L2 here with your tasty new installment of Dr.Feelgood. Remember to R&R. Until then dance! Yes dance with me reader! DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE!

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That night at the Inuzuka compound

Knock

"Hey chewtoy get the door." I heard an extremely sexy voice say from outside the door. "Damnit dog treat get your ass down here and answer the door! If I have to go get it, I swear you'll be sorry!"

I remember thinking, 'Hmm this could be pretty fun' so naturally I knocked a hell of a lot louder.

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

"KIBA, YOU HAVE TO THE COUNT OF 3. 1, 2…

"I'm coming, I'm coming."

Finally the door opened revealing Inuzuka Kiba. Getting the royal crap kicked out of him by his sister. Being the team player I am, I thought that I should get in there. In the end Kiba did not look pretty. "So you're that, um Naruko kid right?"

"Um, it's, uh, Naruto. But, uh yeah, who the hell are you?"

"Kiba I'm disappointed in you, why would you not want your friends to know about me?" The still unknown girl said putting on a fake pout.

"Well, maybe it's because you're a COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSHYCO!" "Chewtoy" replied.

"Well Naruto-kun, my name is Inuzuka Hana, somehow I'm this idiot's sister."

"Inuzuka Hana, it is a great pleasure to meet you." I said while flashing her a foxy grin, and giving her a wink, while she blushed.

"It's, uh, nice to meet you Naruto-kun."

"Come on "doctor"." Kiba said extremely sarcastically. So we headed up to his room with a few wild and completely insane misadventures. But finally we arrived.

"What the… Do you have some kind of dog fetish or some thing like that?" You would not believe this dorks room there were only enlarged pictures of Akamaru and others of Hinata, in which it seems she did not know the picture was being taken. But I was never prepared for what I found on his computer. "What the hell." I said on the verge of yelling. The second I turned on the computer, I was greeted with a photoshopped wallpaper of a porno picture with the heads cut out and replaced with his and Hinata's. "I don't know what is going on in that extremely messed up head of yours and I am going to thank God each and every day that I don't have to."

"You can't tell me that you've never cut out the heads out of a porno and put yours and Sakura's in." He said defiantly.

"Well there was that one time…" I said, sarcasm dripping like venom, "Of course not you moron!"

"Bite me."

"Whatever let's just take a look at what you have to wear." Yet again I was greeted with idiocy as I opened his closet. "Jacket, jacket, jacket, GODDAMN JACKET, what the hell is wrong with you? You and Hinata should start the "If it's not a jacket we don't wear it" club. Thank God that I decided to bring this along." I said as I whipped out a scroll. After a few quick seals a backpack full of clothes appeared. "Let's see what I set aside for ya. Aha." I pulled out some baggy black jeans, a jinco shirt with a wild dog on it, and a pair of vans. "Put that on." The dumbass went into the bathroom and started to change so I walked over to the door. "Come on in Hana." I said opening the door. Hana just looked shocked. That's when a pretty good idea struck me. "Hana would you like to go out with me tonight?"

"Um, yea sure." She said caught off guard. Inside she was jumping up and down clapping her hands.

Kiba then walked out of the bathroom in the outfit I brought for him, "Good enough. Oh and Kiba your sister and I are doubling with you."

"Wait a minute, we never agreed on that."

So I got right next to him and whispered in his ear, "Look man, it's a hell of a lot easier to tell you what to do if I'm right next to you, and not hiding behind a plant somewhere."

"Ok whatever."

"Alright let's see what we have to work with, with your hair." I spoke after Hana left.

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Five minutes later in the bathroom

"What the hell man dog shampoo, dog brush, flea collar, RED FACE PAINT!"

"Yeah get this most people think that those kick ass things on my face are birth marks."

"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST, MOST IDIOTIC MORON THAT I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF KNOWING!"

"What's the matter Naruto?" Hana said entering the room.

"YOUR BROTHER IS A COMPLETE IDIOT! DID YOU KNOW THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A SINGLE BOTTLE OF HAIR GEL?"

"Kiba, I told you we should have picked some up last time we went to the store."

"Just forget it." I finally said. "Me and Hinata will be by here to pick up you two at seven, k pumpkin?"

"Whatever just get the hell out."

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Six fifty that night

Things were off to a… not so good start, but tonight would be great. I vowed to make it one of the best and most fun nights of my life. I mean this is where I finally get to make a move on Hinata. Little did I know that Hana had far different plans…

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Hana's pov

"I just can't wait to be out with sweet Naru- kun. Me and him are going to have such a fun time. I might even let him, hehehehehe."

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Kiba's pov

"Naruto you better know what your doing or else." I said to myself, "I can't believe that I finally get to go out Hinata. My love we are going to have so much fun tonight."

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Hinata's pov

"I can't believe that I have to go on a date with Kiba. Why does he have the hots for me? I love Naruto. Hmmmmm Naruto, some day you and I will get married and have so many children. sigh I wish I could go out with him tonight."

Knock.

"I'm coming Kiba."

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Naruto's pov

"Tonight is gonna be great." I said to myself as I waited outside my sweet Hina-chan's door.

"Ok I'm ready." She said as she began to open the door, but the second she laid eyes on me she was out like a light.

"Hey Hinata. Hinata, HINATA.

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There ya have it, chapter two hope ya like it and remember to REVIEW. Happy trails in fanfiction land. L2 OUT!