ending'. Syaotang smiled, and squeezed Meilin's hands a little tighter, "Meilin . . . I have something I want to tell you . . ."

Spinel fluttered over to the card Mistress' house, Kero-ette had called to say that she was over her brother's house and that if he'd like to join them, he was more than welcome. Spinel smiled to himself, and ran a paw over his furry head; he hoped he looked all right. He smiled at his tiny bouquet of roses, Ruby had teased him endlessly about it, but still she had gotten them, they were tiny flowers of his tiny sweet heart!

The Whoops card smirked as he watched Spinel flutter along, "Hmmm . . . okay . . . just one more, and then back to Eriol . . ."

Keroberos shook his large head as he clawed his way out of his normal head gear, "Ahhhhh . . ." He scratched his back against Sakura's drawer, "Better. . ."

There was a quiet tutting as Kero-ette shook her head at him, "Haven't you ever heard of asking for help with things like that?"

"Kero-ette-chan!" Keroberos turned away, and blushed, "Put something on!"

Kero-ette chuckled, as she glanced from her towel to her brother, "You're naked too, you big Muppet!"

Keroberos looked at his sister's true form, "Yeah, but I'm always naked . . . and this is my house . . . and . . ." he padded over to his game console and sat down, "I reserved the right to walk around this place in my underwear long before you were released!"

His sister tutted again, as she turned to go use the shower; she called over her shoulder, "Just don't break my game controller!!"

"Whatever, whatever!"

Spinel rubbed his poor bruised tush, and wondered if the roses he got his sweet heart were actually thorn-free like he had asked Ruby to get. "Oowwww . . ." he moaned quietly, and fluttered up to Sakura's bedroom window. //Perfect!// he thought as he saw Keroberos-ette playing alone in Sakura's room. Well, he assumed it was Keroberos-ette because she was playing with her game controller . . . even though she wasn't wearing anything . . .

"Hmm . . ." Spinel smirked as he pawed the window open and silently changed into his true form, he had a very good idea . . .

Kero began to purr as he felt a gently placed kiss on his wing joint, he tried not to giggle, thinking it might be some errant Whoops card at work. His purring got deeper as the kissing started to go up his back, and then he started to hear a really sexy deep voice purr, "Oh, my darling . . . I've waited sooooo long to have you like this . . ."

He felt silly, but Kero let out a high-pitched girlish giggle, it felt so nice to have someone doing this to him . . .

The Whoops card's version of cupid giggled happily as it aimed it's bow once again at the new Cardcaptor's friend, he was stuttering slightly, and appeared to be trying to tell the new Cardcaptor something, "Here . . ." The card murmured, "Here's something to make you say exactly what you mean . . ."

Syaotang jolted as he felt something pinch his backside painfully, but in a manful effort not to embarrass himself in front of Meilin, he smiled and started to speak, "MeilinIthinkyouarereallybeautifulandreallysexyandI . . . love you!"

Meilin blinked as Syaotang's words tumbled out of his mouth at a fast pace, "Uh . . . nani?"

Syaotang's face fell, "Oh no . . . she doesn't like me back . . . Oh, no . . . This means I just made a complete idiot of myself . . . arrrgghhhh! What am I going to do?! Um, um, um . . . I know!" He blushed bright red, and spun on a heel. Meilin blinked in confusion as Syaotang took off, leaving behind a huge cloud off dust. "Eh?"

Yamazaki smiled as Syaotang ran past him at top speeds, Chiharu blinked, "What was that?"

As Yamazaki turned to answer her, the cupid-like Whoops card looked from Eriol to Yamazaki really quickly, it knew it's mission was to trail Eriol and make *his* life hell . . . but there were so many people around . . . it shrugged as it aimed for Yamazaki, "Last one . . . promise. . ."

Yamazaki yelped as something really sharp hit his butt; he frowned and turned to see what it was. Finding nothing, he shrugged and turned to Chiharu again, "Did you know . . .?"

