{The Sound of popcorn and loud slurping can be heard, the lights suddenly flick on and DrM and Bluegoo are revealed watching CCM in their Special Author/Beta-Reader's Audio-Visual Multimedia complex. . . or the Cinema as DrM likes to know it as}

DrM: Well, hello! And Welcome to My Little World of Weirdness! And you're even more welcome to this special Chapter of Whoops! Didn't mean to do that! [laughs] Welcome to the End of the second series of Whoops! Didn't mean to do that! Heh, heh, me and the Bluegoo here were just going over some of our favorite bits, and I guess you must have gotten lost!! Anyway you can join us if you like . . .

Bluegoo: or you can retrace your steps, take the first left and go back to sanity as we know it!

DrM: [Growls] Oh! You're so mean to me!!

Bluegoo: Gasp! [Taken back] I'm not mean to yo—[thinks] Oh, no, wait . . . wait . . . [nods] uh, yeah, yeah . . . I AM so mean to you! [Sniggers]

DrM: [Huffs] anyway. . . here goes. . .

Big voice over dude's voice

~~ - Change of scene and/or interview

WHOOPS . . . DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT . . .

Cardcaptor Meilin: Singin' it with style!! [the character song book]

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Yamazaki: I Believe I Can Lie. [to the tune of R. Kelly's I Believe I Can Fly]

Yamazaki. . . backed up by the finger of truth, and Chiharu.

Yamazaki: I believe I can lie . . . I believe Mangos touch the sky . . . I think about 'em every night and day, Open my mouth and just lie away . . . I believe pigs can soar . . . I see Sakura believin' me more and moooore . . . I believe I can lie . . . I believe I can lie . . . [Whispers soulfully]. . . I believe I can lie . . .

Finger Of Truth: 'Cause Sakura believes me!

Yamazaki: If I can see her, then I Fake it . . . If she just believes it, there's nothing to it! [Soulfully pause] I believe I can lie . . . I believe Mangos touch the sky . . . I think about 'em every night and day, Open my mouth and just lie away . . . I believe pigs can soar . . . I see Sakura believin' me more and mooooore . . . I believe I can Lie . . .

Chiharu: [all soul singer like] he's lying!

Yamazaki: I believe I can Lie . . .

Chiharu: ['Praise the lord' type singing] he can lie!

Yamazaki: If I just open my mouth . . . I can lie, I can lie . . . I can lie . . . [passionate now] If I just open my mouth! I can Liiiieeeee [holds note for really long time] woo!

Finger Of truth: [Murmuring] Check it out . . .

Chiharu: Hummmmm. . . [Throttles yamazaki] Lies . . . lies . . . liiiiieeessssss. . .

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Kero and Yue: One Week – CCM Radio Mix . . . whatever that means. . . [To the tune of BareNaked Ladies' One Week]

Kero and Yue had massive fight, and now it's time to make up. . .

Kero: It's been one month since you looked at me, Threw your arrows in the air and said "You're lazy"

Yue: Five days since To-ya tackled me, I've still got the rug burns on both my knees

Kero: It's been three days since the afternoon, You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon . . . [waves tickets for All You Can Eat Bar] Yesterday you'll hav'ta move me, And now I think I'll sit back and wait for you to cook for me! Modern Yaki, the Yaki wit' the extra noodle. . . Modern Yaki, the Yaki wit' the extra noodle. . .  Modern Yaki, the Yaki wit' the extra noodle. . .

Yue: You have a puddin' and your brain stops tickin' . . .wait! [tapps Kero's head] You've got no lights on!

Kero: pay a trip to Eriol's mansion. . . I hope the Magic girl's in this one!

Yue: Like Madison Rae, You're annoyin'

Kero: Like Yuki, you're romantic

Both: Like Clow, guaranteed to be crazy!

Yue: Like Hitchcock, I'd make brill films, Okay, I don't make films, But if I did they'd have no butterflies!

Kero: gonna get one up on Suppi . . . gonna stop the brand new sappy! Just so my stomach isn't always flown on the kiddies' swing!

Yue: Gotta get in tune with 'Captor Meilin, 'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime Bishouen That make me think the wrong thing!!

Kero: How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad . . . Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad!

