Mario Email 27: Moving
Cast: (in order of appearance) Mario
Computer: Tandy 1000
Mario's computer is back in glitches. The next email he got from kojinka was about moving, but the email is mutated multiple times then deleted before Mario has a chance to reply to it!
Transcript:
Mario: Konnichiwa folks, I'm about to email!
Dear Mario,
Have you moved lately? I have and I hate the new place I got!
Kojinka
Mario: The man hates his new house, huh?
Mario: What the?
(Suddenly, the email starts to change. Lowercase I's start to appear, "Dear Mario" changes to "mario", punctuation marks disappear completely and the signature gets deleted along with some text changes. The altered email is as follows:)
mario
have u mooved latley i have and i haet teh nu plcea i gote
(Three seconds later, it gets:)
"DELETED!"
Mario: What? No, no, restore, (restore restore) restore! (restore) (do something) (anything) I didn't mean to do that! Come back Kojinka! You wrote (He hits his head on the keyboard as "bam" is typed.) a great (He hits his head again as the next "bam" is typed.) email! (He hits his head one more time as "bigalow" is typed.) I'll just wait here.
(Windows 3.1 ding.wav) You have one new message.
Mario: Another message? Let's see it.
(He presses enter.)
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Mario (after reading the binary): Appearently, this is all his computer could type! (typing) Please send your keyboard to be fixed. (sendreply)
Tandy 1000 (subtitled): Reply Sent.
Mario: Let's delete the message.
Instead of deleting the message, it comes out:
"SAVED!"
Mario (sarcastically): Thank you, go ahead and save it why don't you!
The End
Remarks:
This is the first reference to Bam Bam Bigalow.
DVD Version:
Mario presses "head hit keyboard" instead of "bam bam bigalow".