Chiharu sighed and decided to humour him, "No, what?"

". . . That every word that comes out of my mouth is a complete and utter, bald-faced lie . . . it's incredible, but true . . . I've never said a true word in my life . . . this may because of a deep seated fear of revealing my true feeling to you, Chiharu, my love . . . it's you I get up every morning for, your eyes torment me in my sleep, I just can't get enough . . . and I tell so many lies because I know that you're just come after me . . . and I have to admit I enjoy it when you take control of me like that . . . but enough of this inner dialogue and on with the lie cause I really have a hankering for a slappin' . . ."

Sakura blinked as she and her friends past Chiharu and Yamazaki, Chiharu was snogging the pants off Yamazaki. "That's odd . . ."

"Any more odd than Eriol?" Syaoran asked, Eriol was still sighing happily and murmuring that he loved his evilness, himself and occasionally he confessed that he loved Tomoyo.

"Well, usually when we see Chiharu and Yamazaki . . . aren't they usually fighting?"

"Maybe, it's the good weather we're having . . ." Tomoyo said quietly, "What's wrong Meilin-chan?"

Meilin came out of her daze, "I think Syaotang-kun just confessed his undying love for me?"

"HOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!!" Sakura screamed, she spun and grabbed Meilin, "You mean I missed it?! What was your answer?!"

"I didn't say anything . . ."

"What?!"

"I didn't say anything 'cause he said something about making an idiot of himself and ran away . . ." Meilin looked around, "He just kinda ran off in that direction . . ."

Sakura's lip trembled sadly, "When you give him your answer . . . Do you promise to---"

"OW!!" Eriol yelped again, "Okay . . . that hurt!"

Meilin blinked, "Nani?"

Eriol rubbed his tush, "I keep getting shot in the bum . . . and it's not getting any more fun! Unlike the fun I had last night tormenting one of my favourite cute little descendant but that was made even better by the fact I am so evil . . . I love me . . ."

Meilin was about to punch him before he could go on but . . . she felt something cold run down her back . . . Meilin looked up, "A Whoops card . . .?"

The Whoops card stopped licking at it's cold dripping ice cream, and hummed to itself, "Causing havoc in the Cardcaptor's life is such hot work . . ." it blinked and looked down, as more ice cream slipped off it's cone and on to Meilin's upturned forehead, "Oh crap . . . I've been sensed!!"

Meanwhile . . . Downstairs at the Kinomoto residence . . .

Ruby looked from Yue to Yue-Bella and back again.

"Haven't your eyeballs dried up yet?"

"No." Yue answered, not letting his gaze slip from his sister, she stared back at him just as defiantly.

"You won't win this one brother . . ."

"I shall!"

"Thou shan't!"

"I shall!"

"Thou shan't!"

Ruby giggled as she sat back with Touya, "I told you that if we gave the winner a big ol' sloppy snog from the person they most desire, neither would stop . . ."

Touya sighed and shook his head, he glanced at his watch. "But this is getting ridiculous . . . they've been at it for an hour . . ."

As Yue and Yue-Bella refused to bend in the Great Moon Guardian Staring Contest . . .

Keroberos-ette glanced at Spinel; the midnight blue cat was still wiping his mouth. "I'm sure if it was me you had done it to, I would have been rolling on the floor purring with pleasure . . ."

Spinel winced, "Keroberos was . . . and that's what's worrying me . . ." He smiled weakly, "But thanks for trying to cheer me up . . ."

Kero-ette tried not to laugh at the situation, Kero was still wiggling on the floor, moaning that he had had to put up with Clow and Yue for two centuries and that he was not a part of it and now Spinel . . .

**RING, RING**

Kero-ette fluttered out of the room, leaving Spinel and Kero . . . "Hey! Don't leave me alone with him again!!" . . . alone, she smiled and answered her 'phone. "Moshi, moshi?"