Yue: You're the kind of guy who laughs at Clow's funeral! Can't understand what I mean? [slaps him upside the head] Well, you soon will! [sighs and shakes head] he has a tendency to wear his mind on a sleeve. . .

Kero: I have a history of losing my shirt!

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Meilin, Yue-Bella, and Kero-ette: I'll Be There For You (when the Pigs start to soar!) [To the tune of The Rembrants' I'll Be There For You]

All: I'll be there for you . . . When the pigs start to soar . . . I'll be there for you . . . 'Cause he was so stupid before, I'll be there for you . . . 'Cause you're there for me too . . .

Meilin: No one will ever believe me . . . no one could ever get me . . . Seems I'm not the only one stuck with Clow's idiocy! Guardians to face the card with.

Kero-ette: Make through all the mess with, Guardians you'll always laugh with, Even the card's worst, you're best with . . . US!

Yue-Bella: it's 'cause he was stupid all year! Clow was an idiot every day, every week, every month, And every year, but . . .

All: I'll be there for you . . . When the pigs start to soar. . . I'll be there for you . . . Cause he was so stupid before, I'll be there for you . . . 'Cause you're there for me too . . .

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Clow: Whoops, Didn't Mean To do That! [To The Tune of Britney Spear's Oops. . .I Did It Again!] And Thank-you to Olya, for putting this idea in my head, and speaking of ideas . . . Try to imagine Clow in that Britney Spears video . . . in the tight red cat-suit . . . [DrM sniggers] okay, maybe not the video . . .

Clow: Whoops! Didn't mean to do that. . . I played god, and now I got a whoops card! Oh Damnit, Damnit! Whoops, I did it again! Got another card from above! I'm not that stupid! You see my problem is this . . . I'm just messin' about . . . wishing up spirits, they really exist. . . I sigh, watching the stars, can't you see I'm not a fool in so many ways? But accordin' to all my guardians, that's just so typically me! Whoopsies. . .Oh! Whoops! Didn't mean to do that . . . I played god, and now I got a whoops card! Oh Damnit, Damnit! Whoops, I did it again! Got another card from above! I'm not that stupid!

[Sorta groovy radio effect] Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, [slowing down] damn, damn, damn, damn,

[The conversation bit]

Yue: [shock] Clow Reed?

Clow: [breathless] Yue. . . before you go, I want you to have something!

Yue: Oh, this is . . . great . . . but wait a minute Clow, isn't this . . .?

Clow: Yeah, yes it is!

Yue: But I thought you said you wouldn't create anymore!

Clow: Well, Yue . . . I kinda forgot . . .

Yue: Awwww . . . You are an idiot.

Clow: Whoops! Didn't mean to do that . . . I played god, and now I got a whoops card! Oh Damnit, Damnit! Whoops, I did it again! Got another card from above! [Passionately] I'm not that stupid!
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Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun: The Ballad of Hiirawagizawa Eriol [To the tune of . . . erm, I forget who did it, but the song's called The Ballad Of Tom Jones]

Ruby: What did I do now?
Spinel: you drive me potty like Kero!

Ruby: is that really so bad?

Spinel: you're worse than the Teletubbies, Cardcaptors, and the Spice Girls!
Ruby: we're like birds of a feather!

Spinel: god, I can't leave 'til you're dead!
Ruby: That's a really bad thought!

Spinel: let's try Aristotle, Shakespeare; get a thought into your head!
Ruby: lucky for us he stepped out of his door
Spinel: they say he can destroy the fashion mistake!
Ruby: There was something in his voice that stopped us seeing red . . .
both: [Grins] One of us would surely have ended up dead

Both: You stopped us from killing each other . . . thank you master! You'll never know but you saved our lives . . . thank you master!
Ruby: I'd never throw my knickers at you!
Spinel: Didn't need that image in my head!
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Meilin And The Whoops Cards: Independent Cards [to the Tune of Destiny Child's Independent Women]

Yue-Bella, Kero-ette, Meilin and The Whoops Cards. . . doin' the Destiny Child Thing.

Meilin: Magic Girl . . . with my girl, What If . . . Butterfly, and 'captor Meilin . . . Meilin's whoops cards, come on . . . uh, uh, uh!

