Hey everybody, Lokli2 here with a brand new fic. I've been listening to a lot of Motley Crue, and when this idea just popped in my head I felt it had to be put down on paper. This does not mean I will be putting off my other story, I just wanted to go ahead and get this started so enjoy…

Dr. Feelgood

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My name is Uzumaki Naruto. You may know me as the village idiot, demon, or as many of my friends simply put: baka. You all know the tale about how Sasuke ran away from Konoha a while back and beat the hell out of me. But what you don't know is that after I fought him at the valley of the end, I did not go off for two years of training. I was far too injured to go on for at least another seven weeks. Then something miraculous happened, although it seems uninteresting, I made my nurse fall for me. The point is that I found I always know what to say to a woman to make her feel "special". Don't get me wrong I like women and I didn't use this power just to make-out with girls whenever I felt lonely. I only used it on women that I figured I could have a chance at actually loving. But after a while my pocket wasn't feeling quite as heavy as it usually was so I decided to put my little talent to work. I got various offers from desperate men. For instance whenever Shikamaru finally wanted to get Ino, I helped him seal the deal. It's really quite simple: Tell the girl what she wants to hear. But don't worry I'm always the one that finds that out. That day when the dog-guy called me, I thought it would be just another job. Oh, how wrong I was.

"Hello, is this doctor Feelgood?" I heard through the receiver.

"Yeah I'm him. Whatcha need?"

"Well there's this girl that I really like. She's on my team, but I want to take the relationship farther. The only problem is…"

"You don't know how to." I cut him off. "Well meet me at ichiraku ramen at 3 and we'll smooth out the details." And with that I hung up. Little did I know that this was gonna be the best job of my life.

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Three O'clock at Ichiraku ramen.

I found the dog-punk at the stand, his pathetic little dog eating some of the miso pork right out of his bowl. I then walked up behind him.

"No matter who she is she won't want the dog eating off her plate."

"What's it to you." He said as he turned around and recognized me, "Get out of here Naruto I'm meeting someone here in a few minutes."

So I decided that I would go ahead and tell him who I was, "Doctor Feelgood at your service." I said as I gave him a grin.

"Look Naruto, I really don't have the tim…" He paused, "Did you you just say you were Doctor Feelgood?" He whispered the last words.

I nodded then said, "I'm guessing it's Hinata?"

'How did he know?' The boy thought, but because of the idiotic look on his face, I enlightened him, "You're practically stalking her how could I miss? You really think I'm stupid don't you."

"Sorry, never really thought it was that obvious. I brought pictures in case you need them." Kiba replied throwing out pictures of Hinata and ooh-la-la there's one of her in the shower. I couldn't help the perverted smile that crossed my face. Quickly looking at my face he realized which picture he had thrown out. He quickly tried to grab it but naturally being better in every way meant I was faster, therefore could grab the photo first. "Gimme that back. I had to risk my neck getting that!" But just as he said that someone with milky eyes entered the ramen shop.

"H-hello, N-naruto-kun, Kiba-kun." 'Damn she certainly has changed!' I said eyeing my client's prize. 'Maybe just this once I shouldn't let my services be bought.' 'I know, I could just act like I'm trying hard, still get paid at-least half then get Hinata for myself.'

I quickly slipped Kiba a note with what to say. And being the fool he was, he did it!

"Oh, Hinata how are you on this fine youth-filled day? How is your sexy cousin?" He said, his words full of exuberance I had to bite every square mili-meter of my mouth trying hard not to laugh, while on the inside I was busting out. Kiba then looked at me quizzically so I mouthed to him, "Trust me I know what I'm doin." Being the dolt he was just kept going. "Oh my lazy-eyed sweetheart how would you like to go out with me tomorrow night?"

I gave her a quick nod that dog-boy didn't see, and she agreed to go with him. Hey if it were up to me, she would be goin out with me tonight but I'm next to broke and to entertain a lovely young Hyuuga you have to have some coin.

After a scarring and disturbing conversation with the normally usual Kiba she got the hell outta there. "Ok tonight I'm coming over to your place round six to help you pick out some nice threads. Be ready for me."

"Will do." He replied obediently like a trained dog. Oh man this is gonna be fun.

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Ladies and gentlemen, as I said earlier I was listening to a lot of the crue when I decided to do this fic but I was also watching some will smith movies and I thought, I bet Will Smith would be great as some kind of match-maker or better yet… a date doctor. But I figured I don't really have the cash to make a will smith movie, and really felt in the mood for some kiba bashing, so I wrote this. If I get some good reviews I will continue asap R&R. Lokli2 OUT.