Meilin waved at Syaotang as he and Madison came jogging into the park, their rashiban boards glowing brightly. "You sense it too?"

"Of course we do, you complete twerp!" Madison sniffed haughtily and turned to Syaotang, "Let's just capture this thing and then we can go!"

Meilin blinked, "Why are you being so mean to me now?"

"That's not any of your business!" Madison growled at her, "Come on Syaotang baby! Let's seal this thing!"

Meilin's mouth fell open as Madison stormed off, she glanced at Syaotang who stared back at her, he looked very sad for a few seconds before steeling himself. "Come along Cardcaptor," He snapped coldly, "We have work to do!"

Sakura joined Meilin, "Meilin-chan?"

The black haired girl was staring at the ground, "I don't know what's wrong with him . . ."

"You gonna be okay?" Sakura put her hand on Meilin's shoulder; Meilin swallowed and clenched her fists. She nodded and pulled out her cards and her key. "I'll be fine! Now!" She raised her head, "There's a Whoops card on the loose . . . and I'm the only Cardcaptor in the house!"

"The cavalry's here!!" Meilin looked up to find Touya, Yukito, Nakuru and Yuki-Bella riding to them on their bikes as fast as they could, Kero, Spinel and Kero-ette were hanging on to their opposite's false form's hair tightly, Kero-ette crowed again, "Don't worry Cardcaptor Meilin! We're here!!"

"So, what card is it? Why did Clow create it? And what do I need to do to kick it's sweet can back into it's mistakes confine?"

Kero-ette blinked, she'd never heard Meilin be so determined before, "This is a really special card Meilin, even with your description I can't tell you which on it is . . ." She looked at her sister, "How about Yue-Bella?"

Yukito-Bella shook her head, "Not even a glimmer of recognition . . ." She patted Meilin's shoulder, "But you'll figure it out Meilin . . . you always do!"

Meilin didn't even Hayaannn, which made Syaoran raise his eyebrows in even bigger surprise, "Uh, Meilin-chan . . . Are you feeling okay?"

Meilin nodded, "I'm fine . . . I just want to correct whatever this stupid card's done . . ." She glanced at Syaotang and Madison, they were a little way off, trying to triangulate the card's precise position . . .

"You didn't need to be so mean to her . . ."

"Sure I did," Madison growled, "Now you have stopped going as mushy over her, it's time to push her away . . . anyway, you're the real Cardcaptor!"

Syaotang shook his head, "I'm not . . . and I wasn't all mushy over her in the first place!"

"Well, it's over now, so I can stop breaking my face trying to assure the stupid girl that I like her . . ."

Syaotang frowned, "I thought you were starting to like her . . ."

"Look . . ." Madison put a fist on her hip, "The only reason anyone would be nice to that girl would be because they were in serious need of a life . . . I mean, look at her . . ."

Syaotang tuned Madison out, turned and looked at Meilin as she listened to Yuki-Bella and Kero-ette seriously, her long black hair was partially hidden by the school's cap, and in her school uniform you wouldn't believe that she was the saviour of the world . . . well, she wasn't, I mean, Sakura had already done the save the world from a lonely existence in a place without love thing already, but Meilin was still the true Cardcaptor . . . //And she doesn't like me back . . .// He thought glumly.

"And then there's her Magic Girl card . . . which has no sense of fashion at all . . ." Madison laughed, "OH HO HO HO HO HO!! We'll beat her for sure!!"

Syaotang sighed, as he grabbed Madison's arm, "Let's just go find the card, okay?"

Meilin crossed her legs, "But what can we do?"

Eriol sat down next to her, and started to mutter to himself, "I'm really hungry . . . and I bet Diagnosis: Murder is on . . . and I'm missing it . . . and I'm missing Dick Van Dyke . . . ooooohh . . . my favourite programme and I'm missing it . . . and it's Dick Van Dyke!!"