Madison: Question: tell me how you wanna seal me. . . I'm cause all sorts of havoc and my own trouble, only can catch me when I'm stupid! When it's all over come and seal me please.

Meilin: Question: tell me how you gonna rival me. . . try to control me, 'tang, you gonna get dissed. Have my own fun, oh and I seal my own cards. Always one-zero-zero percent in my friendship!

[All cards]

The Bounce card came in – I sealed it.

The hole card came in – I sealed it.

The swear card came in – I sealed it.

'Cause they depend on me – I'll seal it!

The late card came in – I've got it.

The scrabble card came in – I've got it!

The butterfly came in – I made it.

Cardcaptor Meilin, (Cardcaptor Meilin!)

All the card who are out the book, Throw your hands up at me! All the cards who makin' trouble, Throw your hands up at me! All the cards makin' kiddies holler, Throw your hands up at me! All the cards from the pack, Throw your hands up at me!
 

Yue-B, didn't know you could get down like that, Meilin, how your guards get down like that? Kero-ette, didn't know you could get down like that! Meilin, how your guards get down like that?
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Eriol and Tomoyo: Aw. . . But Tomoyo! It's Cold Outside! [To the Tune of Tom Jones' Baby, It's Cold Outside]

Tomoyo: Eriol . . . I can't stay!

Eriol: but it's cool outside . . .[mutters] at least . . . [clicks fingers] it is now . . .

Tomoyo: I got to go soon . . .
Eriol: but the storm's a-comin'!

Tomoyo: you're a great host . . .

Eriol: and I couldn't live myself if you got lost!

Tomoyo: and it's been nice. . .
Eriol: don't be so very like ice!

Tomoyo: My mother will start to worry

Eriol: so what? Let her worry!
Tomoy: she'll wear a hole in the floor!

Eriol: [clicks fingers] Listen to that fireplace roar
Tomoyo: Mother and her worry!

Eriol: I said, let her worry!

Tomoyo: maybe one game more . . .
Eriol: why don't you turn your back while I spike this once more . . .
Tomoyo: The neighbours might think
Eriol: Ruby will drop them in the briny brink!
Tomoyo: hey, what's in this drink?
Eriol: nothing but L'amore, I should think.
Tomoyo: I wish I knew how . . .
Eriol: [smarmy] You know I love a show. . .
Tomoyo: you cast a good spell
Eriol: I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
Tomoyo: I ought to say no, no, no, sir
Eriol: Mind if I move in closer?
Tomoyo: At least I'll have . . . [Eriol pulls an impressive stunt and makes her fall into his arms] oh, but I tried!
Eriol: [shrugs] What's the sense of hurting my pride?
Tomoyo: Well maybe just a soda more . . .
Eriol: [grins evilly, then tries to look really innocent] Never seen such a blizzard before!
Tomoyo: I've got to go home
Eriol: Ah, baby, you would freeze out there!
Tomoyo: so, call me a cab!
Eriol: [looks down her legs] You know it's up to your knees out there. . .
Tomoyo: You've really been grand!
Eriol: I can do many good things with my hand. . .
Tomoyo: But you don't see?
Eriol: [drops to knees really melodramatically] How can you do this to me?!
Tomoyo: [evil grin] There's bound to be talk tomorrow!
Eriol: [sweet puppy look] Making my after-life a sorrow?!
Tomoyo: [winks and walks away from door] At least there will be plenty implied
Eriol: [still failing to look innocent] Just in case . . . you know, if you died.
Tomoyo: I really shouldn't stay . . .
Eriol: grab that bottle of '69 la'chay!
Both: Ahh, but . . . it's cold outside!

Tomoyo: [spoken] you evil little reincarnation!

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Mambo No.5 – The Guardian Remix [To the Tune of Lou Bega's Mambo No.5]

Guards and Guard-ettes. . . this is Clow Reed. . . Rock On dudes. . .


One, two, three, four, five . . . Everybody in the book, so come on . . . Let's ride to the Tomoeda, and all around . . . The cards say they want some to be loose, But ya really don't wanna . . . catchin' all those cards like we did last week. I want some sleep. . . 'cause this is #Bleep#. . . I like Magic Girl, Butterfly, What if and Late . . . And as I continue you know . . . They are getting weirder,
So what can I do? I really beg and you my Lord, To me Capturing's a hobbie, like Yamazaki an' his lie, It's all good let me dump it, Please set in the trumpet!

