Ladies and gents it be me L2 here with some sexy sexy story but before I do that I got some sexy sexy shout outs.
The magically delicious Cookie aka Lala
Zenithar the space man
The frightening Midnight-angel-of-darkness
Ok whatever Ummyea
The sexy sexy SandGoddess
The pretty small Bigbabidi
Hope master, the light bringer
The Italian fifa team
And I am the cat.
I am really sorry if I missed anybody but if I did, I now give you the license to shoot me ONCE and ONLY ONCE
WARNING: this chapter of the story Dr.Feelgood has a seen of above average karaoke singing. If you ,by any means, dislike karaoke, leave now.
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard that
I don't own Naruto, no?"
It's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of humor and writing ability
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"Just sit down chewtoy, and don't say anything like that for the rest of dinner." Hana said over the humming background of the, quite occupied, restaurant.
"Actually," This time it was Hinata that spoke up, "maybe you shouldn't say anything at all." And at that moment, the milky-eyed girl pulled a roll of duct tape out of her purse, and let out a battle screech, "AYEYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI" as she jumped across the table tackling Kiba to the ground. After a good while of struggling Hana helped me pull Kiba and Hinata apart. I was pulling on Hinata's lower stomach, so when they finally came apart, Hinata fell right on top of me.
When I looked up I realized that Hana was looking PISSED. My face paled to the whitest shade of white you would have ever seen, for I just realized that during the struggle my hands had slid up a little too far. "Oh, Naru-kun I didn't realize you like me this much." Came the sweetly soft voice of the girl in my hands. Next I realized that her nipples were starting to stand up and I quickly let go of the female Hyuuga and began to back away thinking, 'Damn this chick is insane.' Little did I know that our waitress was standing directly behind me, holding our appetizers, and as I kept backing away she didn't notice me. Then our bodies collided, with all the food hitting the floor, I couldn't stop cursing profusely.
After our small incident I just told her to bring us all spaghetti, but that was when the owner of the restaurant, and my good friend Giovanni came to me. "Naruto, how are you tonight, my friend?" He asked in his Italian accent. I just gave him a frustrated look that meant something was annoying me. To that he replied, "Well my friend I am sorry that your night is not going so well, but…" He left off as he leaned closer to me, so that only I could hear, "if you do your song I will give you a very nice discount." He said as he pointed to the stage that was at the far end of the room.(stormy 341 if your reading this I'm sorry that I used the same song as you, I just think that it was perfect for the situation.)
I just nodded my compliance, stood up, and grabbed Hana's hand, so that she would follow me. "Where are we going my sweet Naru-kun?" She spoke up as we arrived at the stage.
"Just take the mic and sing what's on the screen. Ok? You'll do great." I said as I gave her a small kiss on the cheek.
"Anything for you Naru-kun." So I took my place at the keyboard right in the middle of the stage, and started up a slow, wave-like, beat. And the singing began.
I still hear you voice,
When you sleep next to me.
I can still feel your touch,
In my dreams.
Then I threw some bells into the beat.
Forgive me my weakness,
But I don't know why,
Without you it's hard to surviiiiiiive.
Next I added a nice techno beat, and someone else began to sing
Cause every time we touch
I get this feeling,
And every time we kiss
I swear I could fly
Then I looked up and realized that Hinata had grabbed another mic and was singing
Can't you hear my heart beat fast,
I want this to last
Need you by my side
Cause every time we touch,
I feel the static
And every time we kiss,
I reach for the sky
The white-eyed girl complied as she sung and began to walk towards me
Can't you hear my heart beat so
She sung as she put her hand on her chest and did a thumping motion
I can't let you go
We were now face to face and she continued singing
Want you in my life
As our lips were about to meet, she was ripped away by Hana so I sped up the beat of the song and it was like a ballet/fight with one always throwing punches and the other dodging gracefully. I didn't notice because I was too caught up in the song but Kiba was gnashing his teeth and pouring anything he could reach into my noodles. But as I began to slow down the beat, Hana began to sing again.
Your arms are my castle,
Your heart is my sky,
She sang as she looked seductively at me
They wipe away the tears that I cry
She said as she put on a fake pout as I sped the beat up again and the girls sang together
The good and the bad times,
We've been through them all
You make me rise when I faaaaall
And Hinata took over completely, while Hana thought that it would be a good opportunity to make a move on me
Cause every time we touch
I get this feeling
Hinata sang as Hana came up behind me, and put her arms around my stomach, and began kissing my face.
And every time we kiss
I swear I could fly
That's when Hinata realized what was going on over at my keyboard and came to the rescue, and pulled Hana off of me so that she would start singing again. So Hana picked up where Hinata left off, while Hinata began to harass me herself.
Can't you hear my heart beat fast,
I want this to last
Hana came and grabbed Hinata and they started to sing together side by side.
Need you by my side
Cause every time we touch
I feel the static
And every time we kiss
I reach for the sky
At this, Hinata, who was on the crowds left, had her microphone in her right hand and stuck up her left, as Hana, who's mic was in her left hand, stuck up her right.
Can't you hear my heart beat so,
I can't let you go
I want you in my life
And they both ran over to stand by me, so that Hinata was on my right, and Hana my left.
Cause every time we touch
I get this feeling
And every time we kiss
I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast
They sang as they both looked at me, and ran a hand down my chest.
I want this to last,
Need you by my side
And my music abruptly stopped as they both kissed me on the cheek.
The audience was in an uproar over the song they just heard. After a twenty minute standing ovation, Giovanni worked his way up to the front of the stage and said, "Naruto that was the most amazing show I have ever seen, your meal is on the house tonight."
"Thanks Gio, but go ahead and get someone to box it up we've got plans." I replied with gusto.
"Anything you ask, my friend, and if you ever need something don't be afraid to stop by sometime."
Little did any of us know that there was a brooding Itachi sitting over at the bar talking to himself. "Damnit" he said, "Why the hell can't sasuke be that cool? I've got an idea. Let's go Kisame." He said to the fish tank. "Damnit Kisame listen to me." He said to the fish tank.
"Hey man, ready to go?" Kisame said as he walked up behind the angry Uchiha.
"Damn Kisame how did you get out of the fish tank?"
"Itachi, that's a shark."
"Whatever let's go. I have schemes."
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There you have it another chapter tasty chapter of Dr.Feelgood.
Truth is I'm really feeling good myself cause I got my learners permit today so I decided to write a new chapter. Now I am thinking about writing a one chapter songfic depending on the feedback from this chapter, so leave a review. Also the polls for the pairing of this story will be open until I release the next chapter so please be a patriot and vote. Also in case I don't get out the next chapter of this story in time Red Jumpsuit Apparatus album drops July 18 so please pick it up. Until next time, remember don't Panic At The Disco. L2 OUT.