Syaoran slapped his forehead, then slapped the back of Eriol's for good measure . . . "Shut up about Dick Van Dyke!"

Eriol gasped, "How did you know I was thinking about Dick Van Dyke?!"

"What do you mean how did I know?!" Syaoran shook him, "You just said it aloud!!"

"No, I didn't!" Eriol protested, "I was only thinking about it . . ."

Tomoyo clicked her fingers, "Maybe that's the effect!"

"Hoe?" Sakura pulled Syaoran's fingers off Eriol's neck, "Making people say what they are thinking?"

Meilin pressed her hands against her face, "What kind of messed up card . . .? Why would Clow want to know what people are thinking?"

"Maybe because it annoyed him so when people didn't speak their minds . . ."

Meilin screamed then yelped as Yue-Bella hit the back of her head, Meilin rubbed her head sorely, "I forgot you were going to keep doing that . . ."

Yue-Bella nodded, as Kero-ette took Meilin's cards into her tiny paws, she began to lie them on the ground in front of her. "Are you going to do a card reading?" Spinel asked as he fluttered down beside her, Kero-ette nodded quietly.

Kero fluttered to her other side, "But isn't the Cardcaptor meant to arrange them?"

"Why waste time?" Kero-ette shrugged, she waved them away, and sat down. Kero-ette's tiny gold body was engulfed into a sharp gold glow; she levitated off the ground slightly. The small glade sank into darkness, as Kero-ette's magic circle glowed brightly, "Oh, cards of the Whoops . . ." The Music card zipped up, and provided a quiet awed magical tone, Kero-ette cracked open an eye, "Thank you, Music . . ." The green spirit nodded, and Kero-ette continued, "Oh cards of the Whoops, Didn't Mean To Do That . . . I, Keroberos-ette call to thee . . . what the heck's going on?"

The What If card sprung up with the Magic Girl and the two combined to create a version of Eriol, the rest of the cards sprung up and pointed at the facsimile.

"So it's after Eriol huh?" The 'Eriol' disappeared, and the cards reformed themselves into a huge tick. "Okay . . . that established, what kind of card is it?"

The cards reformed themselves into bow and arrow, and aimed themselves at Eriol. The reincarnation squeaked, "They want to shoot me?!"

"It wants to kill Eriol!" Syaoran perked up, "Maybe it's not a Whoops card at all!"

The Little Wolf smirked unrepentantly, as he received death-glares from Eriol. Kero-ette shook her head and continued, "Don't suppose you could give us a clue as to what to do, could ya?"

The cards reformed themselves into an unhappy face, Kero-ette sighed, and shook at Meilin, who smiled bravely, "It's okay . . . you tried . . ."

"What are you going to do now Meilin?" Tomoyo asked quietly from behind her camera. Sakura blinked and quickly pulled out her camera too, "Whatever you do Meilin . . . Please keep a happy face!"

Meilin nodded, "I'm going to seal that card . . . so Syaotang and Madison return to normal, and Eriol stops saying such random things . . ."

Kero-ette sat up suddenly, "Random?!"

"Hai . . ." Meilin spun, "What is it?"

"Clow created a card that was design to make random things happened but it went wrong . . ."

The cupid-like Whoops card gulped, it had been guessed!! It quickly aimed it's arrow at the nearest guardian to try and give itself a few moments of distraction . . .

"Ow!" Yue frowned as he rubbed his rump, "I think I just got hit by something!"

The group fell silent as they turned to see what would happen to Yue. Kero-ette frowned, and hovered closer to him, "The card is actually quite useful in making people's intentions very clear . . . however, it's only useful when that person is having one thought at one time . . . unfortunately for Clow, he didn't realise that people have several thoughts at any one second . . . do you agree, Yue?"