A little bit of Yue-b in my life, A little bit of Kero-ette by my side, A little bit of Ruby's is all I need, A little bit of Suppi is what I see, A little bit of Kero in the sun, A little bit of Yue all night long, A little bit of Trouble here I am, A little bit of you makes me your Clow!
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DrM: And finally on this album. . . the Cardcaptor Meilin – 'Catch 'em, Catch Us' in full! [To the Tune of Gumi's Cath You, Catch Me!]

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[Cue series of shots of Meilin and her costume, just like the CCS opener, tapping feet, and finally Meilin slapping her forehead]

Sakura: [spoken] ready?

Meilin: [spoken] you won't believe this . . .

Kero-ette: [spoken] Let's go!

Meilin: I can't believe it, but I gotta! I'm the Cardcaptor of the whoops! Clow was such an idiot, And now I *must* clean up all his mess! {Reflective pause] But still . . . but still . . . 'Least I get to be the magic girl! With Yue-Bella and Kero-ette, I'll surely succeed! [Deep breathe and quickly] So now, catch 'em, catch 'em, that way, that way, Hoo-boy! [Shakes head] Remind me who's fault this was! And now, Syaotang's after 'em and Madison's crazy! Help me!! [Determined] Surely there must be some other, other, other, OTHER way!! I'm in such deep sh--------

Syaoran: [spoken] do I have to?

Eriol: [spoken] Ah go on . . . go on, go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! G---

Syaoran: [slaps hand over Eriol's mouth]

Syaoran: You won't believe this, but you havta, She's the Cardcaptor of the whoops . . .

Yue-Bella: Clow is still such an idiot

Kero-ette: And now we guardians gotta help clean up all his mess!

Madison: Oh, please. . . oh please. . .

Sakura and Tomoyo: [eager] Can we tape the magic girl, now Meilin? With Syaotang and Madison, She's gonna have a hard time!

Whoops cards: So now, catch us, catch us, this way, this way, loser!

Eriol: Don't blame me for Clow's mistakes!

Sakura: And now, Yue-B an' Kero-ette's with her, surely! Come on let's go! Gotta catch 'em, catch 'em, catch 'em all!

All: Clow's such an idiot!

Kero-ette: [spoken] all together now!!

Cast: [spoken] awwww! Nuts!

[cue guitar solo]

Meilin: [spoken] ready? Let's go!

Meilin: [deep breathe and quickly] So now, catch 'em, catch 'em, that way, that way, Hoo-boy! [Shakes head] Remind me who's fault this was! And now, Syaotang's after 'em and Madison's crazy! Help me!! [Determined] Surely there must be some other, other, other, OTHER way!! I'm in such deep sh--------

Whoops Cards: So now, catch us, catch us, this way, this way, loser!

Eriol: Don't blame me for Clow's mistakes!

Sakura: And now, Yue-B an' Kero-ette's with her, surely!

Ash Ketchum: Come on let's go! Gotta catch 'em, catch 'em, catch 'em all!

Clow: I'm no idiot!

Clow: [after everyone leaves] . . . Damnit . . . why doesn't anyone believe me?

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DrM: heh, heh, heh! I guess you can tell what my music tastes are like from that eh? [Sniggers and squeezes thumb and finger together] I was that far from doing a take on the Rocky Horror Show . . . anyone for the time warp?

Bluegoo: NO!! [To readers] Quick! R&R and then run away!!

DrM: don't forget to tell them to meet us in the sink under the cupboard!!

Bluegoo: yes the sink under th--- wait a minute!!

[DrM runs away as Bluegoo chases after her with a large frying pan]

DrM: [shouting over shoulder] Don't forget to join us in the next series!! Meilin! That's your cue!!

[Meilin sighs and shakes her head, turns to readers]

Meilin: . . . if you can stand the insanity, that is . . . [raises staff] Well, you've had your fun, now let me have mine . . . whoops card, return to your mistakes' confine!! End Theme Tune Card!!