Yue's face blanked, "My brother's doppelganger is right, but how do I make it sound like I am absolutely brilliant?" He sighed and raised an eyebrow. He nodded once in his usually strong but silent type motion, and looked at Touya, "There! That was perfect, now to return to my favourite activity . . . ogling Touya with my x-ray vision . . . hee, hee, hee . . . wait 'til Yukito finds out where his favourite snow rabbit underpants went . . ."

Kero's eye twitched as he floated up between Yue and his favourite pastime, "Yue?"

The white haired angel frowned slightly, "Ye, gods . . . Kero! Get out of the way, move . . . I can't see Touya through your fat littleeeeewwww . . . so that's where my watch went . . . I can't believe you're using my watch, my only watch in the universe as a corset . . . pleeeh! Now I shall have to remain timeless . . . what are you still doing in my way? . . . can't you see I'm ignoring you?" He growled slightly, "Fine then, it's time to confuse the hell out of Keroberos . . ." He cleared his throat slightly and looked at Kero's tiny little face, "Keroberos despite the fact that it is fascinating to note that you are in fact exceptionally yellow there are indeed other articles I would prefer to gaze at . . ."

Kero's mouth fell open, "HUH?!"

Yue raised an eyebrow, "In other words you great big fat little stuffed moron . . . get out of my way so I can ogle Touya some more!"

Meilin shook her head, "So it's the Random card is it?" She nodded, "Okay . . . it's got Madison and Syaotang in it's grip . . . and it's targeting Eriol . . . while this isn't all such a bad thing, I want to get this card!"

"All right!!" Kero-ette jumped up and quickly turned into her true form, "It's time for Cardcaptor Meilin!"

"You bet it is!" Meilin smiled, her crimson red magic circle suddenly spinning out under her. She held her key out, as the magic falloff dispelled from her circle. "Oh key of the Whoops, reveal the true blunder to me . . ." The key began to spin, whipping up cherry pink tendrils of magic around Meilin, the Music card was still out so it shrugged and started up a more modern funky tune for Meilin, "Under our bathly bond . . . I, Li Meilin, command thee . . ." Meilin held her arms out, "Release!!"

The staff grew to it's full form and hovered in front of her. Meilin grabbed it with conviction and swirled it around her, she held her other hand out, "Magic Girl!" The card floated to her hand obediently, "Magic Girl, give me that ability to beat this card!" She threw the card out in front of her and tapped it hard with the rubber ducky staff, "Release and misspell!!"

Sakura and Tomoyo held their breaths as the magic wrapped around Meilin. The force of the magic bursting away from Meilin was so strong it caused the guardians to spread their wings and jump out of the way. Kero-ette turned to her sister, "She's getting stronger every day!"

"I think it's more to do with the fact the cards have force a friend to hurt her . . ." Yue-Bella observed quietly, "Either way Meilin's pissed off . . ."

Meilin landed easily, and looked down at herself quickly, she was dressed in a rather cute angel get-up, she had shorts, and thigh high socks, her feet were exposed but she had some clear shoes on. She was a vision in gold and white, her top was short at the front exposing her stomach, but long in the back, giving the impression of coat tails. She touched her head, and found her hair was pulled into three loose ponytails tied with three gold and white ties.

Meilin shrugged, "This has nothing to do with the card because it's a random costume isn't it?" Kero-ette nodded, and Meilin rolled her eyes, "Just as well . . ."

"You look great, Meilin-chan!!" Sakura and Tomoyo sighed happily, and fell back into Eriol and Syaoran's arms in a near faint. "You look like an angel . . ."

Meilin turned, her magic circle appearing again. She held out her arm, the loose sleeve of the costume fluttering gently, "Butterfly card . . ." The card flew to her hand quickly, Meilin twirled the staff quickly, "Butterfly card, give this angel wings so I can combat this card!" She struck the card hard, "Release and misspell!!"

Meilin grew her wings quickly and started to fly up, "Meilin!"

She looked down to see Syaotang staring up at her; she fluttered down quickly, and hovered in front of him. She pressed a hand against his cheek, "Don't worry . . ." she pressed a finger against his lips to keep him quiet, "I'll get this one . . . and you and Madison can return to normal!"

Meilin turned away and started to fly away, when Syaotang jumped up and grabbed her hand forcing her back down to him, "Meilin . . ." He closed his eyes and shook his head, he opened his eyes and smiled weakly, ". . .Good luck."

Meilin smiled, "Arigato!"

As she flew off again, Syaotang didn't notice Madison jog up behind him, he kept his eyes locked on Meilin's retreating figure, "Good luck . . . my love . . ."

Meilin raised an amused eyebrow; as she twirled her staff around her arm, "So, what's the game plan?"

Kero-ette flew quickly to catch up with her Mistress and her sister, she quickly turned into her full form and growled, "We greet it, meet it, beat it, seal it, and go home for ice cream and hot chocolate!"

"Sounds like a plan to me!" Yue-Bella called, she and her flying companions twirled once in the air. "And can we get it over and done with? This moon guardian's got a date with Ruby tonight!"

"Okay! Let's roll with it!" Meilin smiled as she exchanged high fives with her two guardians, she held her head up as she caught sight of the card, "LET'S CAPTURE THAT CARD!!"

"She's so Kawaii!!" Sakura gushed as Meilin and her guardians split up to catch the card, "Go Cardcaptor Meilin!!"

"You look extra genki Sakura-chan!!" Tomoyo sighed happily, as she filmed Sakura, "So full of energy as you tape Meilin-chan!!"

Eriol shook his head, "you two are getting very strange . . ." He glanced at Syaoran, "Oh no you don't!!" Eriol yelled as he rugby tackled Syaoran to the ground, before he could pounce on Syaotang as the Little Tango continued to watch Meilin avidly. Madison growled, she'd heard Syaotang's confession . . .

"Can you handle this?" Touya smiled at Yue, and wiggled his booty a little more, causing the moon guardian to smile slightly, then blush as he realised her was caught. Kero groaned again, and looked at Spinel, who was asking the Music card to provide something suitable for the capture. ". . . Just something with a little magic in it . . . but nothing too old fashion . . . something with a little zing, y'know that good ol' CLAMP style music . . ."

The Music agreed and started to play something up beat and definitely magic girlish, it tapped Ruby on the shoulder and winked, Ruby smiled as she provide nice strong vocals . . . and astounded everyone by proving she could actually sing!

Meilin narrowed her eyes as Kero-ette chased the card back to Yue-Bella, the moon guardian raised her bow and arrow quickly and the cupid-like card went screeching to a halt, instead of zipping towards Meilin as planned, it dived toward the ground.

"IIE!" Syaotang roared as he ran forward, he pulled out his wind papers, "Fork's know my plate! Release the wind!" The card growled and ducked the magical wind and headed straight for him.

"Yue-Bella!!" Kero-ette shouted, "Go get him!!"

"I don't see why I should!" Yue-Bella folded her arms obstinately, "I can't fly right with people . . ."

Kero-ette growled, "But I can't stand that yank!"

"I've got him!" Meilin rolled her eyes and flew down quickly. Syaotang jumped out of the way of the first diving attack by the card, but stumbled, he looked up as the card prepared to rush him again. Meilin landed between them quickly, the Whoops card gulped as Meilin pointed her rubber ducky staff at him. "You're had your fun . . ." She raised her staff, and her glowing magic circle appear, "Now let me have mine . . ." The card gulped and turned to run away . . . to find Yue-Bella and Kero-ette growling ominously behind it, "Uh Oh!"

Kero-ette growled as she and Yue-Bella took a step forward, "You don't know the half of it, mister . . ."

It nodded, sighed and turned around, Meilin smiled, "Whoops card, return to your mistake's confine!!" The ducky staff quacked loudly as it hit that invisible point, "Random card!!" 

Meilin's crimson magic circle sparked brightly as the card held it's nose and waved goodbye, Meilin smiled confidently as she threw her arm to the side, "Cards . . . return . . ."

The Butterfly's wings snapped out of existence, the Magic Girl wrapped about her quickly and removed the costume and the Random card flew docilely into her hand. Meilin caught them, spread them like a fan and brought them in front of her face. "Oooohhh!!" Yue-Bella nodded, Kero-ette grinned, "I like that one! Stick with that magic girl pose, Meilin!"

"Wai! Meilin has a magic girl pose!" Sakura bounced up, "And I caught it all on tape!!"

Tomoyo jumped up to, and linked her hands with her, "Wai! Me too!!"

As Tomoyo and Sakura celebrated, and Eriol and Syaoran sweat dropped, and Touya waved his tush again in Yue's direction . . . as Kero shuddered as Spinel mistook him for his sister again and started to congratulate him on another wonderful capture . . . as Madison steamed at the idea of Syaotang being in love with Meilin and Kero-ette stalked her like some unsuspecting deer . . . as Yue-Bella and Ruby exchanged suspicious looking winks and quietly slipped off . . .

Meilin ran after Syaotang, who was walking home his hands stuck deep inside his pockets, "Syaotang-kun?" Syaotang slowed and stopped, Meilin panted slightly as she caught up, "Syaotang-kun?"

The ginger haired boy stared at the ground, he sighed, "Hai?"

"Syaotang-kun, I wanted to say something about what you said earlier---"

"I didn't mean it!" Syaotang looked away from her, he spoke quietly, "The card made me do it . . ."

Meilin's face fell slightly; she was hoping to tell him that she would return his feeling of love. She glanced at Syaoran; Eriol was sitting on his back, holding his cute little descendant down. The reincarnation smiled and waved at Meilin. She sighed, she thought that after Syaoran had fallen in love with Sakura, and now that Syaotang was here that Meilin would be . . . she clutched her staff and cards to her chest, hoping to stall her deep forlorn sigh.

"I'm sorry." Syaotang murmured, still avoiding looking at her, he didn't see that his words were having the opposite effect than what he wanted. He thought Meilin didn't like him anymore than a friend . . .

"It's okay . . ." Meilin bit her lip and tried to be as bright as always, "I knew that it was the card all along!" She held it up for him to see, "See?"

Syaotang looked at it, the card's cupid-like spirit was grinning manically. "It was a nice capture, Meilin . . ."

"Meilin-chan!!" Kero-ette called out, "Let's go!! We've greeted the card, we met the card, we beat the card, we sealed the card and now we've gotta go eat ice cream and drink hot chocolate!!"

"Hai!" Meilin waved at her, she turned to Syaotang, "Wanna join us?"

Syaotang looked at her strangely, "Sure you want me to?"

"Hai!" Meilin stuck out her hand, and grabbed his hand, "That's what friends want, don't they?"

Carho watched them from behind a nearby tree, "Indeed it is . . ."

He turned away, and smiled, he was glad that Meilin hadn't needed his help this day but still . . . he sighed and looked up at the sky, the moon was just becoming visible, Meilin still had a lot of challenges ahead of her, and even then she had to over come one of the greatest challenges which she would have to figure out that---

"WHOA!!" Cried Carho in surprise.

Ruby and Yue-Bella broke apart, Ruby panted slightly as she brushed her hair out of her eyes, "Can't you give away important plot points in your inner monologue somewhere else . . .?!" She nodded to an equally dishevelled Yue-Bella, ". . . we're trying to make out here!"

Madison pushed herself to her feet and tried to pull off the icky stick gloop that was Kero-ette's slobber, yuck! She frowned at Meilin as she ran past dragging Syaotang behind her, "That Cardcaptor!" She ran after them, "Hey!! Wait for me!!"

"Run faster, Meilin!" Syaotang said quietly, as Madison started to run after them.

Meilin smiled, "Demo she's your—"

"Don't remind me!" Syaotang said with an evil grin.

"Syaaaaaaoooootaaaaaannnnngggggg!!! Wait up!!"

There was an odd sorta chime from somewhere . . . Kero-ette growled, "That bell is near by!"

Meilin came to a stop, as did Syaotang, she looked around suddenly, "Can you feel it?"

Syaotang pulled out his rashiban board, "Yes . . ." The board lit up, "That Whoops card again . . ."

Madison ran up to them, "You should have waited!"

Meilin blinked, "Don't you feel it too?"

"What?"

"That other . . ." Meilin paused, she looked at Kero-ette, then at Syaotang, then at Sakura who was just five centimetres from her face with her digital camera. Meilin shook her head, "It can wait . . ." She cocked an eyebrow at Syaotang, "Ice cream first?"

"Whoops card later?" Syaotang nodded and made his board disappear, "Yeah . . ."

Meilin blinked, she pointed at the hand where the board was, "You know I've always wondered how you and Syaoran do that . . ."

"Do what?"

As Meilin and Syaotang linked arms again and started to walk home together, the evil Whoops card smirked, "So . . . You can feel me even now?" It's eyes narrowed, "Well, well, Cardcaptor Meilin . . . let's see how you fare against my next challenge . . ."

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And now it's time for Leave It To Kero-ette!

Kero-ette: Konnichiwa!! Welcome to you all to today's fun filled programme, wai!! And I have a special guess to help me present . . . tah, dah, la dah! Doctor Megalomania!!

DrM: [Blushes] I only wanted to say hello . . . and thank you so much for the Magic 100!! Wow, Thank you so much, it means a lot to me, really it does!! And Congratulations to Summer Rain, You made the 100th review!! [Blushes again] I'd give you a prize of some sort but I'm poor . . . Concrats anyway! Erm . . . that's all really . . . erm . . . Kero-ette?

Kero-ette: As long as DrM keeps her energy up, we'll get to the end of this fic okay!! All right! Let's provide her with more, more, more!!

[Presses face against screen] Sunshine or rain, Kero-ette-chan check!!

Meilin's Power just keeps going up, and so does the Magic Girl Card!! Wai! Did you see today's costume? It might have just been some randomly selected costume, but wai, wai, wai!! Our leading star, Meilin looked great in it!! Keep it up, Magic Girl!!

[Sits behind low table, on pillow, and sips at cocktail] So how was it? You must always remember to think twice before you speak, or like Eriol, you'll end up in hot water!! Anyway, please R&R and come back for the next thrilling part of Whoops, Didn't Mean To Do That!

[Waves] Ciao!

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Preview

Meilin: Oh, no! Tomoeda School's putting on a talent show?! Well, at least me and Sakura will come out fine! Demo . . . demo . . . Madison's all mean to me again, and what's this?! How can I put on a show when the audience are gone?! Hooooeee!! Sakura? Madison? Wh-where did everyone go?!

Meilin, Madison And The Disappearing Act!!

Next time on 'Whoops! Didn't Mean To Do That!' Come with me, Cardcaptor Meilin!

Release!

[Cue senselessly dramatic ending music!]

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Movie Trailer

"There's something wrong . . ." Someone whispers, voice echoing in quiet circles, "Something's wrong . . . something's wrong . . ."

Meilin turns and lifts her hands into the air, thousands of crimson petals rain down on her, her long black hair loose from it's usual ties dances in the wind . . .

"E . . ." A deep voiced man intones, "Equals see are squared . . . see are squared . . . see are squared . . ."

{Insert Uplifting Movie Quality Music}

Meilin faces her toughest challenge yet . . . and the truth is revealed . . . Coming Soon To A Fanfic, [hopefully] Near You . . .

The First Movie . . .

C A R D C A P T O R M E I L I N :

(Always Read The Fine Print, Meilin!!)